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Elvis had a chance to see star wars before he died, but he never got to experience the thrawn saga or shadows of the empire on the N64. Truly a tragedy.

summer's too short for bad cornhole. level up your cornhole game

NEW: Our visual analysis suggests the U.S. hit two drinking-water facilities overnight in southern Iran with precision-guided munitions. Deliberately targeting civilian infrastructure could constitute a war crime. w/ @ckoettl.bsky.social @johnismay.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/w...

>President claims the Iranians somehow called him while he was in the WHSR and asked him to stop >said he ordered the bombing to stop >Iranians claim he’s lying >hour later and there’s more strikes This might genuinely be one of the most bizarre sequences of events I’ve ever seen.

She's straightforwardly saying schools’ federal funds are at risk unless they reduce their Black student population to something Trump is more comfortable with By design, the safest way for schools to avoid suspicion is to not admit Black students at all ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Oh.

Holy shit. The WSJ Epstein birthday card story came out LITERALLY while basically everyone in the administration except Trump was huddled IN THE SITUATION ROOM to figure out a strategy to deal with the Epstein files in the midst of the fallout from DOJ's no "client list" announcement.

Nancy Mace finished fifth in her own home county of Charleston, lost the South Carolina governor's primary badly, conceded on Tuesday night, and then immediately endorsed Alan Wilson, the man she accused from the House floor of being complicit in sex crimes against women.

Elon egging on migrant’s houses being burned down while his dad has a drink with Tommy Robinson in Moscow hotel bar talking about how Russia is the UK’s ally, at this point I don’t think you can deny that social media has been a net boon both to authoritarian regimes & authoritarians in democracies.

mandalorian and grogu, some good moments and plenty of details I liked, but overall it’s like a vampire drained the passion out of star wars

it’s so problematic to make a movie where the Minions summon Cthulhu. Cthulhu is BAD. What are we doing here

two ufos hovering in the west. da truth is out dere.

Speak, thou vast and venerable head

yeah, the germans are wild with their themed bars. the danes have an amusement park called tivoli gardens that has a roller coaster that drives through the birth canal of a huge european woman at 50kph. wild ride for a nine year old boy.

you’re never going to please people who think george soros mails in a batch of democrat ballots whenever a republican is in the lead in a solidly democratic area but california could at least double its counting machines from 2 to 4 or so. maybe even 5.

Six the ninth be with you

Now here is a grand juror doing the 5th Amendment proud www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...

BREAKING: A government report says evidence was destroyed or went missing in the death of Geraldo Lunas Campos, an ICE detainee who witnesses say was choked to death by guards at Camp East Montana in January reason.com/2026/06/09/e...

This is absolutely frying me 😭

Venus has gone to Jupiter to get more stupider

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

Your presidential boos

Waymos are “getting worse!” “Emergency first-responder leaders told federal regulators in a private meeting that they were frustrated with the performance of autonomous vehicles on their streets… One fire official called them ‘a safety issue for our crews as well as the victims’.” Via @wired.com

Jeff thinks the beans should take turns

and being a president of a temperance society, he only drinks the tepid tears of orphans

if hannibal barca were a dog, he'd be, hannibal bark-a

It’s the second or third Iran War of 2026. Before too long the sixth and seventh Iran Wars (2026) will occur simultaneously and the local youths will be insufferable about it.

This is a devastating interview. Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good. Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.

apparently ants love to eat expired generic brand mint mouthwash at 2:30 am

Everything has gone to shit since Ötzi died

anti-naboo bigots in Star Wars must have been so insufferable after it turned out the galaxy was run by a few naboonians for like 80 years

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

Still wild to me that Oppenheimer (2023) overlooks a lot of the actual drama of the manhattan project while also underselling how bad Strauss was, the guy was claiming there were clean bombs

be careful, kids. if you smoke crack and hang out with strippers, you might one day paint as well as hunter biden.

It’s about time for The Little Lebowski, a sequel where The Dude’s vaping zoomer son solves crime and the world is basically the same but worse

The richard nixon bowling photo in The Dude’s apartment is wild

That rug really tied the room together, did it not

Remember the current NIH director going on about protecting researchers from government censorship? Today his people called the police in to forcibly remove my colleagues from their own society meeting for sharing an editorial published in their flagship journal that was critical of him. Gift link

it’s not my job to educate you. try learning some knowledge for once. youtube.com/watch?v=8QjBhkQNzws&pp=ygUYSGFtYnVyZ2VyIHdpa2lwZWRpYSBwYWdl&ra=m

Washed away, like battle milk in rain

I have upgraded the cuck chair for the next generation

Linda Lou's 119 Lacon, IL

Ready to sincerely thank Platner for his public service in drawing *so* much shit into the light.

The Free Press has praised the Trump administration for promising to "fix" the refugee resettlement program. The truth is that they're trying like hell to kill it. The head of the program recently told a far-right group that he's repurposing his office's budget to *deport* refugees.

I meant to post “may june the fourth be with you” yesterday but it’s slightly less tired of a gag if I don’t. I forget whether I‘m on an even or odd layer of internet irony so I don’t know whether that’s good or bad.

I dunno man Telling the obvious lie about the Nazi tattoo kind of undermines the whole "it didn't happen" about the domestic violence incident