Santa’s permissiveness in his own reindeer team has led to the emotional abuse of reindeer children

Santa riding off into the sky above your suburban home, outlined by the moon, turns his merry face to you and with a twinkling eye shouts “like and subscribe!”

Easiest way to find out if this is true is to talk about it at a ton. If it's true eventually Trump will put out a truth social post defending the thing he did (instead of, you know, ignoring it or denying it)

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

get some new material you dick

Interesting Eagles/Bills dynamic for Sunday. Unless New England embarrasses themselves against the Jets, Buffalo is going to go into the game knowing they’re very most likely a wild card team regardless. Eagles go into with a little less certainty but probably the 3 seed regardless

somehow real and not an Onion headline

did a lot of people do a lot of really unspeakably disgusting, evil things? absolutely. but investigative files are full of weird fake tips and they released all of those on purpose to flood the zone so you’ll take the bait 500 times, start feeling foolish, and either go tinfoil hat or give up.

just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.

Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.

What the f*ck

when i eat too much tylenol

Very funny the Eagles are the only team to have clinched their division

The Atlantic furiously slamming its fist down on a big red button that says ”concentration camps are ok actually”

My Trump is his own Goebbels while Miller is actually Himmler theory looking pretty good right now

Take it a step further and just start saying he is a pedophile. Because he very clearly is

Mystified by Dems worriedly telling everyone to be careful because the letter is probably fake. There's no proof it's fake. Just take the win! Act like Republicans for once and run with it. Assume it's real. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make headlines. Do TikTok videos. Shove it down their throats.

Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025

Something very funny about de santis praising Coolidge for “immigration.” Coolidge’s immigration policy was that people named de santis shouldn’t be allowed to come here bsky.app/profile/anth...

"On two other flights, two of the passengers, respectively, were women who would be possible witnesses in a Maxwell case," the assistant US attorney said in the email.

Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020 'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"

a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control

Jeffrey Epstein wrote a suicide note to another sexual predator and said “Trump did all these things too and he gets to be president, very unfair”. That’s the story, don’t get all mealy-mouthed!

There needs to be a Dad Olympics. I got all this stuff in from the car in one trip without dropping anything.

This seems bad.

I think SF takes down Chicago next week. If the Eagles can find a way to win in Buffalo next week they go into Week 18 with a shot at the 2 seed

Just watched this. Disgusted that my tax dollars are going to sending people to literal concentration camps. Fuck Bari Weiss, Donald Trump and everyone else in any way involved in this

Phillip Rivers on pace for 484 yards tonight

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.

mods are asleep post regime censored content

If Bari Weiss didn’t know what the Streisand Effect was before this week, she’ll certainly be familiar with it now. This episode of 60 Minutes is utterly damning. The sadism displayed in CECOT is even worse than previously depicted. It’s clear why she felt the need to protect Stephen Miller. Watch!

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

Remembering how the Eagles had the most accurate kicker in NFL history on their roster in 2022. No way they could have known what the next 3 years would bring but man I’d love Dicker here

the recent embrace from those like JD vance of genuine nazism into the republican party has created such a fascinatingly large schism within the party that’s continuously playing out very publicly and i hope it keeps happening

Any time Eagles fans are impugned as a group, the individual casting aspersions should recognize that they are actually insulting international icon and hero, Malala Yousafzai.

In a brief post shared with her 3.7 million Instagram followers, Malala Yousafzai looked back fondly on her travels to Egypt, Greece, Tanzania, and Ireland. She also wore an Eagles T-shirt in one of her photos. Go Birds. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/eagles-...

This is the exact season you could see coming before the year. It’s been a pretty chalk year for the division relative to my expectations aside from the Commanders offense being worse than anticipated and the Eagles seeing an offensive dip.

"Indiana Nights" is either a "Last Dance with Mary Jane" shoutout or the title of the worst CBS police procedural ever. bsky.app/profile/spor...

It's "national security" to them because they have talked themselves into the notion that renewables are a sophisticated Chinese hoax, designed to drain the lifeblood of American power -- oil and gas. No, seriously. This is what they believe.

It’s not too late to get vaccinated if you haven’t already! “A spokesman for St. Luke’s University Health Network said the system’s flu caseload has surged in recent weeks. “Our flu numbers have tripled in the last two weeks," St. Luke's Corporate Communications Director Sam Kennedy said.”

If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping

Shockingly pro-Eagles early line for next week

support independent media. idk what else to say right now.

Read the full email Sharyn Alfonsi sent her team about CBS pulling their segment on the Trump admin’s deportations of Venezuelan migrants

Here’s a gift link to this stunner Washpost story, quoting the 60 Minutes correspondent on the CECOT story, who accuses Bari Weiss of spiking the piece all because the Trump Administration wouldn’t comment. “Government silence is a statement, not a VETO.” wapo.st/3YL4T3D

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

Look, one day (hopefully very soon) Trump will be gone but this stuff is with us now for a very long time. Living in a country with a fully captured media is something we are going to struggle to adjust to