Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
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It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore. I am sorry.
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Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
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Tiny Tim, who did die because the Cratchits did not heed the health care advice of Ebeneezer Cuban, is now buried behind the biggest Christmas goose the town has ever seen.
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See, I was going to be positive today, but Mark Cuban decided to slink here on Christmas Eve. Go feed the hungry, drive in an inner city and give out gifts.
about 1 hour ago
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Zander🚈🔰
11 days ago
the start of the meltdown
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And you could say why don't you ignore him or mute him, but let me take some joy this Christmas Eve in the idea that I can tell some head up his asshole billionaire to go fuck himself, and the white diamond shitting horse he rides in here on.
about 1 hour ago
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It's that time of week again for Mark Cuban
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about 1 hour ago
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I'll take a bunch of people saying how cloistered we are so I don't have to here Mark Cuban jerkoff to himself. Remember when his bullshit was that Trump won because he backed crypto. Get back in your limo with your Smithers and go home, nobody wants to have a beer with you here.
about 1 hour ago
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Happy Christmas Eve everyone when the multibillionaire slums on on BlueSky to tell you how stupid you all are and how much better the conversation on the site that houses Nazis is. Hey, maybe you can find your Billy Ray Valentine here.
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about 2 hours ago
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Janey said it was time to go So we closed our eyes and said goodbye
about 2 hours ago
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Fuck them, fuck the Wall Street Journal and fuck you.
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about 4 hours ago
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This might be my favorite part of the movie
about 4 hours ago
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Acyn
about 5 hours ago
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight
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To think about all the people's families who didn't get out so this prick can cosplay as a Nazi.
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about 5 hours ago
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Watching Trading Places and I don't know a ton about Mr. Beast, but what I do know, it sounds like something this fella would do.
about 5 hours ago
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This is very sad, and if you've seen a commercial for Alexa recently, it's marketed as such.
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about 6 hours ago
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Vegeta not shown (Jewish).
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about 6 hours ago
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die, was named the next offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles. When faced with coaching Jalen Hurts, Tiny Tim wished that the cold hand of death had taken him instead.
about 6 hours ago
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about 6 hours ago
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If only I had a word to sum this up
about 7 hours ago
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But I will say this, with the year that we've had here, we keep on going. And we will.
about 8 hours ago
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So many, got money stolen because I was an idiot, thought family would be different, so many things with insurance and stuff.
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about 8 hours ago
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Sky Marchini
about 8 hours ago
“Like prime, but with human beings”
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Congrats
@mikebauman.bsky.social
(I'm glad I'm the first person to ever make this joke).
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about 8 hours ago
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Ironic that him and Piper were such good friends, because by all accounts Ric is a prick and Roddy was so good with his fans and family.
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about 9 hours ago
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I guess in short, we deride the flippy stuff looking fake, and it can, especially when it is at a slow speed, but if that style didn't exist, it's not like people would buy it as real in our HD TV day in age.
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C.Hawk
about 10 hours ago
Who was the last wrestler from “parts unknown”.
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I disagree with a lot of what modern wrestling does, but I think that's me yelling about things that can't be changed.
about 10 hours ago
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I think my basic difference with the wrestling historian, besides the racism and grifting, is I don't think there was ever a way to keep it the way it used to be because of technology and the way people take information.
about 10 hours ago
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With all that being said, I might grift for that hat that Kojak wears.
about 11 hours ago
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There are so many good people I learned this year when my mother passed, and we put up a GoFundMe so we could bury here properly, yet people want to be just evil. For what?
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about 11 hours ago
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I go back to when I got that Dombrowski/Fuld thing right. I realize, I could have been a blue check mark grifter and made some money off of it, but I guess I was far to lazy to be a grifter. And that's just silly sports nonsense.
about 11 hours ago
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"Have a Great Holiday" is how I respond to clerks and anyone else I see, are the keep Christ in Christmas people coming to get me :)
about 11 hours ago
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I am not a rich person, but there are certain things I wouldn't do for money, wouldn't accept for money. I used to think that was common, but I guess it's not.
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about 11 hours ago
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It's Christmas Eve Day, so I'll try to be more positive and in a better mood today.
about 11 hours ago
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A.R. Moxon
about 11 hours ago
There's a lot of money in being a dim bully who was oppressed by nothing but their own mediocrity.
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Watching Kojak, and man, why are people so scared now, it looked like New York City was some kind of Hell on Earth.
about 11 hours ago
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
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about 12 hours ago
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about 21 hours ago
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I know some of you get mad at me for amplifying this, but we need people to fight this nonsense while our leaders are too busy looking over the mayor of NYC's team with a fine tooth comb.
about 21 hours ago
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I'm not a blocker by nature, but this was easy. Him, and the 7 likes. Can you imagine how much of smooth brained pinhead you have to be not only to think this, but to type it, and for people to like it.
about 21 hours ago
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An absolute misunderstanding that 1/6 wasn't an instance of temporary insanity but an inflection point of where the country had gone. There is part of me that finds that understandable. But they took too long to realize it wasn't, and even today you have people talking like it's 1988 politics.
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about 22 hours ago
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Zegras is fantastic, but don't let that take away from the fact that #26 should be retired by the team.
about 23 hours ago
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Eugene Freedman
1 day ago
Bradford, once again getting a big story ahead of the sanctioned and affiliated media (b/c he's doing the hard work). In this one, it sounds as if MLB wants to be the brand, rather than 30 different brands. MLB wants to be McDonalds. All the franchises are the same. Same food. Same expected 1/
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about 23 hours ago
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This could be any Sixers year from 2016-today.
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about 24 hours ago
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Better then the first tradition he tried to start....giving every single arena worker COVID-19.
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1 day ago
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Also, Trading Places has some great shots of monuments, The Liberty Bell, Independence Hall, Jamie Lee Curtis's Breasts. All magnificent.
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Tom McAllister
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With MFA app deadline coming up, I've been getting lots of emails from prospective students about the state the Rutgers-Camden program; please note that we are once again FULLY funded, with strong assurances of continued full funding moving forward. We're not going anywhere.
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GREAT MOVIE
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