WWE is pro wrestling out of a Paul Verhoeven film.

Phillies win! Yay! #RingTheBell

Tocchet says that they squeezed as much out of the players as they could. Said they're really banged up, broken ribs and other issues. Said he can't ask for anything more from them.

Somehow you are going to need stars in Philly, either through free agency, or more likely trade. You want to have an appealing spot for them, and I feel Philadelphia is so much more appealing than it was 3 months ago.

Now go and win yourselves the cup, Hurricanes.

Very cool moment at the end of the Flyers game.

That was fun. Will always remember the effort.

Quick, send Elmo.

Phillies win!!

This is what people miss about WCW, or even just the different kinds of sets they used to have.

He might be the only person who looks more like a Bobblehead than his Bobblehead.

The Canes have what, 20 more shots on goal than then Flyers, and I don't think anyone watching the game thinks the Flyers are not playing well.

I think they got outed that it was for this Club WWE thing(which will end up being the people who can vote for this) and pivoted.

And they still haven't given up.

I don't know what the Flyers could do. Yeah, they missed some open shots, but so did the Hurricanes. They're relentless. They remind me of those good Red Wings teams that would just swarm you, except they do it defensively.

They really got nothing there.

Another day, another less than 5 IP from the starter.

Porter Martone has four of the Flyers’ nine shots on net through two periods. Flyers have blocked 15 shots, and the score is 1-1 after the disallowed Carolina goal.

Sorry, but this Gritty in the Space Suit is adorable.

Pure gold here.

Flyers are playing like they don't want to end their season tonight even if Carolina is the better team, gotta give them credit for that at least.

ELMO WANTS TO SEE SOME HOME RUNS

I'm taking 2 days off.

Even Elmo can't fix Nola.

It's both a good thing and a very bad and telling thing that the best Flyers power play guy is someone who was playing college hockey three months ago.

Elmo needs to go on the Flyers power play.

Did Elmo fix the Phillies?

John Kruk doing a whole seriousness about I don’t know if the Phillies are bigger than Big Bird with Elmo

Kruk: If I wanted to sit next to some asshole with an annoying voice who talks all the time about nonsense, I'd come here on a day Ruben is in the booth.

Phillies were about to pencil in Bobby Cox for LF, Robin.

Team On-Base Percentage: .354 CHC .349 LAD .340 HOU .337 MIL .334 ATL NYY .332 PIT .327 MIN TB .326 ATH DET .325 MIA .324 STL COL .323 WSH CWS .322 LAA SEA .320 CLE KC .318 BAL .315 TEX .314 BOS .309 TOR .304 CIN .301 PHI .300 ARI .299 SD .290 NYM .284 SF

There will have to be a come to Jesus(other guy) conversation with the SS about maybe moving positions if it gives them more flexibility.

I think there are hard conversations that will need to be had in the off-season, unless things turn around, that they've been able to avoid. They need options to get better.

Andrew Painter gets every 5th start until his arm falls off.

Aiden Miller needs to be ready sometime this year vs needs to be ready soon, the calculus has changed.

They can't look at 26 in a vacuum, everything has to have an eye toward 27, even though much of the team is older.

The Phillies right now are a bad team. Most of baseball is bad teams. There isn't much they can do now except hope that they can become an average and then above average team.

Team OPS Data: FanGraphs https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=8&season=2026&month=33&season1=2026&ind=0&team=0,ts&rost=&age=&filter=&players=0

Also, love the Sixers, but man, the NBA kind of sucks. Everybody complains about the refs, the flopping, ect.

I don't think McCain makes much of a difference in this series, or he wouldn't be enough. He is in a much better situation in OK. However, that doesn't mean the bench didn't need to get better all year, and this even stems from the Grimes contract, ect

Glad the Sixers spent the buyout market adding Cam Payne and making sure players they won't play are here next year. Good stuff.

Ironically, this is the best era of Philadelphia sports since when, early 80s?

Nowadays we are all of us so hard up that the only pleasant things to pay are compliments. They’re the only things we can pay.

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Goku fucking up Drum might be my favorite fight in all of Dragonball.

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