Every once in a while, we see a little bit of Poster Tony Khan peek out. #AEWDynamite

Running three hours and still doing an overrun because AEW runs on Bryan Alvarez's tears. #AEWCollision

Cope isn't lying--he has been coming to us on TV for over 30 years. #AEWCollision

Ah yes, the power bomb out of a triangle straight into a Styles Clash. Just like Matt Hughes. #AEWCollision

The story of Will/Shibata is fun. Ospreay may have added some new hooks to his game, but now he has to test them against a guy much more seasoned at that kind of game. The rebuild continues. #AEWCollision

Can you blame him?

When do we get the new annual PPV, AEW Death Ground? #AEWCollision

Darby gonna have title defenses booked into 2027 before we even get to Sunday. #AEWDynamite

It'll be a sock with aviators and Tony Khan hair.

Heartbreaker about Willow, but Moné as the wild card and going on to win the tournament is such a layup now. #AEWDynamite

Nana getting massive heat off "you looking like an old substitute teacher trying to control a bunch of stupid fools." What a legend. #AEWDynamite

What a fucking match, holy shit. Chicken and Ciampa leaving it all out there. #AEWDynamite

Onions and mousetraps and cheese graters, oh my. #AEWDynamite

Oh thank God, I couldn't follow Darby Allin's current arc until they kicked to this video package. #AEWDynamite

Real onions, cry me a river 🤣 #AEWDynamite

The bag of onions exploding on contact was surprisingly visually satisfying, but I have to wonder what the germ of inspiration there was. #AEWDynamite

Do you figure Paid In Full might have been earmarked for the Dogs' spot in Stadium Stampede before all the shit broke about Bill's contract? Seems like that might have been a more natural fit.

Goddamn it, that was the one.

I'm pro-"Bucks of Jericho," by the way. #AEWDynamite

What a terrible thing to imagine... 👀 👀

I'm stoked, I don't care if you're a cynic.

The fajitas are going to be absolutely fucking sizzling.

I've seen that one tag match with the Vaudevillains where Enzo necks himself getting tossed from the ring. Not a fucking chance.

Ah, but what if they kept needling their broadcast partner and their staff instead?

An incredible piece, but the fact that it's coming from the journalist for WWE's broadcast partner that WWE personally fucked over is even sweeter.

A lot of words to say I'm a sell out

The lore merchant is hyper-anal about everything related to his presentation and Julia getting over was a fucking unforeseen accident?

I'm side-eyeing those fucking people.

Can the fucking "hurr hurr mjf is a zionist" shit stop now please

It remains noted that the judge in the Trump/IRS case noted there is in fact no settlement of record and none of this bullshit has any legal basis.

It doesn't help that we come on here to seek refuge from the horrific hellscape of bigots and grifters enshittifying our lives and they've permeated every corner here, too.

What's interesting about AEW is that they push all their titles hard enough that any of them can legitimately main-event almost any show. WWE has spent decades demonstrating their midcard belts are effectively window dressing, so cards like this feel flat.

Good morn…oh nvm.

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

Sean Ross Sapp incoming "GUYS ITS FOR THE TROOPS ITS NOT POLITICAL"

Its so fucking funny that WWE carted out this rapist, every chud clapped like seals, every chud dumb motherfucker cried cuz he cried in the ring to fake retire only for them to cart him out again but now everyone is groaning? No dude, eat the turd, you love turds, you watch WWE so you love turds.

LOL, fuck this company.

Raj may be a dipshit drunk, but he actually seems to be making the point here that guaranteed Saudi and broadcaster money has made *WWE* lazy, not the roster. In that regard, he's correct--they don't give a shit about promoting, they've already got your money.

lol any way 💅

Just once I'd love for someone to point out the obvious in real time and see what happens.

Now continues to be a great time to #StopWatchingWWE, the MAGA sympathizer sex trafficking organization.

Good to see Jim being a fucking doofus isn't limited to wrestling. Gina Carano was a pure striker with no ground game 17 years ago. Ronda's entire game is geared around engineering grapples to get her preferred armbar finish. But sure, the fight is fixed since it played out exactly how you'd expect.

Chills, man.

I think he's a far better white-meat babyface than most would give him credit for. He was legitimately great in that role as part of the Sons of Texas because his wrestling style is suited to that. You just need to keep him off promos if you book him that way, because he's a much better heel promo.

Vince saw "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" decades ago and called up Prichard with a great idea for a tag team.

How hard would that go as a Pure Rules Match?

Sammy Guevara treated #AEWCollision like it was his shot to get back on TV more frequently, and he really made the most of his minutes in my mind. A reminder that, for his various annoying qualities, he's really quite talented.

Megan Bayne using those big clubbing Vader forearms just feels right. #AEWCollision

Can you *fucking imagine* if we got Sasha vs. Bianca vs. REGINALD THE SOMMELIER in the main event of WrestleMania?

"I feel the electricity in my veins." - Tony Khan