for Darby Allin, it was literally Wednesday bsky.app/profile/tdew...

You could make the argument that the Conglomeration is like six Wakkos and Dot.

One day Tony Khan will let Skye Blue commit a little arson as a treat.

Send me posts of normies reacting with shock and wonderment at #BloodAndGuts.

This is such a perfect description of them.

When I see people complaining during this particular #AEWDynamite:

It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

Tell me he's watching AEW without telling me he's watching AEW:

I figured Fletcher would get a long TNT reign, but maybe belting up Briscoe is the move and Fletcher can move on to feuding with his boyfriend and Continental Classic winner Takeshita.

NYT editorial needs to end up at the tribunals alongside admin officials and ICE officers.

Even apart from being a skeezy human, if this dipshit can't even get a good crowd reception in North Carolina, there is no reason at all to use him.

It's kind of unbelievable how good everything is despite a number of big marquee guys being on the shelf.

2021 can get fucked. This is the very best AEW has ever been.

How about that hero shot of a blood-soaked Kyle to end the show? A star-making night for KOR.

If Mox plays it as humbly conceding he was bested and Allin and O'Reilly have proven they were the better men recently, it makes the turn on Mox look predatory rather than sympathetic. Don't know if that's where they're going, but it's how I'd do it.

We've now entered the "pedophilia is okay" phase of covering for Trump.

I'll stick to following the medical guidance of medical professionals rather than couchfuckers, thanks.

Not sure which bump was gnarlier, falling on his head off the balcony or pogoing on his ass off the ringside backdrop.

And despite the character turn, it does not affect his perception within the fandom one iota. Certain egotists and fraudcasters should take notes.

Sarah Stock revving up another plea to mothers everywhere.

"It's Wednesday night. You can't have too much good wrestling. My kids have to go to bed. I have a podcast to record."

The way the crowd roared when Mox tapped demonstrated the success of the gambles they took leading up to tonight. Perfect payoff.

I really don't mean to keep dunking on Newell and Alize, but it's kind of stark how much of a contrast it is for a couple of non-roster talents to be hyper-concerned about their "brand" while the multi-time men's world champion is tapping out clean to a midcard tag specialist.

Don't know that I would have booked Kyle O'Reilly having a rocket strapped to him to conclude the Mox Death Riders run, but God bless Antony Khan for having the stones to do it. Mox wants to use every drop of credibility he has to make every face he touches. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Toni Storm is a global treasure.

HUGE for O'Reilly. Fantastic payoff to the "Mox panics in submissions" arc. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Lots of I AM THE TABLE tonight. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DARBY. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Cassidy bumping to try to end the pain of his fingers being stapled into his damn pockets, but Mox follows him down like "oh no, you're not getting off that easy." #AEWDynamite

Chopped is a good shout, considering I think I've seen chefs nearly remove fingers.

"Tonight, we honor decades of wrestling under the Turner Sports umbrella and completely drain the blood of multiple humans."

Please join us, you'd be more than welcome.

There's something so visceral about dragging the fork rather than stabbing with it.

Mox casually producing a fork before entering the ring to commit felonies. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Look at this crybaby bitch.

Noted "The Conglomeration" guest-star Roderick Strong joins the fray. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Cassidy well-established in canon as not caring enough to learn gimmick match rules.

Orange *breaking his own sunglasses to use as a puncturing weapon.* God bless AEW. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

OC bringing the Jansport out to play. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Onscreen graphics explaining the Blood And Guts rules during the match probably make for better television, but a small part of me misses Gary Michael Cappetta doing a painstaking prematch readout of the rules. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

The one time Republican conspiratorialism had a positive outcome.

If they called an audible opting against putting Flair on TV, good. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Steamboat with incredulous Dragon Face at the notion that Big Stoke would be confused with Denzel Washington. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Ricky's tentative little skip to clear the gap between the steps and the apron to get in the ring was adorable. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Big Bumpin' Billy Hobbs this evening! #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Once upon a time, Will Hobbs jobbed to Orange Cassidy in about 13 seconds. Now he looks like the baddest motherfucker on Earth as he dissects the men's world champion. This is a Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize subskeet. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

The whole card tonight is like "yeah, you know traditional wrestling match build where you start slow and work your way up to the big spots? Well, fuck that." #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Utterly kinetic car crash action throughout the runtime.

Nobody knows how to be twisted fucks like women's wrestlers. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Great finish that puts over the heels while protecting the faces. 10/10. Gonna be tough for the men to top. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts