Galileo was also just...kind of a dipshit who went out of his way to antagonize people.

Huh...ok Comer let's do this...

monday after a three-day weekend beginning on a friday hits harder than tuesday after a three-day weekend including monday in this essay i will

Ever want to watch your anti-virus go berserk? Create a kali linux USB drive

At this point isn't the UK just sacrificing Prime Ministers to the cat?

Roaches...roaches do this. The question is whether he's knowingly comparing women to roaches or is just stupid. Really could go either way there.

It's...just...PICTIONARY www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh...

He's gonna order strikes on Israel isn't he.

Can we PLEASE stop immediately jumping into parasocial relationships with politicians because they have a good Twitter dunk?

Look I enjoy saurkraut but...what in the goddamn hell?

One of the reasons New Yorkers are they way they (we) are is because the rest of the country perpetually writes fanfiction about the place, and frequently that fanfic portrays it as Sodom and Gomorrah

Problem is he's playing Uno

Fucking hell

Meta was torrenting porn without using a VPN

Wooooo!!!!

Whole lot of the replies and quotes to this...profoundly missing the point.

Not to downplay the seriousness of this but... I don't think this is the all-time high for antisemitism in GERMANY

I mean...yes...yes you absolutely can

You never have to hand it to Ted Bundy

Yup. These laws are gonna give abusers great cover to threaten kids with.

Oh...you don't say?

The next Dem DOJ needs to be prepared to bring charges against everyone who performed illegal actions "because Trump said it was ok"

Begging people to just...be normal!

I’ll say it again: The folks in our public life most vocally obsessed with the idea of masculinity all very conspicuously act like an adolescent boy’s idea of a man, not an actual grown ass man.

And here's the lawsuit storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

www.thefashionlaw.com/what-happens... Woo boy. Brief summary She agreed to be a lingerie model, and the agreement allowed the brand to post directly to her Instagram account as if it was her (with all the necessary disclosures and stuff, of course) But instead of photos they posted AI deepfakes 🧵

Feel like I should note here that 11yo is autistic bsky.app/profile/izzo...

This is quite possibly the most incel thing ever written

It takes an especially privileged kind of naivete to think real name requirements are a food idea.

Suddenly I think we need to wildly expand our obscenity laws

When even The Onion guy is going "you have gone too far"

Nope....tear it all down. Possibly only after using it to hold the trials.

YOU ARE THE REGIME JD

The person who designed the m.2 screw committed a crime against humanity. I will not be hearing any further debate on this topic.

If some Klansman firebombs a black church that happens to be empty you're really going to say that isn't terrorism?

Will entertain offers starting at $1,000,000

I have no idea where 11yo has come by any shred of artistic talent. Cause it isnt from me or @jessicalostherknit.bsky.social

God fucking dammit variety.com/2026/tv/news/fox-acquiring-roku-1236781308/

I'd be happy to show Putin the view from the top of the Washington Monument.

Let's be incredibly clear. If you, as a journalist, learn information like this and decide to SIT ON IT for a BOOK? You should be forever persona non grata in the journalism industry.

You'd be relying on the juror to disclose when they became aware. But I'd guess replacement by an alternate juror.

Uhhhhh...I'm gonna hazard a guess and say negligence was involved

The comments on this post stating Southern "deserved it" because she's MAGA are fucking sick.

Isn't a "walking taco" just...a taco.

AND they do it year round

I got bad news for how this is likely to go for a guy named Sohrab Ahmari...

New LEGO legal news had dropped turnto10.com/news/nation-...

Genghis Khan killed millions of people but he also fathered hundreds of children. Could Elon Musk do the same thing?

When even Kayleigh is like "dude...you're being weird"