A lot of people would be happier if technology regressed by, say, a decade or four.

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Try explaining this fetish to your therapist:

It's honestly bullshit that a transphobic Republican can run unopposed for state rep IN ILLINOIS.

Magnificent Midwestern Mustards is the name of my bluegrass band.

Ooh, y'all, my quarterly Mustard Museum box got here today!

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic // Manaan Sea Floor // Man in Locker

Modern TTRPG hook: Quoted post Nighttime setting The cooks and waitresses are Monk or Fighter class & Improvised Wpn specialists. Close Quarters fighting abilities. They belong to a Lawful order keeping the agents of Chaos at bay. Many fights take place in the bathrooms or walk-in coolers.

Today in things that look like alternate history, but aren't...

There is no such thing as a “heel fan”. You’re just being a shithead.

I can't even dream of jumping this high. The Artemis and this guy both defying gravity this week.

Every man has had these three exact roommates

yo, whoever in edmonton had the "I AM TIRED OF JOKES ABOUT MY WORDY ILLEGIBLE SIGN THE FIRST SUCH INCIDENT OCCURED IN 1993 AT AJW DREAM SLAM (illegible)"... well done, wrestling sign of the fucking century. everyone else can pack it up, we're done. all the jrpg ones are trash compared to that.

You know I haven’t had the time or energy to keep up with AEW lately and given who just came back I am not sure I will have that energy in the future

I'm back on my bullshit, except now I'm the Iowa Defense Coordinator. #NCAA26

Oh FFS. I thought it was an April Fool joke but here he is. #AEWDynamite

This skeet is for an extremely narrow set of people: I hope Ken Swarts the pizza guy is doing fine today.

What if, as an April Fools Day fluke, 🤼‍♂️ #AEW #AEWDynamite was an episode of Mystery Wrestling ‽‽ #MysteryWrestling @eviluno.bsky.social If it was a $25 PPV I'd buy it.

AEW 🤝 Bluesky Being stuck with a bunch of lefty queerdos as their core base whether they like it or not

For the people telling me that today's SCOTUS decision isn't that bad because it's only talk therapy, I'd like you to sit down for an hour a week whilst someone tells you that you don't actually know your own sexual orientation and gender identity and you're really just crazy for thinking you do.

As a protestant, this feels strange to say, but the point at which an adult convert to Catholicism has been rebuked by two Popes in one year and then goes on to write a memoir called 'Communion' about his faith, they ought to bring excommunication back. This guy is evidently an unrepentant heretic.

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company

You can't trust Hollywood critics. We just watched "Renfield" and really enjoyed it. Of course, I loved "Abigail" too.

#KaKaw is Law #UFL

Tony khan will not join bluesky because he is a number pervert and because criticisms on here tend to be good faith, substantive critiques rather than easily dismissed wwe wank

If you’re going to a No Kings event tomorrow, please wear a mask (ideally a respirator like an N95) to ensure the event is safe and accessible for all. Keeping yourself and your community safe and healthy is an important part of resistance. Masking is kindness and community care!

Just saw this posted from a SW girl. Apparently it’s a new policy that started march 25th. So if any of yall are using Amazon’s wishlist be careful!

The bass line is a real workout on the frethand forearm!

Reminder that you are being lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale

Ocean 🌊 - Beach 🏖 - Sun ☀️ - Yeah it's Friday Please comment / like / follow / repost 🙏 ❤️ #mom #milf #tits #ass #boobs #nsfw #party #onlyfans #porn #mature #nudes #fitness #of #sexy

Every single word.

I love that Billington had to put one of his own marbles in the bag. What a tradition. #mysterywrestling23 🤼‍♂️

I know a Cecil Nyx match when it's announced. #MysteryWrestling23

BURGUM: “That will lower the price of gas for Americans…” TRUMP: “Forget that, when is Venezuela gonna do the statue (of me)?” Trump in a nutshell 🥜 ⬆️

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

You coming out? We're exercising our democratic rights and helping our neighbors through mutual aid. 😎 Cool, cool. See ya there

I do not think anybody is ok right now. How could you be? You would have to be either the most oblivious person in the world or you enjoy/benefit from any number of the truly heinous things going on.

I'm going to go make dinner and then find something on Shudder to watch. I'll like skeets as they come along. Tell Thekla I said "hi".

I shouldn't feel this shitty about deciding whether or not to watch #AEWDynamite On one hand, they got me through the pandemic. On the other hand, THAT appearance on the 2026 Revolution PPV has made me not give a shit about this promotion. And their social media digs the hole deeper? Fuck off, AEW

Maybe it's relevant to you.

Guys, I think we’re getting famous @allelitewrestling.com @jazwares.bsky.social

Thought of something, looked it up, and wow - yeah... For my Queen fans: The Orange Turd bought Khashoggi's Ship, if that tells you anything.

you know what i miss? printing my essays in the computer lab just before class and handing a warm copy to my professors..

If they make an adult Toy Story movie about the lives of sex toys, the main characters would still be named Buzz and Woody

To all my homies not living in the US: don't chance it coming to this shithole country. Stay away for your own safety.

Vesturbating?