The kids are fine. The society we are gifting them is fucked.

Oh, yes : I finally have seen five episodes of Hazbin Hotel. Yes, I cried at episode 4. Not sobs, but a deeeep hit that welled up a few upper cheek tears.

Okay, Chex Mix, your BOLD flavor being "garlic & herb" now is some bullshit, and it tastes bad. Bring back the flavor it had before, or lean into a Worcestershire flavor. "Garlic & herb" as your BOLD flavor is some bullshit. Y'all probably think mayonnaise is a bold choice, too.

Midwest Nice: Saying, "aw, poor guy," as they watch a disabled man struggle to shovel his driveway, then drive through nine inches of snow because they HAVE to have their Starbucks fix or they just CAN'T today with their yoga studio being closed.

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

Guys, I'm not a native, so uh, is snow thunder a thing that exists?

Hey, if you're subscribed to FOX Nation dot com, let me know!* , *so I can block you.

Michigan vs Ohio State. "This is bigger than Auburn and Alabama." So why do you keep needing to say it‽‽ 😂😂😂 For those of us involved in the Auburn vs Alabama feud? We don't even think about you. Whose name is in whose mouth‽ 😂 And who is playing at noon or prime time?

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

Goddamn, DHL sucks.

THE CREEP TAPES creators Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice take us behind the scenes of their latest episode, shooting in the actual SAW location!

God grant me the Caffeine to deal with these assholes today - the CBD to Take the bullshit they say in stride - And the Wisdom to know the Difference in Dosage - - AMEN

Oh, wait wait wait... I got something... Almost done... #AEW

Seconded

I'm here but I'm dragging 25 minutes of catch-up. Rock on, my #AEW faithful! 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Live life for yourself and reward those who join you but don't live life for them and reward yourself for joining them.

A live adaptation of the animated D&D series. + Krull is now aired every Easter Sunday night.

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

AI Summary at the top of your 'is AI bad actually' article. Lol. Lmao even.

Hope Oso is okay, haven't seen him on here in a while ...

🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚

FYI - if you haven't already seen this trailer for a horror film (note that the film itself doesn't actually exist), you may want to watch it for a surprise cameo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu9O...

That's what I love about these high school girls, Charlie Brown. I get older, they stay the same age.

Referees versus Security is the pro wrestling match I never knew I needed. @eviluno.bsky.social @cecilnyx.bsky.social #MysteryWrestling20 🤼‍♂️

Can we get Kingsley vs B3CCA in a Pop Singer brawl? #MysteryWrestling20 🤼

HBO MAX fucked up and I missed Dalton Castle?! Today is fucking cursed.

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

My D&D group in my 20s used to mock our DM for making us roll for lots of stuff that should just be auto-success. In my 40s, I can somehow crit fail brushing my teeth and throw my back out for a week.

Poverty and disability often go together. It’s difficult to “try harder” your way out of financial problems when you lose your health. The pull yourselves up by your bootstrap mentality goes out the window if you’re bedbound. It can happen to anyone at any time. They aren’t moral failings.

Will be in NOLA for the next 1.5 weeks, tagging along to AAA annual meeting and staying for Thanksgiving. Will anyone I know be there?

Oh my. #AEWCollision

He sent Shibata to a what? 🤼‍♂️

#ImWithAEW 💛🤍🖤 🤠

Was thrilled to help consult for this fantastic John Oliver segment on the tragic plight of U.S. public media and why, if we hope to be a democracy, we still need public media for so many things that commercial media will never provide. Deserves a wide viewership. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yknM...

I overdid it yesterday. It's very hard to constantly impose limits on yourself, it takes a lot of discipline. #ChronicIllness #ChronicFatigue

New: A site licensing Trump's name is selling merch with the presidential seal — including a $20 beer-pong set with “Presidential themed balls.” Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization. me, for @forbes.com 1/

Yo internet do your thing and let's ruin this motherfucker.

Todd Snider was one of one. This sucks

the "return to the office" thing was very instructive. A whole class of people had a chance to make bank by getting better employees at lower pay while saving a fortune in rent and they chose "bring them to me so I can control them" pretty much every single time

economy so bad we're about to be gentrifying chitlins

Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)

If country music is "AI" now, then every redneck fuck I grew up with or that I'm related to don't get to EVER again talk about the sanctity of country or country-Western music as "real music for real folks".

See y'all on the other side of Blood and Guts! 🤼‍♂️ This feels like a PPV for free! #ImWithAEW #AEW

ERMAGERD BLERD AND GERTS 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️

When it comes to Democrats and their actions this week, I just had this thought: We can turn from "No Kings" to "No Incumbents" if we need to. @duckworth.senate.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social

I know the answer to this one and am RIGHT NOW writing about it!