This is a story about someone who died: Fuck, first Chuckles Norris, then the guy who played Xander on Buffy? If they go in threes, I've got some other assholes that are good choices.

So do you guys think Christa Miller is a hardass in real life, or does her husband just think it's funny to write her that way?

He yelled at me, then I went and got his groceries, and then he apologized for yelling at me and calling me an asshole. The asshole part hadn't been out loud.

When Chuck Taylor does push ups, he actually pushes the earth down.

Just had to snatch my grandpa's phone and motherfuck someone trying to scam him again. They keep telling him he won a sweepstakes.

Do you think this is going to be one of those things where if we talk shit on Chuckles Norris people will try to call our bosses to get us fired?

Had to fill out a bracket for work. So, Go Gonzaga, I guess! (My strategy is Gonzaga is fun to say and otherwise I pick the team with the shorter name to write down.) Anyway, Go Bulldogs.

Thursday DDP Yoga done and dusted. Sometimes my cat lays on her little carpeted cat cave, stretches out her arms and yells while I'm doing my workout. I like to think she's participating and encouraging me. On to the next one. Friday. 🙌Bang.

Still watching Shrinking, just yelled "Dime Eyes!" Grayson from Cougar Town just turned up to talk to Liz, who was Ellie on that same show.

Next week: Mina: I know who attacked Toni! It was Red Herring! Red: Okay, first of all, it's Velvet... 🤼‍♂️

I popped when Christian signaled for the kill switch and kicked him low instead. 🤼

Now everybody shut up while my dad, Christian Cage, conducts his business. 🤼

I'm glad Papa Buck is supportive. 🤼

The announcers are talking about Sue and her children's books! 🤼

I appreciate that MJF has henchmen that aren't always with him. "Honest" Jon Cruz and "Smart" Mark Sterling are on retainer, but he doesn't want to, like, hang out with them. 🤼

Oh no, Mina hit Toni Storm, didn't she? 🤼

That was NOT the ending I expected. 🤼

Now we find out how pissed I have to be. I hate that they've put me in a position where I've been dreading this women's match. 🤼

If every MJF promo was an Adrenaline fueled, post match, covered in blood promo, we would be in the best of times. 🤼

I was beginning to think the Ultima Weapon was like Goku's Spirit Bomb: Only useful when it's non-cannon. 🤼

Big Hairy Bear versus a Barefoot Karate Twink? Now THIS is wrestling. 🤼

I think any crowd that chants "what" should lose their Dynamite privileges. 🤼

Don't smell the gas, Luchasaurus, it might be someone you know. 🤼

I have never wanted a title match less. 🤼

Wait. I think I get it. Someone called Darby a "car crash wrestler" and he took it as a challenge. 🤼

"trucks"? Who explained the parts of a skateboard to Schiavone? He's going to forget what a headlock is. 🤼

Who wired a light into the box? Is someone getting buried alive with a camera tonight? 🤼

That's just a crate. 🤼

I saw B posting about Trios and, when everyone is healthy, I think the Don Callis Family Trio should be Davis, Archer, and Doyle. or DAD Bod, if you will. 🤼

I don't think being in the parking lot will help with a casket match. That's probably pretty far away from where they set up the casket. 🤼

👆 Gunns Up 👆🤼

Having a weird day, but I'm seated for Dynamite. Might be more quiet than normal. 🤼

Ours is just two things people like, but together. That said, if you've never dipped a hot, fresh cinnamon roll in chili? You are missing out.

Tuesday DDP Yoga done and dusted. This was a good work out. Really worked my knees, and hips, and lower back. So my legs are pretty much dead. They're not all easy, but they're all good. On to the next one. Thursday. 🙌Bang.

I mostly train Fire Pokémon, I have since all the way back in Red. But years ago, I don't even remember what game, I was struggling to beat the Elite Four and my purple globby son Muk saved my ass repeatedly. I then traded him to my nephew to help him, so that Muk is basically a family heirloom.

Anyone else watch Shrinking? I'm still in the first season but I like it a lot.

I was bothered that the MTG commander deck for the turtles was a mix of heroes and villains, so I'm putting together a new, villain focused one.

Monday DDP Yoga done and dusted. I get too grumpy missing yoga two days in a row. I'm putting a work out back on Saturday even though the curriculum says that's still two weeks out. On to the next one. Tuesday. 🙌Bang.

Just sent an email. We shamed them into not using Ric Flair. We fought and won the fight to get ICE ads off the program. We can win this one too. Let them know where we stand. 🤼

Celebrating 3:16 with my solid ass cat. 🤼‍♂️

I've said it before and I'll say it again: wrestling is best when they tell me a story. MJF and Hangman told me a story tonight, and now we have SO many options for the next chapter. I'm excited to see where it goes. 🤼‍♂️

What a fucking match. 🤼

Justified "He's a good boy" chants directed at MJF. 🤼

The only wrestling event my dad ever went to with me ended with Necrobutcher beating Mad Man Pondo with light tubes, and we had to sit quietly in the car for like an hour afterwards. 🤼

For the love of fuck. 🤼

gritting my teeth and covering my nipples. 🤼

paper cut between the fingers is brutal. 🤼

Max running back into a stationary Hangman was a Loony Toons ass spot and I loved it. 🤼

Look, there are a lot of things you can say about Hangman Adam Page, but if he's "AEW's Moral Compass" we're in some trouble. 🤼