Going to the grocery store. Anyone need anything?

If your allyship is conditional, it's not allyship. You're just a sparkling bigot.

I do not make predictions. That said, I'm cheering for MJF in the men's world title match. And maybe he shaves Darby's head for fun. I also am rooting for Thekla in the women's world title match. She's great in a singles but she THRIVES in chaos like the 4 way will be. 🤼‍♂️

Lucha Underground worked, and the world needs a big, accessible promotion with cinematic and supernatural elements. 🤼‍♂️

So am I understanding that the "Collision" tonight is the countdown special to Double or Nothing? 🤼

Saturday DDP Yoga done and dusted. Overreached. Tried the Level 4 Diamond Cutter 2.0 workout today. Threw up. But I finished. I'm gonna shower and lay down. On to the next one. Monday. 🙌Bang

Friday DDP Yoga done and dusted. Long day, but at least it ends with yoga. On to the next one. Saturday. 🙌Bang

My favorite answer when I get asked if I know how to fix a tech problem at work is "yes broadly, no specifically. Give me a minute." Anyone could do what I can do, they just have to be able to Google and willing to tey things. I should be getting the extra $10 an hour the real LSAs get.

CHAMPS! Lets go break some hearts! 🦩🦚🦩🤼#ROH

Welp. Next time, maybe. #ROH 🤼

This is going to be it. Smart Mark is going to yell Athletes and everyone is going to say Rule. And nothing else. #ROH 🤼

Allie Katch! #ROH 🤼

Thursday DDP Yoga done and dusted. I have never gotten so many phone calls during yoga as I did tonight. Yes, grandpa, you have 4k in the bank, you can afford a hamburger. Yes, friend's daughter, I can text you MTG deck recommendations. Let me stretch first. On to the next one. Friday. 🙌Bang

Anyone saying women's wrestling is treated equally or equitably isn't paying attention. Frankly it's just bad business to not spend the time to give the women stories. You're leaving money on the table. 🤼‍♂️

Having thought about it: I don't think I believe Tony is booking both AEW and ROH. The treatment of the women's roster is too different. I suspect someone else has the pencil in ROH and TK just approves it. That feels more likely than someone at WBD not liking women's wrestling 🤼‍♂️

I'm with Taz, I also get cranky when Wednesday wrestling runs three hours. I could go to bed if I wanted to. I'm awake because I love wrestling. But that doesn't make me less cranky.

"It's just full throttle jones, all the time." - Taz 🤼

Also: "When you're born, you look like your family. When you die, you look like your choices," slaps hard. 🤼

Do you think Christian still has the ninja star? Is he bringing it with him on Sunday? 🤼

Oh, Max, brown shoes and a black belt? What are you doing? 🤼

Hey Max, I really like your pink suit. The blue shirt goes great with it. 🤼

Renee, you know you don't ask questions during Angry Push Up Time. 🤼

I don't make predictions, but I'm cheering for my FOREVER Champion to win the Owen. 🤼

Mox vs Kyle is always a great time. 🤼

Willow, noooooooo 🤼

They're letting them get away with this on free TV?! 🤼

I love how hard the audience boo'd the stuffed chicken getting hit with a chair. And, of course, Knox tried to count the fall. There has never been a wrestling rule he didn't fail to understand. 🤼

I'm going to say this: The story of Darby "No Self-preservation" Allin going all gas no breaks in his title run makes perfect sense. I don't have to like him to agree this is a pretty good story they're telling. 🤼

I'm 30% CollisAmite!

Iiiiiiiiits Wednesday, and you know what that means! I'm here, and showered, and I'm ready for a MARATHON three hours of CollisAmite! 🤼

Love that Mickles Foley is coming in to AEW. Please don't let him wrestle, he had trouble a decade and a half ago in TNA, but I am very glad to see him.

They should have sent a poet.

Tuesday DDP Yoga done and dusted. DDP talks about controlling your breath in an uncomfortable position. For a little bit, that tip might be as much about life as it is yoga. On to the next one. Thursday. 🙌Bang

As someone who doesn't eat pork, have any of you tried Beef Bacon? Because I got some and it's damn good.

Max is a lot of things, not all of them positive, but he's my guy. Standing up for what he believes in the face of potential blowback will always make a fan out of me. Also, he quite rightly called Pepsi Phil a cunt. 🤼‍♂️

Just to contribute to the discourse: I don't think that on a 7 match show it's asking too much for three of them to have women in them. 🤼‍♂️ And if the matches can be intergender? Great. Don't tell me Statlander can't beat Serpentico.

What is your favorite cover song? There are obvious ones, Hurt & Always Love You spring to mind, but ehat speaks to YOU? This is mine:

Monday DDP Yoga done and dusted. It's hot today, and I'm sweating something fierce. On to the next one. Tuesday. 🙌Bang

Someone let all the air out of my cat!

Last year we got to watch Uno slowly come unraveled for charity. Lets all tune in and donate again as he loses his mind and watch as Joe Jobber probably eats Pizza at some point. 🤼‍♂️

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone 🤼‍♀️

Despite my indifferent to negative thoughts on Darby, his music is a banger. 🤼

I'm a little sad they've settled on "Pendulum Piledriver." Like, I know they can't say Close Your Eyes And Count To Fuck on TV, but they could have Nigel start saying it and Tony could interrupt him every time. Unless they're on PPV, then say it loud.

Fuckin, Lio Rush is freaking ME out, and I don't have to wrestle him. 🤼

Mina's got a shot, I think, because Athena only uses the Kaioken when her championship is on the line. 🤼

My whole timeline is stoked that Allie Katch is here. The one and only TRUE wrestling community. 🤼

Let's Go Allie! 🤼

I love Divine Dominion. But I miss Penelope Ford. Maybe when she comes back she can bring The Bunny with her and the Final Girls can have a tag title shot. 🤼

I like the fire of Bowens in the Opps. That young man will never be caught lacking. 🤼

Bulgaria wrote a song about Dalton Castle's Finisher? 🤼🦚