In case anyone needed a reason to avoid cocaine: When refined it's about 100× more potent than natural coca leaf For proportion that's like the difference between drinking a 12oz bud light, and 1.5 litres of everclear Or between 1 cup of tea, and 47 cups of coffee Just, considerations, please 💜

Was thinking about There's construction going on outside Apprehension running amok... amuk? Mockingly, a mockingly Onion soup is stove topping Can't Izzy hasing any, pulse pounding not good feeling What are they doing out there? Too late, someone sent, spying on Izzy! Hamburger isn't actually helped

Idea in a TTRPG: Partway in, characters awaken to find there's two of each of them Mystery to figure out how the doppelgangers came about, action fighting, etc Only when near end, each player flips a coin or rolls die even/odd, to determine if they're the original or duplicate, don't know until then

Weird memory retrieval of early 90s, kids singing "mamma had a baby and its head popped off" as they snap and flick the flower off a dandelion with their thumb

Finally, finally got around to finishing FF1 character cross-stitch! Red mage, last character, is done! 🔮🔮🔮🔮

oh sorry ma’am-

98 final grade in public speaking 😁 Izzy talk real good!

Pelagic permean pontification purloins powerful pendulum porn! Hand me some lawful glad lemon squeeze under the table, corneas calamity found tinnitus Harmony goose Kaleidoscope of carnage! My person carries me fully into Jordan's garage, there's nothing there yet still we see Plentification!

Dystopia fiction is when things that already happen to real people, in real life, happens to people who are accustomed to privilege 😖

New #dnd rule: if, as a player, you argue for rolling stats over some form of point-buy or an array, we can use rolling BUT If you don't roll the lowest point total in the group, you have to swap stats with whomever did 😈

Its weird that productive and conductive aren't antonyms

It's staged Everything with our feds is lies Carry on as though nothing happened Because it didn't

Dear humans, Just because the vulnerability of sex makes you uncomfortable does not make sex immoral or evil or wrong Please stop vilifying a natural and enjoyable biological function Thank you

Watching sex quickly increases testosterone in men, which means the cuck is actually the more masculine guy 😁 🪑 Source: Hellhammer, D. H., Hubert, W., & Schürmeyer, T. (1985). Changes in saliva testosterone after psychological stimulation in men. Psychoneuroendocrinology, 10(1), 77–81.

🎵 open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur 🎵 🥰 🎵 open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur 🎵 😭 No kill, is pet! 🥺

#darkestdungeon audrey my beloved

They'll be shitting harpoons down the Tallahassee river before bread rise at this rate Go on Sample the kiss of turnip sauce that you may be freed! Believe me, it doesn't happen any other way between night and day so put down you throat and be ready to stay Mismatch apple sash cleaner and tides!

Their full 2 session set of Public Access is done Funny, Izzy never really got much into creepypasta or analog horror stuff, but enjoyed ttrpg inspired by them 😁 First series listened to for red moon, subscribed now 💜

An unlimited number of people can be wrong about something

Me: "the time has arrived, ascension begins! Rejoice, for we all rise together!" Everyone else in the elevator: 😑

Poltergeist and demonic possessions aren't real, the Vatican instead maintains "exorcists" as part of the cover for a secret Catholic telekinesis training program

Eating beef is basically just eating grass that's been filtered through the cow's digestion Pre-chewed grass Like manure but red and wetter

Study: people let the lying theft-machine think for them 😖 sad! "We show that people not only use [AI] to assist with reasoning, but often surrender to its outputs—whether correct or flawed...How do we preserve agency, reflection, and autonomy in a world where users engage in cognitive surrender?"

🎵 Androscoggin, gimbal clogging, dingo wizz! 🎵 Absolutely obscene how little life passes by in shipwrecked cornelian, makes me want to sing along without accompanying harm 🎵 butterscotch, blackbird, places undersea! Comic book, backdrop, happening fizz! 🎵 Doesn't anyone else? Izzy can't be only 😟

Hate mornings where you're laying half-awake in bed, suddenly reality drops away and you cease to be either alive or dead, then die momentarily, then fall back out of the maw of nothingness into a bed that is breathing independently of you, and roofers are doing work outside so its too loud to relax

Estus flask, but change the name - magic item (5e) May drink like a potion, for healing Uses: [proficiency bonus]/day Healing [proficiency bonus]d4 + [proficiency bonus] per use So, proficiency +2 means 2/day for 2d4+2, but proficiency +4 is 4/day for 4d4+4 #dnd

1st year anniversary today! 💜 26 years together, 1 year officially married Am so lucky 🥰

It uncomfortable how much attention Maine getting over politic 😖 Not used to being nationally relevant, don't care for it 😑

Nitrogen in surreptitious pie! Balking at the flagrant opposition of help None may know wherein comes the opening steel, happy to have it under sheets Corpuscle How are you imagining my words inside the eye of alcoholic bats containment Is there? Proof of harbingers

New series of Nuns starts today, and my shop is finally restockedt and ready!

🎵 Appletini sandshrew baking a pie Waffle stick, up it goes, arf arf arf 🎵

Bro Coffee (broffee) Brew preference of coffee (Izzy use Bustelo in drip maker) In mug, add small amount sweet cream creamer (sweamer) Then add one (1) spoonful micronized creatine and two (2) tablespoons chocolate protein powder (Izzy use body fortress whey) Pour in coffee, stir thoroughly Flex

Vrouwenwereld

There's not enough idesing going on in my March

"When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?"

"It is better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer" —Blackstone's Ratio, Sir William Blackstone "The reason is, because it’s of more importance to community, that innocence should be protected, than it is, that guilt should be punished" —John Adams, 2nd US President

"findings suggest [positive affect] is integral to having a resilient mindset" Affect is "feeling or emotion" Resilience is "the process and outcome of successfully adapting to difficult or challenging life experiences" Being positive makes you stronger 💜 pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Sometimes it's great to be married to your best friend Sometimes it's still great but they're also a giant dork 🥰

The only real psyop was the one that convinced you psyops are real

Alternate d20 idea: deck of cards with the face cards removed, just ace to ten left, and then two suits (hearts and diamonds maybe) get +10 value, so: 8 of clubs = 8 6 of diamonds = 16 Shuffle after deck gone through Provides 2 of every result from 1-20 in random but reliable way 😁 #dnd

In an underground cyberpunk dystopia city, surrounding a big open cubical space Tonal disconnect: am superhero, fly around smashing oppressors and stuff Come back up, and rampage has left destruction in kinda phallic outline People all start chanting "weinerdick, weinerdiiick" 😆 #dreamjournal

Ebenezer Thistlebundt the 3rd

"Your word is given too freely, I suspect its value is negligible" –Lawful character when chaotic character gave their word #dnd

(To the tune of Moustache; Team Four Star, 2015) 🎵 Mustard, mustard, mustard Mustard, mustard, mustard Mustard, mustard, mustard Mustard, mustard, mustard Mustard 🎵