They're out of loyalty cards at the local café, another blow to the proletariat, comrades.

FIRST

Just watched One Battle After Another and idk I'm side-eyeing it and I'm not even sure why. There are multiple characters in it I would rather watch a film about, for one thing.

It's 11am here how am I meant to go about my day #COYBIG

ABSOLUTE FUCKING SCENES, FOLKS

Lookit...I'm just sayin...just doesn't feel like a coincidence is all. #COYBIG #Ireland #Leftie #Speirgorm #VoteLeft

TROY PARROTT ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THAT #COYBIG

The Republic of Ireland football team has killed me. Killed dead, so I am.

WHAT THE FUCJ!!! #COYBIG

A kiddie Guinness, an Irish pub decked out for Christmas, a load of Irish immigrants waiting for breakfast. #COYBIG

Jon Moxley In-laws dinner on edibles, 2025 Colour film $1,000,000

This is all setting up to my "custody of finger guns on a ladder" match #AEWCollision

Idrinq meets the personal high standards of Jon Moxley #AEWcollision

Juice Robinson's theme song should be the sound of 2 furbys getting mangled in a blender and not this butt rock #AEWCollision

Hey look it's El Sex Pests #AEWCollision

They had Mox do an hour and a half of commentary just to set up him having a hissy fit about a video package. Don't tell me this company doesn't do storytelling. 🤼‍♂️

I wanted him to go back for his idrinq #AEWCollision

OMG MOX HOW MANY SYLLABLES CAN YOU FIT IN "KYLE O'REILLY"?? #AEWCollision

"Windsaaaaa! Rihoooooo!" Is a cute bit and I want more of it. #AEWCollision

That Sarah Snook show is pretty good btw, even if it is a bit "oh this is definitely adapted from a novem" by the end #AEWCollision

All tag teams should coordinate there are no exceptions to the rule

It's his emotional support headset mic for me #AEWCollision

The gremlin inside of Juice Robinson will be released in time for Christmas #AEWCollision

Taya's hat is the lady gaga hat this shouldn't be my responsibility to give this PSA! #AEWCollision

Paging @hitmanshades.bsky.social

Tay x Marina one on one would actually be great #AEWCollision

Josh without the earmuffs and with jeans is almost as unsettling as dry pac #AEWCollision

For real though, it would be a nice touch for PAC to call back to this at some point. (The commentary). "While we were busting our balls in the ring you were scratching yers at the commentary desk"

All I want is for the camera to cut to Moxley and he's making a sandwich on the announce desk #AEWCollision

There is no one better than Toni Storm #AEWDynamite

YES I WILL GET TO SEE PAC [REDACT] DARBY ALLIN LIVE #AEWCollision

Mox giving wildcard uncle while daddy PAC whips his twink sons into shape, put this on screen @aewontv.bsky.social you cowards #AEWCollision

Not the Jay Lethal amusement park music as the DRs fight #AEWColliison

The Chairman, PAC #AEWCollision

Light the fight! Saturday Night! Fight-a-mite! #AEWCollision

My favourite genre of TV right now is Apple TV+ Sci Fi that is extremely expensive but nobody is watching

Reading any given headline this week like

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Forgive me father, for I am about to sin. (Also forgive me @wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi et al)

Centrist libs really saw the Bubba email and said homophobia is back on the menu, fellas!

You know who also likes the AEW product? Billionaire Tony Khan, who will continue making it until he runs out of money, or life.

Maybe Mark Epstein meant Bubba Sparxxx.

It's Friday, you know what that means! I'm going to therapy for the first time in a month later, and also, I still have things and stuff for sale: alkaline-collective-shop.fourthwall.com/products/i-h...

The music in this cafe is too loud and my headphones are taking up too much space in my ears, who wants to diagnose me

#AEW needs casual fans, like the ones who would appreciate Sammy Gueverra almost shooting RIPing Matt Hardy

The Catholic Church: For the Sickos!

New Poppy, new Orville Peck, new Christy Moore. This day is for me, and me alone.