I have to be honest, I had no idea they didn't have to provide those things before.

I see CA9 created a circuit split on a dormant commerce clause question regarding marijuana. Fascinating.

This is the dumbest software decision I've ever seen. Truly spectacularly dumb.

Man, fencing is expensive. Skipper better enjoy his new larger running space.

There's a straight line from child death advocate RFK Jr. and this.

lol no

Hey West Coast - if your local station’s preempting Marketplace tonight, we’ve got a podcast.

Oh damn, that dude is responsible for many of my meals when I lived in State College.

Never had a plumber make me a custom mug before. They did their research. Kind of impressed. And now my water isn't acid anymore, either, so win-win.

The damage this man has done to our pediatric medical system is incalculable and unfathomable. He is an evil man who is hellbent on killing as many kids as possible.

My favorite thing about the TV show Scandal is that every character is a sociopath.

I've never had a bad recipe from ATK. By far the best cooking resource online. Their equipment reviews are also outstanding. I'd rank ATK over NYT cooking easily, and I actually like NYT Cooking.

Saw the new Avatar with the 16yo just to annoy @blaw.bsky.social

"Will the brief be ready by the filing deadline?" Well, I always retain optionality on all these matters.

How should I begin my statement that ostensibly attacks my own government's actions? I know, I'll lead it off by attacking some other government. -Democrats

ChatGPT, please write an anemic statement that makes people confused about what party I'm actually in.

Photographer: Quick, everyone look tough! This bunch of clowns: Let's all cross our arms like we're impatient dads waiting for our kids to get ready, but make sure we're all looking in different directions.

The shitty black sheets hanging up makes this art. It's basically the Four Seasons Total Landscaping version of the situation room.

A two-story* library with one of those sliding ladders. With a top of the line filtration system so I can just sit in the library, smoke my pipe, and read. *Yes, a library with only two stories in it isn't very big. That joke already immediately went through my head.

Normally I beg people to read history books, but for this dude I'm begging people to just read the news. Russia famously ALREADY TRIED THIS.

When norms fail, institutions cave, and an opposition party commits itself to civility over leadership, you get a situation where a madman with unchecked power controls a massive nuclear arsenal and military. It's pretty scary, to be honest.

Welp.

Defend the Homeland. As long as there's not a hint of snow. USPS pointing and laughing.

Journalists continue to fail us. Grok doesn't say anything. Grok is a computer program. They've somehow taken the exonerative tense and turned it into the exonerative noun by removing the real actor completely.

Kids these days can't even use a Cap'n Crunch whistle to steal free long distance from payphones.

Someone please start a “the proper pronunciation of THAC0” war in my replies

I see it's time for the annual "kids these days don't know how to do things that they have no need to know how to do" posts from olds. And I assure you, as someone who used to be on a wilderness SAR team - most ADULTS can't use a paper map or use a compass.

Sugar Bowl stage team got 60 yards rushing

I want the stats on how many times a stage has been removed from the field in a single game.

Hahahahahahahaha they have to move the stage AGAIN

Hahahaha this is incredible

If they have to remove the stage because that idiot ass play resulted in a safety that'll be so funny

lmao what the fuck was that

Screw up time management and run out the clock I'm begging you.

Something something shitty secondary

Woof that hit to the arm looks painful.

Go for it on 4th. No guts no glory.

Hate to see a game decided by penalties.

What the hell kind of pass defense was that?

Georgia had one (1) good tackle. Good job guys!

That was some hilariously bad clock management.

As much as I'd love to cheer for Ole Miss to annoy blaw, I actually want Georgia to win.

Damn, Ole Miss's kicker can kick.

If I played for Georgia I'd start tackling the other team.

Dude has some crazy vigilante views, but his hatred of Cuomo is delightful and his analysis of the election is 100 times better than the pundit class could ever hope to be.

Interesting fact: NYC has several million more people than the state of Alabama, yet had several hundred fewer murders in 2024. NYC has become remarkably safe.

I think 2026 is the year I get solar for my house. Probably not the year I eat healthier, though. Maybe 2027.

Well let's hope this year is better.

I can't even enter my kids school without buzzing in with a video camera so they can see me. And then I'm just allowed into the locked reception area thanks to all the school shootings. And they think they can just walk into a random daycare? These dudes are stupid AND dangerous.

My former firm issued a four-paragraph high-level summary of the Musk pay decision and included 9 partners as authors. I'd love to see just how many hours of time associates worked on that memo.