Looks like it's a bread making day today. Let's see how it turns out!

If there's one thing I know about the Catholic Church, it's that "rebukes Bishops" is a phrase that can take one, and ONLY, one subject and that's "the Pope" Any other subject is, uh, in for a bad time.

I'm not saying the Pope should start excommunicating people, bu... Wait, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. The Pope should definitely exercise the bureaucratic might that is the Vatican.

Easy: you should be allowed to murder anyone using a gas powered leaf blower.

The Court of Chancery just issued an opinion addressing a case of first impression: how to partition a companion animal. People sometimes forget (or don't even know) that the Court of Chancery also handled issues that are deeply personal for individuals. It's not all corporate law.

Wait, does that mean I might get to break out the champagne... 👀👀

If you want to see some weird creeps to block, check out this thread. Some deeply weird people responding to this.

I'm 5 years older than him and yet...

Perfect

Well natural Steve Bannon was emailing with Epstein. Also is Epstein describing a way to launder money to a campaign? Or is he just babbling?

This feels a little too on the nose.

I think - just at a gut level - that giving law firm ownership to private equity firms is probably a bigger threat to associates' jobs and happiness than AI.

Pluribus is a fascinating new show.

This is one of my favorite genres of movie. Stuff like San Andreas, the Core, the Fast and the Furious movies (especially the later movies), etc.

I think Anno and I were always maybe destined to hit it off, but we always just missed each other or met up at an awkward time. I really enjoyed 117 and I feel like I *get* this series now. www.ign.com/articles/ann...

"I hate to rip apart anyone's belief but, the Nicene Creed is wrong" Peak performance.

lol lmao even

Watched House of Dynamite on the plane and it's quite the tense film.

Ope. Agriculture sniffing dog found someone bringing food across the border without declaring it.

About to board my flight home. These two weeks flew by. But got some delightful memories with the 18yo.

I just learned how Danes count and what the fuck

Saw Pompeii today and it was incredible. A select handful of photos.

The number of posts on LinkedIn I see from lawyers talking about using ChatGPT and other LLMs to draft briefs, redline contracts, and do research is staggering. If I were a malpractice carrier I'd be terrified.

What? I'm shocked. Shocked! Fetch me my fainting couch.

Bonus points to the first trial ad professor that uses the sandwich trial as the mock trial for class.

Oh sure, first it's a Subway sandwich. But next it could be a calzone or even a tactical croissant.

Amazing 😂

There's nothing about this photo that isn't perfect. It's so over the top that some will probably think it's AI. Just a perfect encapsulation of where we are.

Bonus shot of the moon reflecting off the water.

Sad that I only have a few days left of my vacation. Going to see Pompeii then spending a day in Madrid before going home.

Dude doesn't think people deserve medicine unless they have a serious disease. He's also more bloodthirsty than Texas. Even Texas gives appeals to death penalty defendants. Truly impressive level of moral depravity on display here.

Oh yes, the famous body politic that is FIFA. Come on, be serious for just one second.

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

Going to try to see if I can find some old people on this ship complaining about the election results. Going to take a shot every time I hear something. That'll be my entertainment today.

Storm at sea. Got a cool lightning shot.

If I knew I could get free Lego sets I'd consider running for office.

I would support taxpayer subsidies of this art.

Getting a cop to admit he exaggerated the explosion of a sandwich on the stand is so funny that this is truly incapable of being satirized.

Dearest Martha, Today we endured the most fierce fighting yet in our just endeavors. There were projectiles everywhere and regrettably I was struck squarely in the chest by one. The explosion was immense. But, Almighty God protected me, for though I smelled onions and mustard I persevered.

Do you recognize that sandwich? A top 10 question in the history of the law. Just peak legal drama.

View from my ship cabin a few minutes ago. Getting back to work after this will be tricky.

The one downside to being in the Mediterranean right now: I won't get to watch the meltdown of some terrible people live after Mamdani wins.

Proof the Ancient Greeks were Penn State fans.

Getting ready to explore Crete.

Gotta use a different sandwich if you want to get into medium and long range sandwich throwing. Make sure to pick your weapon based on range.

My local pizza place has a more secure app than this. lol

Lady on the cruise is ranting about some stay at home dad. Not her husband or the father of her kids. Just someone whose life she apparently strongly disagrees with.

Three hops? I'm three hops away from virtually all Hollywood's A-list courtesy of a colleague of mine, so that's a bananas position to take.

My 18yo just referred to his "childhood game" like he's an old man.