Alright. Let’s stop all this now.

I would like to personally award Afroman the Bluesky Medal of Valor for Exemplary Service in Bringing Back Shame

Part 2

I am never seeing heaven

I also have a joke about JFK that will blow your mind.

Perfect

this what we achieved. you are making me proud to be part of a community who shows up.

I have a joke about JFK Jr., but I don't think it will land.

There really should sometimes be fee shifting.

Ronald Acuña Jr. is 1 of 1

How do we get finance people to notice that most founders only have one good idea in them?

Afroman played two shows at my fraternity house in college and he was one of the smartest, kindest, coolest, most generous dudes I've ever met. He is an incredibly talented musician and entertainer. ACAB

I have never seen a cross-examination go so badly

this is so fucking good, especially this bit

Mark Zuckerberg, 2021: “within five years, [Facebook] will be known primarily as a metaverse company.” Mark Zuckerberg, now:

I am weeping.

this. is. art.

Mullin is so clearly unqualified to run DHS that any senator who votes to put this man in charge of any federal agency, let alone DHS, is announcing their own disqualification for office.

Any use of AI should be an unconstitutional denial of due process.

Probably the single most anti-Semitic document I’ve ever seen on an official letterhead from an American government agency.

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He was a Catholic. Both of his parents were Catholic. His mom was ethnically French. His dad was the single most famous ethnically Irish person in human history. The Pogues posed in front of a picture of his dad on their first album. How was he a WASP?

men showing genuine affection for each other, celebrating something they did together, as a collective. let this be a model for masculinity, not the fake hardo military bullshit

Ronald Acuña Jr. weeping while hugging Salvador Perez. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

friends had always told me "oh, if harper played for the braves you'd love him" to which i can finally reply "i literally rooted against the USA because he was on our team"

fuck bryce harper 4 eva

my king 🇻🇪

World Championships Ronald Acuña: 2 Bryce Harper: 0

There is NO antisemitic trope that "Jews" commit war crimes in Gaza. There is an antisemitic trope that Jews control global finance. All you really have to do is ask yourself: am I using an age old antisemitic trope, but simply replacing Jews with "Israel."

Let me help you: "Israel commits a genocide in Gaza" - not antisemitic. "The IDF does horrendous war crimes" - not antisemitic. "Israel controls global finance" - antisemitic. Israel manipulates the rest of the world into wars for its own benefit" - antisemitic. It is really simple.

This is, by far, the best line.

“No deporting US citizens” is a CONCESSION???

The Postmaster General says USPS might be forced to stop deliveries in 2027 if current trends continue. Postmaster David Steiner says the postal service "will be out of cash in less than 12 months." Steiner has has also been on the board of directors of FedEx since 2009.

Ronald Acuña Jr. >>>>>> everyone

Jesus Christ are you kidding me

He has lost the chuds. I repeat, he has lost the chuds.

*Threats* against judges are always wrong. But Roberts is really complaining re: *disagreement* w/particular judges' rulings, including his court's. Which will not stop until fed'l appeals courts/supreme court stop handing down so many obviously political rulings. 1/ www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/u...

Disbarment isn't enough, if a lawyer is found to have used genAI to make up bullshit the opposing counsel should be allowed to legally eat them

The world pretending like baseball games aren't constantly affected and ended on bad strike calls is probably one of the more annoying things of the last few days. ABS will be a net positive, but even then there's no guarantee DR would've had the challenges left then to review that pitch.

J or B

That's been their primary concern the whole time! Sure they don't want to have that stain on their name but mainly it's "We just don't want it *here*"

These folks been pissed off for MONTHS about this and this is in a county that went DEEP red for Trump, mind you. They really said "NIMBY means you too, ICE"

u ever shit so hard u unpinch a nerve in ur back that u pinched with an earlier shit?

COMING UP later today: A hearing before Judge Colleen McMahon on whether the court should enter a protective order to prohibit the plaintiffs from publishing the DOGE deposition videos and other discovery materials

Confiscate 99.8% of Andreesen’s net worth for the public good, wait 20 minutes, and then tell him his memory of ever having more than $4 million is false.

⚡️Former US general got drunk in Kyiv, suffered concussion, left classified maps on train, watchdog finds.