Carol Kaye. Rock icon. Jazz musician. Total punk.

Ruin a book with a car: Zen and the Art of Jeep Gladiator Maintenance

Wife: Spending the day in Ireland with a falcon on her arm. Me: Spending the day with a deaf cat on his laptop. Who's to say who is really winning today?

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Trump horror films:

Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice: Whizz-ZA RB-GZA Minton Man Rehnquon Ghostfortas Killah Inspectah Peckham U-Thur-god Masta Scalia Ol' Dirty Brandeis The Su-Tang Clan!!

They say Six Flags Great America is haunted. Riders were trapped in an alternate dimension which can only be seen during Fright Fest. And there they ride forever.

"Can we make it ... pop?"

"Anytime you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don’t, then you are wasting your time on Earth." - Roberto Clemente

Roberto Clemente may be the best sports star, on or off the field, to exist during my lifetime. Or any other. This History Channel documentary is amazing.

King Gizzard and the Lizard Whizzer White

RIP Henry Kissinger, you would have loved the live-action Rotta the Hutt.

This acetaminophen thing reminds me of the misrepresentation of the tomato in Europe, where it was blamed for people dying when it was the lead in the pewter plates.

Mandatory snuggle break bleps.

Wife: How many Tylenol do we have left? Me: Let me check. *opens lid* *dumps pills on floor* Me: (one second later) 17.

The hospital phlebotomist gave me to the new girl because I "have good veins."

According to the Bible, nobody knows what the date of The Second Coming is. So, if we assign everyone a day where they know for a certainty that Armageddon is nigh, we can delay The Rapture inevitably.

What I’m wearing to the rapture.

The Natural is so good, even if it doesn't follow the book. It's an American fable. The naivete of its youth. The temptation and allure of its corruption. The nostalgia of baseball. The potential of redemption, salvation. Just a great film.

Jeez-ish

My wife saw a rainbow in Ireland and did not chase down the pot o' gold.

It's two-ah p.m.?

Wife: What do you want me to bring you from Ireland? Me: I dunno. Something unique. Something you dont find here. Wife: I know just the thing ... #PokemonGo

Sending @amtappeals.bsky.social a Whizzer postcard in PokemonGo.

Hello from Fright Fest!

🎶 I shook his hand in the scene that made America famous And a smile from the heart that made America great We spent the rest of that night in the home of this man That we'd never known before It's funny when you get that close, it's kind of hard to hate 🎶

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A little treat for @design-law.bsky.social @meredithlowry.bsky.social @lexlanham.bsky.social. Any concerns for the folks working for Mel Brooks?

🎶 I see something of myself in everyone Just at this moment of the world 🎶

Mark Zuckerberg is slowly turning into Donnie Iris.

So Kilmeade literally got nothing for calling for the murder of homeless people? Seriously?

Announcing my new think tank

Ok, false alarm. Just the paw print!

So ... yeah ... we didn't ask for this.

A rare photo of Steve Rogers saving his platoon by jumping on a bottle of Kirkland's Signature Prosecco.

WMDs: Wines of Mass Destruction

Moar Welsh humor for @anthonymkreis.bsky.social

We get wasps that come in through our bathroom vent. Today, one of them landed on my monitor stand during a staff meeting. I caught it in a peppermint mocha candle in a tin and sent it back outside. My play-by-play for my distraction:

'Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech'

There's not much weird about Robert Redford. Other than his last role was ... the voice of Lokia, the Dolphin Monster in something called Omniboat: A Fast Boat Fantasia?

Harry and The Hendersons Sasquatch Sunset Human Nature

My friend needs help getting this clock across the artificial playing field. So I helped her with her turf tow.

It's nearly our slot, and almost time to move the clock. But for now, time is on my side.

One of our band's competition built a corral for their show. Looks OK to me.

Does this look tacky to you?

The cosmos across the way is about 6 feet tall and flanked by zinnias. The thinleaf sunflowers were not planted by us - they're in the geranium and on the ground.

"Seeing as you're such a big fan of murder!"

Only person at the Taco Bell drive-thru and our order was nowhere close.