“Despues de la tormenta siempre llega la calma”

Why do I need 100 million apps to exist??

Blessed because I’m having phở for dinner.

Every pup today and for the next few days:

Also, I want to look like Halle Berry when I grow old. My goodness.

Crime 101 was fun. I can’t believe someone made a movie about crime on the 101, but you know what, it was fun.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

Loved this man’s vibe. (Zoom in.)

When do they start kissing???

My baby has a plan 💁🏻‍♀️ First, we watched Ted Lasso together so I’d watch soccer with her. We got season NWSL tickets. Then we watched Drive to Survive, and we now watch F1 (we watched the Australian Grand Prix qualifier today.) This is just her long game to get me to be into sports as much as her

Seriously.

Merc is so back.

It’s a small profession. I prefer to keep it civil.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

10/10. No notes.

Everyone should follow @elliemargolis.bsky.social because of her interesting discussions about legal writing—and in particular, about how LW should change in the age of AI.

How many happy hours in one week is too make happy hours?

Living my best life.

IF YOU ARE IN LINE FOR A REGIME CHANGE - STAY IN LINE.

Okay, I’ll start. Before making public appearances for your job, make sure you still have that job. #LifeHacks

It’s #ThoughtfulThursday! Share a tip that has improved your life, whether professionally or personally. Give a shoutout to a mentor. Or take a moment to reflect on your career and what you’re thinking of doing next. #LadyLawyerDiaries

Hockey Fans everywhere take note

This.

It took my wife one season of Heated Rivalry to show an interest in hockey. Anyway, we’re going to a game this weekend.

generally speaking, leave Britney alone

Every day a new reason why this country is so embarrassing now under this administration

The global war on terror was such a catastrophic failure. Now we’re doing another war in the Middle East. What’s that saying about the definition of insanity again…

And 165 non-artificial schoolchildren were blown up by all this advanced and precise targeting. Congrats to everyone involved on achieving this brave new world.

I won a Best Actress award.

It’s my baby’s birthday month, so it’s going to be LIT.

Everything is awful now, so please share below something you’re excited about this week. It can be an accomplishment, something you’re looking forward to, or cute animal pics.

What is happening????

It’s never ending.

Are there no good movies out?

Today I’m celebrating that I didn’t apologize for something that wasn’t my fault in this email.

I love this perspective: I don't think bad things happen to good people. Bad things happen to everyone. It's the way good people respond that makes them good. it's the kindness they still choose after being hurt the compassion they still offer after being let down

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

My wife is traveling. She didn’t have the bandwidth to make lunch plans today, so I made reservations for her at a restaurant I knew she’d absolutely love.

No congress, no constitution, and a king. What a way to celebrate 250 years.

I know this feels pointless but everyone has to call their congressional reps and say they oppose war with Iran and they oppose Trump illegally starting one without congressional approval — both 5 Calls can help you make the call: 5calls.org/issue/iran-i...

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Running your war from a private club for millionaires — ahead of a $1 million-a-plate dinner — is a choice.

I'm just so fucking tired of this fucking nightmare hellscape of a society

Not me staying past midnight listening to Linkin Park.