Happy #worldgiraffeday

seen on i-5 in seattle

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My baby (with a Masters degree) is off to Seattle for his first real job. This is a wonderful and emotionally confusing day. 🎉😭💐❤️

If you haven't seen the program from the opening of the Obama Presidential Center, it's worth your time. The music was wonderful, the people and campus were amazing, and the speeches were balm for the soul. This is what it used to be like. And this is how you celebrate 250.

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If you've seen the Juneteenth flag, but don't know its history or what it means, you can read about it in the words of Ben Haith, the man who designed it. Happy Emancipation Day! ✊🏽 #Juneteenth capitalbnews.org/juneteenth-f...

What's a dog's favorite instrument?

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If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

Leah Gardner, contemporary Chicago-based oil painter #WomensArt

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"Just call everyone 'love'."

Did she fire the lawyers?

Just what I needed today. I adore @berkun.bsky.social rulestolive.substack.com/p/how-to-sto...

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Incredible that Meta's plan to bolster employee morale includes creating an AI career coach ☠️

Bay Area cat distribution alert.

The story of the pride flag made from NASA imagery: Bluesky’s most-liked image I went through a period of intense anxiety (some people sent me threatening messages in different apps) She DARED to do something beautiful and kind, while queer. www.southernfriedscience.com/the-story-of... #LGBTQ+

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There's nothing more American right now than having corporate logos all over the White House. Now can we stop killing people and let everyone out of the concentration camps?

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The primary purpose of group chats is to wish each other happy birthday. This is also the highest best use of group chats.

🎉 *Pycnopodia* population on the Nor Cal coast: ”‘The moment I saw my first sunflower star underwater, I was so excited that I literally screamed through my regulator,’ Rachael Karm, a research technician at Sonoma State University’s @hughesecology.bsky.social ecology and conservation lab, noted” 🦑🌊

What remains one of the best life hacks I’ve ever learned: at any chain that has a phone number-based rewards system needed for discounts (CVS, Duane Reade, etc.), simply put in the local area code followed by 867-5309. There is always already an account. You will always get the discount.

Today’s hike reminded me of Hobbiton! 🥾🌿

I recognize the look on this juvenile sea lion's face: "I'm bored, can we watch something?" Port San Luis, CA. #photography #wildlife

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Infrastructure week is finally here.

Judge Cooper's order remains in effect and the compliance deadline is by the end of today.

oh shit it's Loving Day hooray for Loving v. Virginia, my marriage, and inclusive constitutionalism, and fuck originalism forever tinyurl.com/originalismt...

It's not you. Everything really IS ridiculous, stupid, and probably harmful. Sofalism blessings.

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I am in a battle of the wills with a labradoodle over one last treat. I am not sure how this will turn out.

Currently 101° (objection!) Tonight 57° Sonoma County thermostatic whiplash.

menswear guy will answer a style question if you donate $20 to the cat rescue!!

I ❤️ librarians. #BookSky

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Notifications were a mistake. I no longer wish to be notified. Of anything. Ever.

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Best mammogram ever. Fast, easy, didn't even hurt. I asked when I would age out of getting them. The tech said she's seeing women in their 70's and 80's having breast cancer for the first time. So if you have breasts, get your mammogram.

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I refrained from writing several Dear Fuckface letters today. This is why litigation is so exhausting. And stupid.

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