"I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit" — Cris Collinsworth youtu.be/WC8Elk1LRjs

I love a monster sandwich

if you get stoned enough all food looks like studio ghibli food

I've watched this 150 times over the past 24 hours

Ready to add a little purr to your life? Say hello to, Lady Moonlight, located in New Braunfels, TX. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/lady-moonlight-77223336/tx/new-braunfels/siamese-oriental-snowshoe-sos-cat-rescue-and-rehoming-tx2810/

Strawberry 🐾 Baby female Pug mix Adoptable from Lost Paws Rescue of Texas (Carrollton, TX) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/strawberry-79595152/tx/carrollton/lost-paws-rescue-of-texas-tx671/

Cedar 🐕 Baby male Belgian Shepherd / Malinois Adoptable from Woof Project (Vancouver, WA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cedar-79595354/wa/vancouver/woof-project-wa526/

Artie 🦮 Baby male Pit Bull Terrier mix Adoptable from Mutts in Need (Newport Beach, CA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/artie-79593625/ca/newport-beach/mutts-in-need-ca974/

I've watched this 150 times over the past 24 hours

Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday fall apart Oh Thursday, you can fall apart It’s Friday, fall apart

Technics portable compact disc player (1987)

Cocoa 🐕 Baby male Norwegian Elkhound mix Adoptable from NOVA Pets Alive! (Fairfax, VA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cocoa-79552679/va/fairfax/nova-pets-alive-va760/

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fucking wild

my wife and her entire team were fired over Zoom from their program manager jobs at a local nonprofit Seattle hospital this Spring because Trump just stopped paying Medicaid reimbursements. and this is a relatively affluent urban center we're really not prepared for what's coming

Step into a world of love and licks with, Lt Dan, located in Terre Haute, IN. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lt-dan-76780221/in/terre-haute/happy-tails-animal-rescue-in811/

ACARS Message From: N369NW / NW1840 Message: DO WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL CHANNEL TO REPRT UNUSUAL SIGHTINGS THAT YOU KNOW OF OR JUST ATC. Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N369NW Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA #acars #vdlm2 #N369NW #NW1840

One of the many administration nutshells.

seattle

Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account

lol there's an nba game starting right now

this is my weird dog

hey USA hear me out—

you don't have to embarrass our guest by asking if he had someone killed and hacked to pieces

NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House. By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro

Add a little joy to your life with SQUEAKY, located in Albuquerque, NM. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/squeaky-78465476/nm/albuquerque/bernalillo-county-animal-care-services-nm220/

Makkah 🐕 Young female Siberian Husky Adoptable from Shadow Husky Rescue, Inc. (Menifee, CA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/makkah-79459969/ca/menifee/shadow-husky-rescue-inc-ca2732/

crying about a whale today how are you

this talk he gave to the mcdonalds franchise owners.. his brain is completely broken

what the fuck is this motherfucker talking about

E.P.A. Drastically Limits Protections for Wetlands www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/c...

Ready to add a little wag to your life? Say hello to, Copper, located in El Paso, TX. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/copper-78449816/tx/el-paso/law-n-paws-tx2702/

The US Park Police have become increasingly involved in DHS's unjust and violent immigrant terror campaign, as The Handbasket previously reported. With the increase in DC-area parkway traffic stops, it appears the relationships remains strong.

NEW—US Park Police w/ DHS officers near DC are increasingly pulling over Black and brown men, leaving their work vans on the side of the parkway + immediately calling a local towing company to take them. Families who just lost their breadwinner are stuck with the bill. @melbuer.bsky.social reports:

NEW: A "disturbing pattern of profound investigative missteps" by Lindsey Halligan imperils Comey case, magistrate judge finds. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

it's true. also

love a garth marenghi ref

Poppy 🐶 Adult female Chihuahua mix Adoptable from Russell Rescue, Inc. (Columbia, TN) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/poppy-79439781/tn/columbia/russell-rescue-inc-tn270/

dw about it I'm sure it's fine

Let the tail wags and adventures begin! Meet, Cooper, located in Newfoundland, NJ. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cooper-77117804/nj/newfoundland/just-keep-rescuing-canines-and-cats-jkrc-rescue-nj1029/

welcome to derry was so good tonight much enjoy

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

fuck that

bro fffffffuck xfinity

The late Glenn Burke, who hit .340 for the Spokane Indians in 1972, was born on this day in 1952. A talented outfielder for the Dodgers and A's, Burke was the first openly gay player in MLB and is also credited with inventing the high five. He tragically died from AIDS-related complications in 1995.

History has a funny way of coming back around. #seattle #radicalhistory #pnw #socialist #edwinbrown #docbrown #katiewilson

I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.

From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte