After this weekend, this can now be two things: 1- it 2- another bus adventure!

It's not every day that you see a federal judge describe the U.S. Attorney as a "miscreant." (Of course, the federal judge also notes that this putative U.S. Attorney is also not the U.S. Attorney.)

BREAKING A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one. Doc buff.ly/JvTKLlD Background buff.ly/Ay2iB6u

“The unipolar world, what was left of it, has died—of suicide, not murder.” It did not have to be this way. The unipolar world’s suicide was by extremely thin and sometimes negative popular vote margins.

Biggest sports story of the night—Devils beat Flames with Nemec OT goal.

Starting tomorrow, my posts are gonna be so good they’re gonna save BlueSky and I’m going to be invited on Dancing with the Stars.

THE POPE TURNS ON THE GAME (probably) AND A NOTRE DAME GRAD CATCHES A HAIL MARY? AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD?

Yup, but we should confer with an expert. @mikegolicjr.bsky.social

Law professors are recognizing, as a sound principle of jurisprudence, that BlueSky is the Official App of Sports @dennycarter.bsky.social

@govmurphy.bsky.social must sign the immigrant protections bill package to ensure New Jersey resources are used to support and empower communities, not tear them apart. Take action and tell the Governor to sign these bills now. action.aclu.org/send-message...

Dear New York, disbar Blanche.

I saw this and thought “this can’t be true, did Trump finally see the light on ICE brutality and murder in Minnesota?” Nope. He’s talking about Iran.

The Judge I clerked for gave me sage advice: the only people that matter in any case are those in the box (pointing to the caption). SCOTUS has a different role than the District Court, of course, but the point remains.

Sure, you’re laughing, but a moment ago, by a vote of 99-0, the U.S. Senate confirmed Aaron Rogers as Director of National Intelligence.

In today’s lawsuit, likely as a tactical maneuver, Minnesota does not describe Renee Good’s death as a “murder,” and instead focuses on the wider impact and aftermath of her death at the hands of Jonathan Ross.

Wife: who’s calling you? Me: nobody.

every once in a while I go over there to check the vibes and today I can report it has gotten Worse

*DeChambeau tees golf ball in Oval Office, driver in hand* Bessent: “Gentlemen, as Bryson will demonstrate, when we re-privatize FNMA and FHLMC, we can DRIVE revenue and BOMB mortgage rates…” *DeChambeau flushes full-swing drive into JD Vance’s abdomen, he collapses in pain.* Trump: “I like it.”

This is an unprecedented coordinated multi-national initiative to hurt Jerry’s feelings. @jcsalterego.bsky.social

This morning, I strained a back muscle sneezing. Can’t move. Lie to me, tell me this is rock bottom, and things only improve from here. Sincerely, 37 year old

PHILLY, DA Larry Krasner warns ICE agents after Minneapolis shooting.👏👏👏 I will arrest "you( You will go to jail)

Under the exponential transitive property of college football, James Madison would have allowed 2,142 points to Indiana so far.

Been working late, haven’t had a chance to check on the game, let’s open up the sports app and see ho- GOO!

Saw the new video from Minneapolis and that shooting was straight up murder. The standard is a reasonable officer and I’m telling you based on my training and experience as a police field training officer that ICE agent murdered that woman and should be arrested and charged.

If Jonathan Ross goes to trial, he’s cooked and he knows it. The administration can defend him in the media, but they cannot prove justification in Court. Knowing this, they can’t allow Ross to get arrested either, as his only rational choice will be to plead guilty—the regime cannot stomach that.

Devils are toast, have been for a while. I would say bring on baseball season, but with the offseason the Mets had, I’m not looking forward to that either.

Devils have been outscored 15-1 in the last 8 periods of hockey. They are on their way to losing 14 of the last 20 games. The team has completely collapsed. How is Keefe still employed? How is Fitz still employed?

My anger at having to stand outside my kid’s school for two hours to ensure none of their classmates, parents, or teachers get kidnapped by my own government is only slightly tempered by the amazing outpouring of support from other parents and especially neighbors who stand against this bullshit.

Honestly wondering at what point the Pope excommunicates Vance

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Pan Americana

Here’s that time I caught the boys spooning.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Not the worst framing by MSM that I have seen. Good that it has active voice that ICE killed someone and it provides the compelling video footage so that the viewer does not have to rely on DHS’s nonsense narrative. But the headline needs to point out that Noem immediately lied about it.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

There's video! Clear video! Everyone saw what happened and you're sitting here trying to bullshit in your stupid cowboy hat!

CHRIS HANSEN: do you still have an account on X? CREEP: Yes CH: and you visit that website often? CREEP: Yes CH: Why? CREEP: Sports CH: Sports? CREEP: Yes, and news. CH: is this your tweet asking Grok to undress a teenager? CREEP: I have to go CH: No, no, have a seat.

THE OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS

Minchey is too talented to sit behind CJ Carr for his entire career. I’m glad he found a landing spot. Good QBs finding a place to start is probably my favorite part of the transfer portal.

They’re calling drugs WMDs now. Keep up!

CBS News values: 1- You do not talk about CBS News 2- You do NOT talk about CBS News 3- If someone yells "stop," goes limp, or taps out, the news is over 4- Only two guys to a story 5- One story at a time 6- No shirts, no shoes 7- News will go on as long as it has to.

Since generative AI can only plagiarize, is all package design and advertising going to be stuck in an early 2020s aesthetic forever? Like how all the cars in Cuba are from the 50s.

America’s pinky splint.