It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!

When clients refer to me as “outside counsel” they mean it literally. I’m not allowed in indoors. Not housebroken.

Reporter: “How important do you think Black & Hispanic voters are to you winning your campaign?” Jack Ciattarelli, Republican candidate for Governor of one of the most diverse states in the nation: “Next question.”

Poquito doink

We have an unreasonable equity partner at the office who often makes contradictory demands and doesn’t really understand what they’re asking for… we realized this bit captures the sentiment perfectly and say it pretty much daily.

Putting @brendelbored.bsky.social out of a job.

My dogs when the toddler throws up and I’m trying to clean up…

BREAKING A federal judge that the Trump admin's policy targeting pro-Palestinian students for deportation violated the First Amendment. His blistering, 161-page ruling starts with a threat he received in chambers and his response.

Antifa rigged the Ryder Cup

What a devastating turn of events for Penn State. A knee-cap grazing a blade of grass is the difference between a 60-yard fumble return for the Nittany Lions and a touchdown for the Oregon Ducks.

What is it about USA golf that they are so outclassed in the Ryder Cup?

To start the half, Notre Dame rushing attack suddenly appears to be stymied over the last half-dozen plays or so. No push in the trenches.

JFC New Jersey…

CHOTINER: You were mayor of a town? VALJEAN: Yes. CHOTINER: And a gardner? VALJEAN: Yes. CHOTINER: And a father? VALJEAN: *shifts uncomfortably* uh, yes. CHOTINER: And an insurrectionist? VALJEAN: Well, I didn’t— CHOTINER: And the inspector almost never recognized you? VALJEAN: … yes.

🥲

That feeling when the 4-year-old is home sick and you have to make a run to the pharmacy to pick up contraband…

Ja Rule Against Perpetuities

As expected, the entire New Jersey Devils roster remains intact after the rapture, for obvious reasons.

Arkansthal Rathorbackths

There will be zero noticeable change to law firm operations.

My 5 year old nailed me with a guess what chicken butt earlier this week and ive been a shell of myself since

I’m drinking red wine and my 4-year-old daughter said “boys don’t drink that” and laughed… Demolished by a toddler.

Vita Vea oh noooo

Notre Dame wins a fucking Football Game!

Jeremiah Love runs it in for another Notre Dame score

I miss Notre Dame having pass defense 😭 It might be a long season.

Price is right!! #GoIrish

So Notre Dame-Purdue lightning delayed with 1:31 left in the half… do they make this delay half time? Hard to imagine they will play 91 seconds of football, and then take a full halftime.

Watching a Dateline and finding out the victim had a white trash spelling of her name and my mother says "That poor girl never had a chance"

Do we need to explain who this is to Gen Z?

“The Northeast Public Health Collaborative includes New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, Rhode Island and New York City...” Relieved to see NJ included. There is a major gubernatorial election soon. People underestimate how purple NJ is—Sherrill is not a lock.

Meanwhile, it’s a totally normal day in bankruptcy court…

The Court notes the federal prosecution did not include terrorism charges; SDNY infamously over-prosecutes its cases and it speaks volumes the Feds did not want to push the “terrorism” narrative. From the passage here, the Court (correctly) reasons this was an individualized grievance.

I wanted so bad to believe… 😭

One of the most Jersey things you’ll see today…

Dear @petesampson.bsky.social, You do good work and we would love it if you could post here. Sincerely, Those of us unwilling to cave on supporting a Nazi website in exchange for sports engagement.

Double whammy bad sports Saturday for yours truly… Notre Dame and Mets are killing me.

Notre Dame loses two buzzer beaters in a row to playoff caliber teams. Clearly the team is flawed and not top 12 this year. And yet, if 3 or 4 plays go a different way, the team is 2-0 instead of 0-2, and perhaps has a top 5 ranking. Some of the post mortem takes this morning are over the top.

There are some weird AI accounts on BlueSky... Notre Bang?! I’m just trying to commiserate with my fellow sad Domers; don’t need this slop in the feed.

The lawyer in the office next to me went to Clemson. So I won’t be the saddest guy at work on Monday.

Gotta call the hold on Botelho, my goodness.

Tyler, you’re killing me dude.

Randy Bond appears to have 5,000 yards of field goal range. Not ideal for Notre Dame in tight game late in the fourth quarter.

That’s about as bad of a Targeting call as I’ve seen, lord

Notre Dame red zone offense is brutal right now. Quarter ending didn’t help.

It’s tough to watch Notre Dame’s elite pass defense from 2024 turn into whatever this is in 2025. ND is fortunate for inaccurate throws, despite the lack of pass rush.