Has a better ring to it than “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”

Boarded LAX-EWR return flight with the 3-year-old boy….

Notre Dame are you effing kidding me with this fake punt for an 83 yard TD

Amid everything else, Notre Dame just ran what might have been the most perfect fake punt of all time.

Stanford kneeing Jeremiyah Love in the ribs on a dead play. Noted. Obliterate this trash team.

“It doesn’t matter if Texas beat A&M, and Michigan beats Ohio State, and Miami blows out Pitt, and Vandy blows out Tennessee, and Bama wins the SEC title… God will find a way to keep Notre Dame in the 12-team playoff.”

More than thirteen years later, still hurts.

Squirrel gets indignant because I’m filming him eat dinner.

On a NJ-LAX flight and my 3-year-old was inconsolable for about 10/15 minutes… literally nothing we could do, but he’s asleep now. Thanksgiving travelers are not pleased. I’m catching harsh judgment glances left and right.

🫶🏻👐🏻

Rogers ayahuasca’d so hard that it gave *Denny* visions of his future.

Does Notre Dame have great running backs? Of course. Jeremiyah Love is a legit Heisman contender. But my grandmother could’ve peeled off some long runs behind this offensive line.

Devils being garbage and giving up 4 goals in 15 seconds is my penance for gloating about Notre Dame putting up 70.

Notre Dame…My Goodness

Minchey is going to make some team very happy in the transfer portal.

Cuse abuse.

Kenny Minchey looked like he was lightly jogging; nobody on Syracuse within 20 yards of him when he crossed the line of scrimmage.

one of these teams has held the ball for 25 minutes and one of them has held it for less than 10 and the only reason you’re going to guess which is which is the way I’m writing this post

Outrageous.

Playing "The Price is Right" theme after the Jadarian Price touchdown.

I’m very curious about what this Notre Dame-Syracuse atomic bomb will look like on the “how bad did we get beat” chart by @statsowar.bsky.social on Monday.

Notre Dame is getting crushed in time of possession.

I hydrated the right way and didn’t break stride during this morning’s Manasquan Turkey Trot.

Yes, I had a binder in my Ford Escape that was filled with 128 compact discs that were burnt to a crisp. And when we talk about piracy, we mean the high seas, hooks for hands, plunder, etc. Nothing else.

Finished open enrollment at work, made the family health insurance elections, healthcare costs up 15%… Didn’t need to be this way. Does this make me a panican?

Okay, BlueSky is officially a football app, thanks to that Bills hook-and-ladder. It’s a new day.

So… are Devils trash? Especially on the road?

Preview of tomorrow’s WaPo opinions…

How am I supposed to be normal at work and crank out legal briefs about finance when the leader of the free world is calling for the opposition party to be murdered?

Alternatively, if you google depraved stuff all the time, who’s to say it has anything to do with your serious crimes? I google “best place to hide stuff I stole from Louvre” as part of my daily obfuscation routine.

What would it take for us to get CLE credit by using BlueSky?

BREAKING: Nico Hischier out 6-8 weeks after being struck by a falling piano while walking on the sidewalk.

Pitt HAS to know the free play gambit is coming with the quarter about to end, and yet… Malachi Fields… what a catch. #GoIrish

Notre Dame Picked-Six Pitt.

Two PATS in a row! #GoIrish

Jeremiyah Love is breaking the simulation. #GoIrish

Nemec gets the OT winner on a stretch pass from Markstrom after Hughes was stopped on a slick move and fired it all the way back to his own end

Oh my God Nemo Hat Trick #NJDevils

Did they? House oversight committee subpoenaed the Epstein estate in late August 2025 and only recently received the emails that were publicized today.

BREAKING: my spirit.

Senator Martin: “Take this *thing* back to Sesame Street.”

Leaf finds a way.

The best part about Thursday Night Football is- *heart monitor flatline beep*

At least Dr. Oz was there to provide the best* improvised medical care Republicans have to offer…