bleed american

I am from central jersey and I will fight anyone who disagrees

Clarence Thomas is trying to work his way up to overturning Loving v. Virginia in order to escape his marriage okay, it's a long game

This is wrong. Here in the US, we absorb the AC exhaust through our gills. The excess heat aids our digestion of krill, plankton, and other small organisms, which we capture in our fringed baleen plates while drifting through the unnaturally thick, fluid air between shanties.

rats

lol

Jack Hughes appears to be a better golfer than his Jersey Shore neighbor…

We are a few hours away from USAID being responsible for algae blooms in reflecting pools.

What could make a 350-foot gash into concrete while underwater? There’s only one plausible explanation…

I first came across the term “moral turpitude” a very long time ago as an intern for a judge in the Morris County Criminal Division, working on PCRs and motions in criminal cases. I asked what it means and the unanimous response was (and remains) “nobody knows”.

On my street, lots of dried up Dads at the curb this morning. Some still have their decorations on them. We generally keep our Dad up through the end of the holidays.

I knew it…

Cape Verde, meaning green heading into a body of water, having its moment in America while the nation is fixated on literally green water tells me the writers room has been chewing on this for a while.

My 3-year-old threw something in the living room out of my sight, it sounded really wet when it landed, and I cannot find it. Happy Father’s Day.

Baron Harkonnen is recuperating very well and will be returning to work ahead of schedule.

If the depleted DOJ could not convict Sandwich Guy, what chance does it have against the Algae Bandits?

Operation Epic Slurry

I have been hung up on (C), but haven’t seen much about it. While the President has basically absolute control over diplomacy, making an MoU an appropriate temporary mechanism, a permanent treaty needs Senate approval. At the rate things are going, I doubt Trump has the votes.

Next time I’m getting wrecked during an argument in court, I’m going to riff on zodiac signs…

My toddler went to war with the washing machine by jamming tiny toys into it, but I have reached a peace deal with the washing machine by buying it a new drain pump, plus labor and taxes, none of it under warranty. At its discretion, the washing machine will be open for laundry in 7-10 days.

As someone of Irish descent, I am physically incapable of self-promotion without including self-deprecation, bitterness, and morbid existentialism.

🎶 and all the science, I don’t understand it’s just my job five days a week 🎶

in college we called this “skippy”

[Gift Link] “You’re haunted by how little of it really mattered in the way you thought it would.” -Bob Dylan “You lose people. That’s the truth of it. Friends, collaborators, parts of your own history. You carry them with you, but the room gets quieter.” -Liza Minnelli

Of course, none of this makes sense if the White House’s June 2025 press release (which is still online) had any truth to it whatsoever.

Jim Nance here, welcome friends to day 4 of the American Nuremberg trials, brought to you by our proud partners at Wells Fargo. Today, we have the trial of Pete Hegseth, and it promises to be a classic.

Arrived in Maine; the situation is fraught.

my dear god

C- You post it on BlueSky, confident that nobody you know in real life uses this website

They all smell bad because they’re rubbing meat juice on their skin and do not use real deodorant…

uh… no?

“My billionaire sexcapades were cool, okay?”

Wait—Spurs scored 30 in the second half. What a choke job, holy moly.

OH MY BAD THERE IT IS

Man, Memphis getting ripped off.

The Roberts Court is also not finished. More bad decisions are coming down the pike. Reform and expansion are imperative.

amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei

In Trump vs. IRS, disbarred attorney and Trump apologist Glenn Stephens somehow filed a motion to intervene. The bizarre filing asks the case be closed and the anti-weaponization fund “settlement” be enforced. Mentioned: @annabower.bsky.social @ericcolumbus.bsky.social @lawfaremedia.org

Trump take Knicks winning streak

real mature guys

you can lead history’s most lethal fighting force with just a few zingers and free mimosa refills

Liquid-suspended BlueSky

Stephen Miller’s mother speaks out about her son as a baby.

WSJ Opinions: If Mamdani was serious about his Knicks fandom, he would embezzle City funds to buy tickets—otherwise, it’s pandering -by Eric Adams

“Goddammit”