Fair Credit Reporting Act litigation has spiked due, in part, to misinformation from social media and fake credit repair influencers. Combined with access to LLMs, the result has been waves of frivolous lawsuits. It apparently needs to be said: wiping out credit reporting would not wipe out debt.

Tired: spring ahead at 2:00 am Wired: spring roll at 2:00 am

Keep our Lady of the Lake’s name out your f****** mouth.

Men would rather invent a robot that needs therapy instead of going to therapy.

You mean to tell me the Trump regime was not prepared for its illegal, ill-conceived, impulsive war to last more than a week? My gosh.

Whoever decries, in a frothing rage, that they will not rest until every single member of this regime is rotting in a jail cell gets my vote and money.

39-game winning streak started tonight.

Benghazimaxxing

Step 1: make sure this setting is toggled off for every application on your phone.

Today would be a great day for an emergency session to pass articles of impeachment. Heck, any day would be a great day for that. But today seems really great.

On 11/28, 24 games into the season, the #NJDevils were 1st in the east. Today, 35 games later, they are 2nd to last. Team rankings since 11/28: Goals: 32 xGF: 12 GF Diff: 32 CF: 3 CF%: 6 PDO: 31 This outrageous outcome may be the only explanation for why Fitz and Keefe still have jobs.

Remarkable brief. From under the shadow of Korematsu, one of our country’s worst betrayals of its ideals, Prof. Muller makes an astute observation about the regime’s ironic misuse of allegiance as a concept.

A bunch of new fans will tune into Sabres-Devils on Wednesday to see Jack Hughes and Tage Thompson, only to be flummoxed by Sheldon Keefe’s brand of incoherent garbage hockey.

I do not think I’ve ever seen a country become less unified and more ashamed by winning Olympic gold. It’s the Anti-Miracle on Ice.

Timeline cleanse. Meet Ola. He likes warm hugs. He resembles, but is legally distinct from, another famous snowman.

As kids, my brothers and I played hockey in the street, impossibly dreaming of being Olympic gold medalists. Our favorite part was pretending to be awkward props for politicians, gaping like naïve idiots while our country’s fascist goons co-opted our glory to deflect their obvious failures.

The Hughes family (not just Jack) had a chance to be brave, but they went with the media-trained approach: please everyone, minimize, don’t meet the issue head on, wait out the news cycle. Do I blame them? No. But they squandered a chance to maximize their platform to change the culture.

Brain is applesauce

Update: snow totals have exceeded 1.48 Giant Yorkies. And yes, imperial measurements are difficult to convert.

Timeline cleanse. The snow at the Jersey Shore is exactly 0.5 Shih-Poos deep so far.

Pre-2016, the FBI Director’s abject corruption, coupled with the unsolved Guthrie kidnapping, would result in political death, investigations, resignations, and months-long scathing news coverage. But it’s 2026 and we live in a banana republic and a completely hollowed-out media environment.

A bunch of new fans will tune into Sabres-Devils on Wednesday to see Jack Hughes and Tage Thompson, only to be flummoxed by Sheldon Keefe’s brand of incoherent garbage hockey.

Jack Hughes: “I looked on the ice and saw my teeth”

Jack Hughes was the last guy to make the U.S. Olympic team. He filled Johnny Gaudreau’s place on the roster.

A Jewish kid born in Florida scored the Olympic-goal-medal-winning goal in overtime in ice hockey in Milan. That’s a real sentence.

NO WINE GLASSES NEAR JACK HUGHES AT THE USA GOLD MEDAL PARTY I REPEAT—NO WINE GLASSES NEAR JACK

JACK HUGHES 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal

Everyone on this Seastreak ferry looked at me with alarm because I just screamed like a maniac. USA Gold! Jack Hughes!!

Ahead of 3-on-3 gold medal overtime, anyone have any ideas on how to frame Connor McDavid and Nathan MacKinnon for murder in the next 5 minutes?

Every time the show a Brady Tkachuk mic’d up moment, I find myself audibly yelling “shut up, Brady.”

Double doink?!

No, no “ole ole ole” please. Don’t do that.

as an islanders fan i’m very familiar with team usa’s strategy of simply having the goalie play out of his mind

If y'all like the way Team USA plays, you have to check out the head coach's NHL team, the New York Rangers. They play at MSG and their brand of hockey is downright gorgeous

I asked CoPilot to draft me a banger BlueSky post and it told me I’m pathetic and I need to go to bed.

Jack Hughes adds another, the Jacks really going off, it's 5-0 🇺🇸

Got homer in time to see a beauty from Jack Hughes to make it 3-0 🇺🇸

Jack Hughes: Devil J'accuse: Might be the Devil

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

For client billing, death of the billable hour has been underway for a while. Clients demand fixed fees for cost certainty. Internally, the billable hour may never die. AI billing automation is being used to surveil attorney activity—how long did it really take you to write that brief, email, etc.

put it in the Louvre

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Wow wow wow #CANvsUSA

The real winner of the #CANvsUSA gold medal game is Miss Double-Fist Aperol Spritz

I’m so sure Ondrej Palat remembered how to finish all of a sudden. #NJDevils couldn’t get him to bury one in a key moment for nearly three years.

A Canticle for Wiibowitz

The Hughes parents must be so proud all three of their boys are competing in the Olympics…