jump scared by the Outlook reminder for the office mindfulness meditation workshop

Every day someone one the business side manages to add sentences to the chat without adding any information.

Bagtime.

is “smell unstoppable” really such good ad copy

Best one so far thank you to my model Simon

Heart breaking for it all. I haven’t been in ages and ages and still.

I love that this site allows me to connect with my American roots in these ways.

The Avett Brothers/Mike Patton collab is incredible you guys

Feeling panicky so here are some fast cat drawings

How do you tell IT the date of the "incident" of your lost phone when the loss dawned on you with a spreading sense of dread over the course of weeks

Me, rejecting all counterparty redlines, and simply changing the font to TNR - yep that'll do it. Hitting send, sitting back to await 100% agreement with our positions, now that they have ✨serifs✨

Cyclocross does it right: Sports need inflatable mayo bottles instead of ads for gambling.

Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff

Today is my birthday. I spent much of the year having stuff carved off me or irradiated for cancer. But I also was supported by loving friends, many of you on here. I am so grateful.

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

Reading a contract amendment chock full of "For clarity, [none of this makes sense either]" clauses. Just don't say "For clarity"! You are admitting to failure!

Just tried to put my glasses on over my reading glasses AMA

A sketchbook page: fiddling around with gouache over ink, and drapery-fold practice.

They should do MyChart Wrapped

is this about holiday desserts because if so I totally agree, the crust rules

In which I am the bird, and the cat is my emails

Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios

Who else up sending messages on MyHealth to their "care team"

Need recs for a generalist lawyer in Southern Illinois for a family friend. Father with dementia co-owns the family biz & is causing liability issues, as they’re trying to use a brokerage firm to find a buyer for the business. Small town, sounds like corp docs might be a mess. Any takers?

Today in “I am terrible at time zones and also geography,” TIL Santiago, Chile, is east of NY.

I got a velour headbands to use while washing my face and their elastic is too tight, they want to pop off my skull like a medieval trebuchet situation I am not storming a castle I just want to wash my face

I know this is a dog whistle but I can’t help doing a mental checklist of what I learned in Western Civ to consider the proposition.

Maybe pause before using “girl” as a pejorative modifier. Why might women believe they don’t deserve as much - well. Do we think a lifetime of slights has no effect? I am so tired. And yeah, I wish I’d not been born female. Imagine the freedom! Fuck. Better not; picturing it makes me too sad.

O Holy Toy Banana brightly shining

I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.

Desk toys are just enclosure-enrichments for us office animals, have we discussed this

Starting work again on Monday and despite clearing out underbrush periodically over the last few cancer months I have over 2000 unread emails. Do I simply mark them all “read” and not look back?

Who had Pope rave on their bingo card

Nervous tree sketches waiting at the doctor.

"aside from Lindsey’s difficulties running Elmo, the AV system"

Who needs cameras in the courtroom when you’ve got THIS

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management. remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

(scrolling reddit judgmentally) If you bought a shirt you already had because you forgot it was in your closet I am not sure that an app is the answer

Need a reboot of Miami Vice (special ep in NYC) just for these facts! *Former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro *charged with conspiracy to smuggle ✨18 metric tons✨ of cocaine *by hoisting it from speedboat to cargo ships! *and the attempted jury-bribery meeting took place in Staten Island💫

Lately I’ve been dipping a toe in r/laundry and there’s so much I don’t know - and possibly even more that does not matter at all.

Airplane doodle.

The tension of wanting to be a person who does stuff and yet not ever wanting to do stuff

John Wick 1-4

On this eve of fifty Novembers the winds still howl the bell still tolls. My breath turns heavy as we drift into the long cold night. The Fitzgerald stirs beneath. I harbor their echoes and cradle her steel. My waves bear the sorrow of all I have taken.

Wake up babe new Establishment Clause misconception just dropped: “There is no more prayer in front of building or inside the building because this is the state and it’s not [of a] religious background.”

Sketchbook page from today

Ready to dispense weekend quests

Who is distributing protest-hoagies to DC denizens tomorrow

Enjoying these carbon pencils, they do such velvety darks.

What's the normal amount