Welp, Cardiac Canes Hours it is

You could feel that one coming the moment it got caught up in everybody's feet. Ugh.

Fantastic stop by Freddie

1 period to go. Land the knockout blow, boys

How that isn't a game misconduct for Texier is astonishing. He just used his stick to slice at Miller's junk

Some really chickenshit behavior from the Habs to end this period.

Ehlers with the individual goal of the playoffs. Insane

Extremely tense 10 minutes, but the moment the Canes sustained an offensive set off a cross-ice entry, the Habs felt as pressed as they have all night.

Hell of a period from the Canes in every aspect save one horrendous mistake. Need to keep this up for 2 more periods and get this one.

Eddie Olcyzk thinks everything that happens is faked because he only has his own experience to go off of

Svechnikov is looking like he's desperate to break through tonight.

Not a great play by Hall or Nikishin. Very against the momentum

It really is wonderful watching the Canes PK just grind teams to hell and back on the forecheck. Smothering.

Miserable time to take a penalty behind the play

I see Dobes has gone to the Dominik Hasek School of Shithousery

For the first 7 minutes of hockey, the Hurricanes have decided that the Habs do not get to play offense

ROBBIE!!!!!!!! 1-0. This is much more like it

Game 2. Chad LaRose and Erik Cole on the siren. Let's do this Canes

If you can ever see a classic film from an original 70mm print, I cannot recommend it enough. Seeing Apocalypse Now this way when I was 16 was a genuinely life-altering moment for me I still cherish. Jump on this if you're in the DC area. My bet is you won't regret it.

Kimi Antonelli: Lawnmower Enthusiast

The Mercedes figured out how to start a race. RIP the 2026 season

Smart man. If he'd tried this at Bojangles, he would have caught the beating of a lifetime.

If you see this, post an anime that you love: I don't think I've ever fallen in love with a show quicker. Cowboy Bebop is legendary for myriad reasons, but the opening episode is astonishing.

After taking some time to digest that blowout, I feel a lot less worried about the Canes than I did in any of the last 4 ECF. 2009, we all knew Cam Ward had us on his back and that the Pens were better. 2019, We were happy to be there against the Bruins. 2023 & 25, Florida broke our spirit. 1/3

I don't think it would be unfair to suggest that this was the worst game of Jaccob Slavin's career.

Well at least one of the teams is happy

I AM STAYING ON MY WALK!!! Go Canes

Just a reminder that game 1 against the Habs didn’t go well in 2006 either. One game isn’t the end of it all

Whatever spiritual presence I brought to this game is clearly not helping, so I'm off for a walk. Really, anything's better at the moment than that sick, frustrated feeling the Canes are giving me.

Woof.

If the Canes must indulge in the franchise tradition of sleepwalking through 10 minutes of the full 60, the good news is that it's happening at the start of the game. Sheesh.

Alright then. Game on.

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Mickey Mantle. With modern sports medicine, there's a very good chance Mantle winds up in the Top 10 all-time in hits, home runs, and RBI.

"These people are different. I want to win for these people." Damn right.

Surely this won't be the perfect bulletin board material for a franchise that got its moniker because the Canadian hockey media decided to mouth off about them.

A travesty

Absolutely insane. Feels like after Southampton (who appear to have 100% found out), Hull City gets screwed over the most here. Even with the breaches in regulations, Middlesbrough still lost and now has a chance to be promoted if they beat a side that earned their spot. A tire fire, really.

i think this is just how it always is. the french revolution wouldn't have happened without spiraling bread prices. the protests that toppled caeusescu were in part because of shortages of cooking oil.

The irony is that Weiss is going to dine out on this for the rest of her life if she does lose her role. It's the perfect end result for her grift that began when she left the NY Times.

Nicholson: I was working Corman films at that time in my career, just cutting my teeth. And like clockwork, almost every shoot, I'd look at the call sheet, and Grogu would land a role. Interviewer: So he helped you? Nicholson: I'd go as far as to say I don't get the role in Easy Rider without him.

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The crazy thing is that I don't think Wemby even hit his highest gear.

Wemby has decided unilaterally that the Oklahoma City Thunder are no longer allowed to play basketball this evening.

The Spurs have truly perfected a next generation offense. Toss the ball to Wemby anywhere within 15 feet of the bucket; watch him somehow dunk it from that spot.

In all seriousness, an athlete like Wemby comes along once a generation if you're lucky. We should be talking about him the way we discuss Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

Habs it is.

The Sabres had the Habs hemmed into their own zone for 40 minutes. Overtime is a complete reset, but the ice has been tilted for a long time.