Big new interview alert! Lauren ( @elleb.bsky.social ) was the featured guest on the Underdog - Defying the Odds podcast! Check it out here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_k0...

Hi, @elleb.bsky.social needs help to qualify for the Olympic Sailing Trials! She spent $50k to compete last yr & finished #10 in N.America. She'll incur ~$70k this yr for travel, entry fees, & boat charters. If you can help w/ a tax deductible donation, click donate here: www.secondwindracing.com

the US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians

what the fuck is even going on

Here we fixed this for you, @wsj.com We see you trying to help JD pretend he doesn’t have to wear this war when he runs for president. Nope.

Chicago collectively luring their native son with funnier and funnier shit His Holiness can show up to

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

These are the same people who complained that President Obama gave Iranians $150 billion in cash, which naturally never happened. www.factcheck.org/2019/03/obam...

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

The Scotish Play: "racked with guilt and paranoia, he commits further murders to protect himself from enmity and suspicion, becoming a tyrannical ruler in the process".... www.contrariannews.org/p/contrarian...

We just sent humans around the Moon and back. Just imagine what we could achieve as a species if all our leaders believed in science.

Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today. One for the history books www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Me, getting on my soapbox: Why in the world is the President of the United States of America stumping for a strongman autocrat whose stated goal is to weaken his country's democratic institutions? ... Oh...answered my own question. Sorry. *Steps off soapbox* Carry on.

Hey ladies! What’s your “girly” job? Mine is AVP/Counsel at a F500 company.

This is a man who has no idea what he’s doing, and the entire world can see it. A month of contradictions, threats, reversals, and unhinged ultimatums from this President, while American troops are deployed and gas prices punish every family in this country.

Lauren, @elleb.bsky.social wrote about her experience at the first major international regatta of the year. The first leg of the Sailing Grand Slam - The Trofeo S.A.R. Princesa Sofia regatta in Palma de Mallorca, Spain was an experience! www.secondwindracing.com/second-thoug...

"Ansari said that each of the rooms holding immigrant detainees lists its maximum capacity; the majority had a capacity of 21, while two others were 24. Ansari, Stanton and Grijalva all said they counted more than 40 people in each of the 6 rooms."

USPS shouldn't even calculate "profit." It's an essential service that should be fully funded by the government.

And, in other completely predictable news...

Exclusive: The acting director of the CDC has delayed publication of a report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half, according to two scientists.

You’re right. That might not be enough time to bury the Statue of Liberty and distribute 400 million ape costumes.

Lauren, @elleb.bsky.social wrote about her experience at the first major international regatta of the year. The first leg of the Sailing Grand Slam - The Trofeo S.A.R. Princesa Sofia regatta in Palma de Mallorca, Spain was an experience! www.secondwindracing.com/second-thoug...

Nicea what you did there.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

these are the stupidest people to ever live

IT'S HAPPENING bsky.app/profile/spoo...

Always exciting to see the Avignon Papacy in the news

New article on @elleb.bsky.social just dropped! coronadotimes.com/news/2026/04...

I don’t get emotional easily but this is one of the most profound messages in modern human history. Jim Lovell is one of my heroes, and I just wish he had lived a few more months to witness this momentous day in human history

New article on @elleb.bsky.social just dropped! coronadotimes.com/news/2026/04...

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

Brb going back to 2009 and telling Fox News that in 2026 the republican president ends his press statements with “praise be to allah”

I wonder if there was some sort of reason the Founders routed the war power through Congress rather than the whim of one person. Probably not.

TROGDOOOOOOOOR!! Burninating the countryside!

And what will actually come of this?

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.

Poland PM: 🇵🇱

Got pickpocketed today in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. Recovered my wallet a couple hrs after the event. Credit & bank cards gone. Bar card, health & dental ins. cards, driver's license, & work garage access card recovered. Thief purchased €2,400 in gift cards before I cancelled everything. YAY!

In relation to “Denise I was at your wedding”

“No.” Kills me.

I think about this one way too much

One that has lots of reverb for when he shits himself in the middle of the argument.