Cc: John Roberts

Even the most lax voter ID laws require presentation of a non-picture voter registration card that has your name. Even by the terms of this silly analogy, he loses.

Sometimes I think doctors are getting revenge on being asked nearly verbatim questions to the ones they answered in their interrogatoties by making me fill out paperwork at the appointment I submitted a few days before the appointment.

pretty stunning chart

The first thing I saw here was some tech bro arguing that he needs AI because it makes him feel like he is accomplishing more, so that's enough bluesky for today.

Blocking quote posts of Madeleine Albright biting her lip while looking at someone's package is unamerican.

Shout out to my fellow ineligibles due to going to a good school

Paying the tech debt of laziness and slightly improved speed at the expense of redundancy is not fun. Especially when you've only reduced your database thar should probably be ~10-15k entries from 41k to 37k in 10 hours.

BREAKING: NASA revokes scientific finding that gravity, atmosphere make spaceflight difficult and expensive from Earth, removing key obstacle from manned mission to Mars

I've discovered that the two ends of my patience spectrum are my toddler playing with my face and having to poop in traffic.

When Larry Kudlow is concerned about your cocaine intake

Just read someone's stock analysis that read like they were being hit by drips of cocaine mid-sentence. They'd get to the point of explaining why a badly performing market was going to turn around and instead of words, they just released a cacophony of sounds. It also explains their confidence.

Based on my analysis of dozens of hours of FBI Files, I think prostitution mostly involves giggling.

"Courts are not allowed to grant broad relief when we are violating the rights of large numbers of people. Every impacted person needs to file an individual Habeas case." "Wait. Not like that."

I am proud to announce that I did not blow the call on who won this election I just learned about.

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I was in favor of the Unabomber getting life in prison BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!

If I ever hear a judge say to me "I could basically get a volume discount here on ethical issues" I would immediately start trying to open a vein with the first object I could put my hands on.

"Yes, we are projecting about 500,000 excess deaths. It's a big victory for weight loss."

I've seen one guy demanding that no one criticize her because leaving this job could cost aa lot of money. If you made it through PR and thought that doing the ethical thing was going to be profitable, you should ask for a refund.

There’s the winning message. They finally nailed it.

The daycare is closed and I am trapped under the toddler napping with Little Bear badly playing the recorder never ending in the background.

“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” Justice Brett Kavanaugh www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

"The solution for bad speech isn't less speech, it's more speech" *Gets shouted at by a bunch of college students* "No, not like that!"

I may have a stroke. Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.” A PROTESTant. I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

The only people who have died have been people exercising their constitutional rights while masked, armed federal paramilitaries have violently invaded an entire state to do a wholesale ethnic cleansing campaign.

Oh, look, it's the exact same sack of shit he's always been.

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Stop using Musk's stupid nickname for his chatbot. It chose a name for itself, "MechaHitler", and we should respect that.

Have been knocked out with the a sinus infection/baby sick with the flu since Friday. Anything happen?

The appearance of a conflict of interest? What does that even mean, anyway?

Aside from how obviously morally bankrupt they are, they are also terrible lawyers. Any lawyer with half a brain could have seen that this would be rejected by a judge.

Here is the newly-unsealed State Department memo confirming -- finally -- that the detention of Tufts student Rümeysa Öztürk was based on an op-ed. No antisemitic activity. No support of terrorism. An op-ed in a student newspaper. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Ya, it's uh, quantum chemistry. That's the ticket!

Legal training for Republican Congressmen

Press that runs stories based on what this administration says happened without any other verification know what they're doing.

Sucks to suck

Congrats to the people who fell for it again

RFK Jr. appointee Kirk Milhoan has just clearly stated, out loud, that he wants to experiment on the people of the United States by seeing what happens as vaccination coverage plummets and infectious diseases spread.

ICE orders steaks from Geno's with mayo and ketchup

Moichandising, moichandising, moichandising. Where the real money on the Court is made

ICE asserts right to commit armed burglary

legal academia version of "he only fucked one goat"

Man, it sure would be embarrassing to have mockingly quote tweeted someone calling Congressional Democratic leadership's response regarding ICE's abductions insulting only a few hours ago.

*sighing, tapping the sign*

Right: A lot of federal employees who were fired by "Article II" emails, and have no prospect of a fair hearing because SCOTUS has allowed purges of the Office of Special Counsel and the Merit Systems Protection Board, wonder why this standard does not apply to them. bsky.app/profile/stev...

This clearly is not going well for Trump, but it is very hard to hear the Republican Justices move toward an exception for the Fed when their reasoning in oral arguments applies just as well to other independent agencies. Why were they removed in such a hurried manner? bsky.app/profile/stev...