Tale as old as time.

Me: Hey ChatGPT I am being shot what can I do about that? CGPT: What a great question, okay I can help you with that, how many times have you been shot? Me: Uh twice... OW! three times. CGPT: Okay, are you bleeding? Me: I thinks so, feeling pretty cold... CGPT: Plug the holes with silly putty.

I guess employment law can't have injunctions because your employer could fire you without cause if they didn't already fire you for illegal reasons.

This administration very literally favors Secret Police.

GOP lawmakers cite Georgia’s experiment as a model for the federal Medicaid work requirements set to take effect in 2027. A new report by a government spending watchdog found that the nation’s only Medicaid work requirement program spent twice as much on administrative costs as on health care.

An important question about whether this is lawful is what the permit says. So I'm asking the Park Police to release the Epstein statue files. www.muckrock.com/foi/united-s...

Jimmy Kimmel’s “as I was saying” opener wasn’t random—it’s a callback to Jack Paar. In 1960 Paar walked off The Tonight Show after NBC cut a mild “WC” joke. Three weeks later he returned, opening with the same line. Kimmel nodded to one of late night’s boldest moments. bsky.app/profile/ever...

Guys, my dad is a lawyer and he said we should be sure to make a record of our concealment of the facts.

FOIAs in the air. Everywhere I look around.

MAGA has decided that Delta operators are pussies

At least they're being honest about the Charlie Kirk demo

Zelenskyy discovered the secret

Q: Do you support defund the police A: No Q: Do you support defunding the police A: Yes

Meta HIRED the “chemicals are turning the frogs gay” guy to police AI bias against, presumably, complete morons: “He [Starbuck] falsely asserted that exposure to the pesticide atrazine turned amphibians "gay,” prompting male frogs to mate — a claim that has been repeatedly debunked.”

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

How it started // How it’s going

Don't you hate it when your app to dox people you don't like accidentally doxes you?

In the NFL, a play that literally every 10 year old kid who plays rugby does multiple times per game is a "gadget play"

It's good to know that the NFL replay booth can tell a pass is forward when it goes directly forward at least 8 yards. Two feet is still beyond their capabilities.

Ads that have the production value of Tiktok ads appearing on TV is the worst of both worlds.

You'd think a lawyer would notice when someone isn't answering the question.

Thinking back to when a lawyer on Twitter threatened to file a disciplinary complaint against me, citing the Canons of Judicial Conduct, because I compared Gorsuch's professed adherence to originalism to Emperor Palpatine revealing the second Death Star was fully operational. Fun times.

Disliking rotten food doesn't make you anti-food.

Idaho AG makes explicit what trans people have been saying for years, that an upcoming SCOTUS case over bans on transgender athletes is a pretext for a broad decision on "whether transgender individuals are protected by the federal constitutions and state and federal laws"

They've decided that if you want them to do their jobs, you'll have to take them to court. www.joemygod.com/2025/09/hud-...

Why did Daniel Jones go with the pro-wrestler angry look for his team portrait?

There is an inverse relationship between someone claiming their argument is self-evidently correct and their argument actually actually being correct.

Giants are going to need a new running back or a spare collar bone.

Technologically advance a band: the Amigas

What movie do you consider perfect?

The kicking teams are all going to be running this week.

The NFLPA is a terrible union, but you'd think they could at least draw the line at, "you can't fine players for things you use in marketing."

"The right is pretending that Charlie Kirk was a good person, so we will, too," is a protest strategy I don't understand.

You must reach across the aisle to work with Nazis if you want Nazis to work with you. Winning message, right here.

Shapiro continued: and that's something the president and I agree on.

Commitment to free speech doesn't just mean commitment to letting people say things you don't believe in. It's a commitment to them saying or expressing it in a *way* that you dislike, or is actively unpleasant to you.

Wife and I: I was really hoping he was going to nap since he decided to wake up at 5:45 1 year old: laughing maniacally

local man heroically throws himself in front of bullet meant for him

It strikes me that quite a lot of people knew for the last year that the guy running our horrific deportation squads took a bag with $50k in cash from undercover FBI agents investigating corruption, and it didn’t get out until now.

Ross Douthat: The Trump Administration Is Violating the First Amendment The Right Way

Sometimes I think reddit would be better if it was all bots so that the posts weren't subliterate, but then I remember that it's overflowing with bots that have adopted subliterate writing so that they blend in.

The problem with libertarianism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money

This will be called "evidence of consciousness of guilt" in subsequent criminal trials.

Nate Silver looking into a mirror and screaming as the person in the reflection clearly has blueyskyism as they're copying his every move.

Actual public square bans speech

Pentagon threatens to ban journalists who practice journalism

With the news cycle focused on ABC's suspension of Jimmy Kimmel, a journalist with a valid US work permit and pending green card application is about to be deported for the crime of reporting www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...