On the one hand, I sort of get why my refrigerators door alarm can't be permanently disabled. On the other, I really wish there was a "I'M FUCKING FIXING YOUR BROKEN ASS, JUST SHUT UP UNTIL I CAN RESOLDER THIS COLD JOINT" setting

Merge two movies: Batman v Larry Flynt

In the Line of Fire Walk with Me

Merge two movies: Full Metal Jackie Brown

In case you ever wonder why companies choose to negotiate generous severance packages that include NDAs with strong incentives to comply rather than firing for cause, this is why.

Last night, the Supreme Court ruled that the VRA cannot protect even against *intentionally* discriminatory voting policies When we say there is no federal statute remaining the enforce the 15th Amendment, this is what we mean

A reminder that all it takes to overturn a Constitutional amendment is 5 justices on SCOTUS

black people electing black people to congress in districts where they form a plurality or majority? potentially invidious racial discrimination. the only way to escape constitutional scrutiny is to elect a white conservative, then we know dr. king's dream of colorblindness has been achieved

Thank you. Please never forget that fascists and bigots are liars. Never accept anything they say at face value.

Basically Bari Weiss

"I will take refusal to actually respond as an admission that you intend to continue the illegal actions against Mr. Abrego Garcia. Moving on..."

Well, I see he's been doing depo prep rather than public relations prep

Graham Platner: ‘I Didn’t Know Extramarital Sexting Was A Symbol For Cheating’

Pregnant people hoard tums like a dragon hoards treasure

happy pride, everyone

“Enjoy The Bagels: How A Billionaire’s Son And An Anti-Woke Opinion Writer Destroyed CBS News.” What a book that will be. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/b...

Literally any statistician could have told you that the second you incentivize based on a metric, the usefulness of that metric drops to nothing.

Tractor and construction equipment repair appears to involve no less than 50% of "hit things with a sledgehammer"

The thing about Platner is that I swore we were all passing around some anecdote a little while back about how you can't allow even one nazi, even a well-spoken one with good vibes, into your bar. I have a very clear memory of this. We all agreed with it and found it trenchant and apt.

SGA now has time to focus on suing people who make fun of his flopping

Paxton Pardoned a Pedophile

The key to obtaining venture capital funding is finding a new torment nexus to develop

"You should be thanking me for tear gassing you so that ICE didn't tear gas you."

So we can't trust a lineup of C list performers released by the administration but the media will continue to report their updates on the war as fact. Cool!

ICE is thug scum.

The way the media keeps calling E Jean Carroll an “accuser” like she didn’t already win her day in court is shameful.

"I'm speaking to you only because you have no choice but to silently listen and not remind me how much of a fucking loser I am."

Asserted Rosenbaum directly from his anus, "Anyone can make up anything because we don't require fact checking or evidence in journalism anymore."

I propose the sweeping reform that he resign and sweep away everyone else involved in this with him

You can trust our minutes. Would we repeatedly lie and l to you or even a federal judge about what was in the transcript?

Some clues from a quick skim: -The judge has a career clerk and foregoes an AA to carry two term clerks -The judge's term clerks serve for one year (The judge has an extensive criminal background and probably served in a local DA's office -The judge likely has minimal civil litigation experience

This is disturbing behavior. The judge didn’t just repeatedly lie in writing about his own innocence: he targeted the clerk he thought had reported him. (From the CA11 judicial counsel opinion.)

Jfc. I don’t care if gambling addiction is a recognized disability. “You can’t bet on your own team’s games” is about as black and white as it gets.

Alcoholism is a recognized disability too, but the ADA doesn’t require an employer to accommodate that disability by letting the employee come to work drunk

Protecting child abusers and fraudsters is way worse than a little foul language

Committing child abuse by getting toddler to jam out to Cotton Eye Joe

Stephen Miller comes out hard against Trump's slush fund

It is absolutely a dereliction of duty to allow that judge to remain “private” in their reprimand. If they were sleeping with a cop, ALL CASES where a cop testified must be looked at. Every person who came thru that court deserves another chance. Rule of law just doesn’t exist anymore I guess

After many hours of research, I have visualized the Bluesky echo chamber

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

After many hours of research, I have visualized the Bluesky echo chamber

"..." -Ancient Autistic Proverb

Bash.org throwback favorite: <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today <jeebus> he was a fucken impostor <jeebus> never once moved diagonally

Either Taco Bell added gesture controls or this guy might be trying to give a political speech to the taco bell order box.

Nothing burnishes your professional reputation like being unable to come up with arguments better than "nu uh," and "you're stupid."

"Don't touch the poop," doesn't really hit the same after you've spent two years cleaning poop multiple times a day.

The toddler has reached the stage where he will cuddle with me to go to sleep, but hugs and kisses are only for mommy. So now I look like Dr. Evil begging for a hug.

Does anyone know if you can break an animated recorder? It's either that or I kill little bear and his family.

Andrew Boutros screwed this entire case up so badly he might wind up with a District Court judgeship by January.