Fair play, guy who returned my luggage after changing the default combination.

Selling company for a shit load of money comes with limits on how you're allowed to operate the company, company founder discovers (after repeatedly being told exactly that before they sold)

DOGE turbocharged the deficit. budgetlab.yale.edu/research/wea...

Justices of the Supreme Court, my license to practice law should be reinstated because I have fully complied with 25% of your order suspending me from the practice of law.

See post. Post funny reply. See that ten other people have already made the joke. Delete joke and judge myself.

Gee, when I die, I hope they name a law after me so my name will forever mean "someone people will leave a room to avoid"

"With our new product, you can get rid of most of your workers!" "Sir, we make money by charging per worker." "With our new product you're paying a small fortune to use, you also have to pay as if you still had all of the workers you fired!"

I can't believe that campaigning on being different than the conservatives who had long been in power, winning in a landslide, and then immediately pivoting to being barely different than those same conservatives has resulted in the complete collapse of all support in the next election.

Domestic rapists have settled on a new platform

Now that I'm back from Hungary and Iran, it's important to respect the political sovereignty of other countries

THE KING OF VOODOO IS WEAK ON JIMMY KIMMEL

The real loser of MAGA ally Viktor Orban's crushing defeat in Hungary's election? Joe Biden

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor and still, they threw him out and you know what? they did it by voting don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

Anyone with knowledge on Hungarian internal affairs able to say what the odds are Orban and his Russian backers accept the loss? Or just point me in the right direction.

Hey, remember when all the lawyers were saying, "Uhhhh, you guys realize that, best case scenario, you are coming about as close to money laundering and wire fraud as you can without breaking the law, but, realistically, you're probably already over that line"? Funny how things work out.

Foolish Earthlings, you thought you could visit our moon and that we would not notice. Tremble before superior beings.

News used to better

Nothing drains your soul like five hours of abstracting property records.

That is one hell of a change in NYT headline

Old and busted: American tariffs on goods New hotness: American-approved Iranian tariffs on goods

Bill! Bill! Bill!

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

The thing about the deranged WHO CAN SAY LETS FIND OUT nuclear brinksmanship is that it still follows the logic of reality TV promotion, better tune in at 8 pm EDT! it’s all television all of it all the way down.

A dilemma which we resolved at Nuremberg

Threatening genocide with the only feasible defense that no one should believe the president of the United States.

Keys to defending the half court shot: tackle the shooter

Threats of war crimes

Depluralize a movie. Schindler's Name

The foxtrot and rubber chicken dinner is essential to national security.

The reposting spam is getting old, but doing it from a crypto platform is extra shit.

If you were to compare Hegseth's defense policies to those of the American Nazi Party, you'd find little different.

Listened to one of the early Apollo 13 press conferences after the accident and it was strange listening to journalists not just ask relevant questions, but technical questions about the material being delivered. A competent press and a government speaking openly about the news. Unbelievable.

thank you for this extremely important news update on brett, a guy who didn't really care about the moon mission that much

Currently alternating between heating pads and ice because I scrubbed the bathtub wrong and pinched something in my shoulder. Feel like I'm the old veteran pitcher who has one more season in him, but for household chores.

Since we are all in a space kind of mood, let's not forget the original steely eyed missile man, John Aaron, who remembered an obscure setting that kept Apollo 12 from aborting after it was struck by lightning shortly after launch. His suggestion prompted the crew to ask, "What the hell is that?"

Pictured: Astronauts interact with alien lifeform.

The Supreme Court should publish short opinions and take more cases.

You do not get credit for all the times you drive sober.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

The Jews may not volunteer that they're Jewish for our big list of Jews! That is why the government must force their employer to identify them! For their protection!

BREAKING NEWS: Duke still sucks

Live look at DOJ and DHS lawyers receiving this order