I would like a little inset on the screen showing live charts for how many people are searching “Ryan Day buyout” and “Ryan Day address” and “Columbus Ohio professional hitman”

Imagine JACK GOLDSMITH of all people saying “uh yeah guys this was a war crime”

Pondering the world where Steve Largent doesn’t challenge Dick Armey for a House leadership position, so Denny Hastert never becomes Speaker

Elf night 2 with @tousledpigtails.bsky.social

As someone else said, when they’re in the playoff field we’ll be able to see how they perform against teams like Ohio State and Georgia!

We need to put Texas in the playoff so we can see how they'd perform against teams like Georgia and Ohio State

So @tousledpigtails.bsky.social’s dad was a Seahawks fan, and one thing she got handed down was this old Steve Largent ornament. Love it.

Woman asks for brisket tips on Facebook and Becky here comes in mean as hell

incredible quote lol

May we all have the confidence of my 5yo who INSISTS 6 plus 6 is 11 or 13, but NOT 12, no matter what I, @tousledpigtails.bsky.social, or his older sister and brother tell him

The ESPN app has jai alai. I have no idea what is happening in this game.

Hmph.

You've heard of the Friday night news dump. Here's the Friday night of Thanksgiving wknd dump. For special circumstances, like when the faculty assembly votes 595-4 against paying to end a shakedown and you do it anyway. Link to agreement here: bulkmail.northwestern.edu/trk/click?re...

So Trump is pardoning this guy but blowing up Venezuelans who probably aren’t trafficking anything?

Time Machine weekend on @thecurrent.org bringing me something I didn’t know I needed: the Hüsker Dü cover of the Mary Tyler Moore Show theme

Gonna tell everyone Lane is taking the UCLA job because I saw him in a Starbucks line in Tustin

Hey OU Bobcats:

SEND KENT AS AN APR REPLACEMENT

Have taken the kids to something called “Adventure City” in Anaheim and they seem to be having a good time.

EAT SHIT TURNCOATS

There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?

closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social

Time for the yearly elf operation to begin @tousledpigtails.bsky.social

Raise hell, praise Dale, eat pie.

they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA

Why is Perine in the game? Saving Chase Brown?

BENGALS DEFENSE MY GAWD

CINCINNATI D MY GOODNESS

INT!

God I missed Burrow

Ja’Marr Chase’s favorite dish is mirliton? /googles furiously Ah, a regionalism for chayote

What a catch by Hudson!

Our finished setup: Honeybaked ham Loaded mashed potatoes from the Honeybaked store Homemade sage sausage dressing Red Lobster biscuits Happy Thanksgiving to all from @tousledpigtails.bsky.social, the kids, and me!

Bengals Facebook: posts a video of Joe Burrow walking to the locker room Every comment: saying he either dresses like a f slur or a n slur Never change, Bengals fans

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle!

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Meanwhile on Zanesville Facebook we have actual wholesome content

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Thanksgiving in New Orleans

Love to cut off the Alcorn State band for a goddamn Starbucks ad, NBC

Okay. Bread’s in the oven for one of two (1.5) things I’m actually cooking. www.seriouseats.com/classic-sage...

They played the dance remix of “What’s Up” at the Macy’s parade and the 7yo said “Hey it’s the He-Man theme!”

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.

SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN

Now that @tousledpigtails.bsky.social and I are raising a theater kid, I feel like we have to take her to shows when they’re in town. Probably gonna buy tickets to this for Christmas.

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Mis-Shapes (Pulp, Different Class) Teenage FBI (Guided by Voices, Do the Collapse) Bring the Noise (Public Enemy, Fear of a Black Planet) Stuck Between Stations (The Hold Steady, Boys and Girls in America) Let’s Go Crazy (Prince, Purple Rain)

Coach Turner has been hired as an offensive assistant at Eastern New Mexico