Did the universe give us an 11 inning game and the next day a 15 inning game? Surely we can get 17 or 18 innings out of the remaining NLDS game…

Is Gavin Newsom a huge Harry Potter fan?

Roki has to close for the Dodgers going forward. His stuff is filthy and he's not afraid on the mound anymore.

Clayton Kershaw has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in retirement…

Context here: @laplanck.bsky.social has met his sister because she’s one of my former co-workers.

New profile photo just dropped.

Hope everyone stockpiled their medication or set aside a fund for the doubling of all of their medical expenses. Pro tip: don’t develop a long term illness that requires daily medication!

“…AND THE KITCHEN SINK!”

Today in targeted ads: algorithm finally discovers I am a cishet woman in my 40s and gives me bird watching rom coms on the Hallmark Channel.

My kid was so cute for superhero/princess day (🙄) that not even @laplanck.bsky.social noticed I walked out of the house with my shirt inside out.

Today in targeted ads “the cutest way to save your kid’s baby teeth”

These rules are gonna apply up anyone of childbearing age very quickly. No pain relief for women ever again.

On his way to me!

Reminder

Happy EWF Day to all who celebrate! youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

Facebook Algorithm serving up the bangers today. Artisan bread is proof we live in a simulation.

Happy birthday old man @laplanck.bsky.social

Many years ago while I was in high school, I competed on “Win Ben Stein’s Money.” Jimmy Kimmel was kind and fun and it was a great day for me. If he could get along with Ben Stein and Adam Corrola for years, he’s not some crazy leftist.

As a Dodger fan, I have very mixed emotions about this. Kershaw has played a huge role in the clubhouse and I’m hopeful that his legacy doesn’t become a political one entirely. He’s going out on his terms and his last season has been decent.

Clayton Kershaw pitching his last regular season game tomorrow out of respect for Charlie Kirk.

We are getting a new Muppet Show???

I went to my great aunt’s funeral. It was held at the home of her daughter-in-law’s brother. Didn’t expect to see Incubus there also mourning or learn apparently quite late that I could have gotten some concert hook ups.

Is posting on BlueSky at all de facto evidence that be reported and cited as being leftist?

Update: now working from home due to high fever from vax. Send the strength to carry on.

Raising 4 humans with as much normalcy as this world currently affords

In office Covid booster…for the first time ever!

Another amazing algorithm win

Can’t tell what I’m doing right to get this targeted ad as a cishet woman

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Why is Gavin Newsom Lego Batman?

*gets first haircut in 9 months* 5: Mommy I DO NOT like your hair. Here is a mirror have you seen yourself?” Me: “what’s wrong?” 5: (sigh) Next time get a better haircut! @laplanck.bsky.social has not seen me yet.

Everybody here excited for sports and I’m over here scoring labubus.

I can’t believe it wasn’t the random RRHOF induction we bought last minute on Craig’s List…

Just sitting in my easy chair eating fundraiser pizza w my toddler and watching “Muppet Babies.”

From Spirit Halloween, which I note sells children’s costumes in the same space.

Today in targeted advertisements

Realized this morning while literally being climbed on by small children that I met @laplanck.bsky.social 20 years ago about this date.

Potty training is going well, why do you ask?

Today in targeted ads. Where is this child going?

Today in targeted ads

Maybe I’m old, but wouldn’t Matt and Trey just bet on this themselves?

My son born in spring 2020 starts kindergarten next week. I was just told he’s not a “pandemic baby” bc he wasn’t conceived during lock down. Why do people need to make their plight “worse” than others? Both of these scenarios sucked. @laplanck.bsky.social

Just bought a pop tart bowl costume bc I can @laplanck.bsky.social

W: Waimea, Hawai’i E: Rotorua, New Zealand N: London S: Queenstown, New Zealand

Hoping my sister and fan are safe in Honolulu. Dislike tsunami warnings and advisories. California had its fill of disasters this year thanks.

Today in casual misogyny: woman can’t be bothered to pick a team or even a sport to cheer for so she picks ALL sports and woman doesn’t have any money to buy drinks she’s ordered so she has a man pay.

I took volleyball my freshman year to avoid block scheduled PE the next year. They needed a mixed gender team and a bunch of seniors on the actual team took the class. I made their team bc only two females could serve and one was me. Totes won every match and got and A in that class.

Good evening @laplanck.bsky.social got this targeted ad a few minutes ago

Came home to garbage bags full of my toddler's most cherished dolls & toys in our trash cans because the "cleaners" we hired decided most of her toys & my son's shoes & other son's science projects from camp were trash. Did not need to sift through trash for our stuff today @laplanck.bsky.social

Somehow 18 years isn’t enough time. Please hug your dogs tonight. @laplanck.bsky.social