Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had: 1. Car wash attendant 2. Gallery manager 3. Bellman 4. Webmaster 5. "Information Architect"

Oh wait I need to add one revision:

I got a push for an article about how to avoid AI hallucinations but they wanted me to sign up for a "free" trial so I created my own flow chart

Here's a clip of my kid's band doing some rage against the machine on Friday who did it better idk what do u think

this snow has no riz whatsoever, total negative aura

It's more like shoveling sand TBH

I am just saying there are some things that AI is actually good for

a sociologist could write a fascinating paper about the behavior of DC area shoppers in advance of a snowstorm

In high school, I was climbing a dirt hill that became more of a cliff, and near the top I grabbed a sapling that came out from its roots. I fell backward, facing the sky, spread eagle like in the movies and . . . landed squarely on a slim tree that absorbed the impact and left me gently bouncing

look what I just found @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social

The tragedy of humans is that we are smart enough to understand cruelty and we do it anyway

there is no way that blue sky will ever get on board for artificial intelli

Chat GPTLQ+

just read a disciplinary case in which the bar learned about the attorney's improper handling of fees for consultations (treating them as nonrefundable and refusing to reschedule without an additional fee) because the lawyer berated the potential clients on facebook and all I can say is

I don't think Chuck Berry actually had a cousin named Marvin

Judges generally say they prefer names. I leave off the honorifics. It starts to sound so dainty when you're like Messrs. Jones and Smith (or Mr. Jones and Ms. Smith) then agreed to steal their client's money.

I mean you could also just cite check wtf

I know y'all hate AI but I'm willing to burn a lot of water or whatever for this

AI excels at fixing a sentence when the core point is simple but keeps getting obscured by the context required to make the point both accurate and not misleading. You can explain in a paragraph all the qualifications and it will put together the sentence (or at least get close) like magic.

There it is

Bat cave obvs

didn't stop the mail so the carrier spelled out rob me with packages on the front step while we were away

also obvious as a matter of common sense

busta rhymes ftw

killing me softly with her posts

Any reason to wear a tux. Happy New Year!!

them: that's one less thing to worry about me: FEWER

Merry Christmas!!

And what was the aim of this so-called project? I'm sad to say that all these years later, the perpetrators are at large and still have not been held to account. few even acknowledge the atrocity they committed.

look I admit it. I was weak. I was young. I was conditioned to accept whatever they deigned to offer me. But even then, even in that pathetic state, I could not accept abracadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya

I'm feeling kind of guilty about having aI create this awesome gift certificate image about going on a shopping spree at Ikea that I can give to my kid at Christmas instead of paying an artist $4,000 to create it by hand.

them: oh nobody is getting any work done after the office holiday party me: you . . . you think i did work before this.

I might agree except "mail" on its own hasn't completely replaced "mail in," which we usually say for things with some formality like taxes or payments or sweepstakes entries. > Did you pay online? < No, I mailed it in. It would be fine to not say "in" but we do anyway.

bro that arc people used to talk about must be long af I am just saying because it is not bending very much at all rn

My former firm earned more than $1.8 billion in revenue and all they got me for Christmas was an e-card smh

Style guide for writing U.S. district court docket numbers: * drop "1:" * drop leading zeros * drop drop trailing judge & magistrate judge initials * change all caps to lower case So: No. 1:22-CV-00452-TSC/MJJ becomes No. 93-cv-452

then one foggy Christmas Eve all the reindeer were like bro Rudolph would be perfect for this And Santa was like aw that's chill less go

best wild animals to spot in the city are 1. fox 2. trash panda 3. bun 4. groundhog 5. deer 6. chipmonk 7. snek 8. bat

And they are also teasing some of their info -- one works at city hall, one is a real estate agent with Long and Foster .... I'll tell you three of the people for free...

like imagine someone comes to your door and says they'll sell you a list of all the people who've walked by your house. that would be weird, right?

So weird how LinkedIn tracks who you're viewing and then tries to get them to pay for that info. Why do we accept that as a legit business model?

please help!

Frens!!! (cleaned up) needs your help! Can you please do the following: 1. Open your favorite legal research program 2. Search all federal and state cases for "cleaned up" 3. limit your results to the last 6 months; and 4. post a screenshot of the number of hits

It was the best of times new roman . . .

"It is possible the program will detect deficiencies when none exist" lol frens we are cooked

The Third Circuit is implementing ROBOCLERK. I wonder how it will turn out

So, how's that toilet flushing for ya? Flushing pretty good is it? - me (lurking outside the bathroom) (fishing for compliments after a minor domestic repair)

It's like a one-way gate. blue sky contacts can potentially become contacts in my phone but it never goes the other way