They won’t and that is the point.

wish i had more WINE

god i love sport peppers

god the writing on high potential is SO BAD but i love this stupid show anyway but GOOD LORD the writing is bad it's dialogue *I* would write lol that's how I know it's bad (I'm better now, but yeah this was me earlier in my creative writing journey and honestly probably not all that long ago)

this is just what it's like to trick or treat with the kids in the suburbs it's awesome

This horrific story gets worse when you find out how this young woman originally came to the US: as a 17-year-old on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane

the government assigns each citizen a “mental health score,” but the lowest-scoring individuals begin producing the most meaningful and breathtaking work.

celebrating the warm weather and Eid ul Fitr with a nice macabeo wine from Spain the last of my bottles 🥲

honestly I wish I had caused more than two minor diplomatic crises with Germany they’re so annoying

Hey @jahimes.bsky.social what is this stupid fascist shit in the age of the Gestapo? Collaborator.

This is going to make me cry. It means so much to have the mayor recognize the humanity of prisoners. (He calls them "New Yorkers"; they are his constituents too.) Faith communities and holidays matter enormously to people who are incarcerated. They will remember this.

We did it (solved a case so old the suspect-cop retired nearly a decade ago) www.metrotimes.com/news/metro-d...

Can we just shut the internet now?

My resolution to overturn the Supreme Court’s disastrous Citizens United decision — H.J.Res 122 — has now been co-sponsored by 72 Members of Congress. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!

Google has patented a scheme where you can make a web page, and if they don't think it's up to snuff, they can use AI to dynamically generate a page they like better, and send searches to that one instead. www.wral.com/business/tec...

Oh my God. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/u...

Eid Mubarak especially to the haters and losers (me)

It's going to be a very hard summer for so many people and so many species. We can already feel here in BC, with the weak snowpack currently washing down mountains because of an unseasonable atmospheric river. The only ones doing well are the oil companies, with their record war profits.

Best part: He’s a reality nice guy here on @bsky.app.

broke a toenail the night before my pedicure lmao insult to injury

I’d like to live until at least 50 because then I will have been atheist longer than I would have been a Muslim and I would have corrected fate’s greatest mistake/injustice against me 🥰

I love my best friends we started the first day of Ramadan eating pork and we are ushering in Eid on the last day with a nice bottle of wine Allahu Akbar and all other such nonsense

remember when New England dock workers had it in their employment contracts that they couldn’t be fed lobster more than 3 days per week because back then it was considered garbage food for the poors

ngl I’ve become a bit of a terrorist bc every time a Muslim complains about anything to me I just remind them that God is all powerful and all good and in control of everything and it’s actually a sin to be afraid or sad 🥰 aka the nonsense I was told by them as a child

I've interviewed more than a dozen hydrologists and climatologists across the West the past 10 days. A sense of panic is starting to set in. Wildfires and water shortages will start mounting this summer. Adverse impacts are expected from not only this heat wave, but the historically warm winter.

ugh fucking Eid is tomorrow 🙄 whatever I’m not wasting PTO on this (even tho I have multiple “floating holiday” days of leave who cares I’d rather use them on like Loch Ness Monster Day or some other equally made up nonsense)

why!!!

Time after time after time, the US has effectively acted not as mediator for two parties for which the Americans have no preference but instead as Israel's lawyer, Israel's arms dealer, Israel's diplomat, and Israel's spokesman. Under both parties.

BTW the Biden administration urged Arab states to not "push so fast" for a Palestinian state in early 2024, because the demands for a timeline of two-years for negotiations was something Israel would reject.

Oh I’m sorry I thought they loved to say Palestine wasn’t occupied

When they regained power, Dems did not punish and disempower Trump and his Repub lackeys for what they did during his first term, which led to his second term Why should anyone trust this country to manage its power responsibly?

it's so sad how many victims and survivors in movements stay silent because of this—and abusers absolutely take advantage of it.

This is soul crushing. What the hell are we doing out here?

Oh — a VP of the Muslim Public Affairs Council with this group just confronted Rep. Randy Fine, who posted that he'd choose dogs over Muslims. I couldn’t hear all that was said (more soon), but Fine threatened the MPAC VP with arrest from a nearby cop. The officer did not, in fact, arrest him.

Have you ever heard of Bill Gothard? He's the religious authority the Duggar family looked to in times of crisis--including when Josh sexually abused his younger sisters. (from 2015) talkingpointsmemo.com/theslice/jos...

A nearly 40% drop in IUD insertions is devastating, as is the fact that 23 Planned Parenthood clinics closed after the bill became law—many in states where abortion is still legal. Making this policy permanent would decimate the healthcare safety net

motherfucker

(his voting record is shit I hate this guy but yeah this has been a wild shift to watch in real time)

really do not like this man

I have a theory that anyone in history who was actually interesting was actually just probably autistic Like—

history books will talk about how the moment the American hegemony ended (or began its true steep end) was when we got someone in office stupid enough to actually kill the ayatollah lol like it’s truly insane what is about to happen

Has anyone else noticed shit is just happening constantly and you can’t stop near any of it

you’re gonna love my unproduced screenplay, chitty-chitty-bond-bond dick van dyke reprises his perfect british accent from mary poppins as jimmy chitty bond

Also, Trump's claim that the US didn't know about the Israeli strike on South Pars is laughable because there's a 100% chance we refueled the Israeli planes that did it.

it was really looking like Durbin, one of the most feckless democrats in the senate, was gonna be replaced by a crypto supported "moderate" but instead we get the Abolish Ice candidate who explicitly wouldn't commit to supporting Schumer! her biggest ad was just a bunch of people saying fuck trump!

WHAT

I didn’t know that the James Bond producer Mr Broccoli also produced Chitty Chitty Bang Bang that’s neat

oh ok

As ever, Rebecca Solnit gets to the heart of it.

Eric Swalwell takes $$ from Palantir & AIPAC, was one of 75 Dems who voted to thank ICE, constantly votes to send $$/weapons to Israel's genocide, and spent all summer calling Zohran Mamdani an anti-semite. he shouldn't even be in Congress let alone governor of California