I’m reading a thriller where a female character is nonchalantly described as 5’7” and 98 pounds … why, yes, the author is a man, how did you know?

It’s very safe to ignore people who are like Mamdani is compromised bc trump likes him — I have attended tons of workshops and panels at CPAC no less about how Democrats can talk to Republicans about shared issues (criminal justice reform) so we can actually agree and team up. That’s what it was.

I made a not authentic clean out the fridge hot pot and a gentleman from my river walk walking group suggested freezing the meat and then cutting it into thin slices and honestly game changer it is probably obvious to you people but it was not obvious to me lol

period

I love Nextdoor but thankfully I already have A Guy for these

I smoked a corncob pipe for one summer just out of pure curiosity it was fun but I don’t need to do that again. Now I’m really into bachelors boots with almost impractically heavy rubber soles

humans studying dinosaurs who don’t have jobs or credit scores or know about increasing shareholder value: ugh I guess they just … roamed the earth like a bunch of directionless losers

rao’s but pronounced so it rhymes with chaos jk it’s actually pronounced the Indian way (it’s never Ray-Ohs don’t pmo)

"So picturesque for a bean factory" congratulations on yet another never-before uttered combination of words in the English language. And they say every song has already been written! 😤

You apparently can buy a lot of bean merch including a full bean outfit, with a hat, shirt, pants, socks, and shoes.

Did yall know you can go to the Busch beans factory and get a tour and a plushie of the dog and one of a bean as well It is nestled in the Kentucky foothills iirc and is so picturesque for a bean factory anyway I recommend a bean pilgrimage for sure

Reminds me of when I learned about the skin graft repositories in Israel, bc they are white people in the Levant and they get the highest rates of skin cancer and damage in the region. The “donated” skin for the skin grafts is all Palestinian skin. And that’s very much an ongoing thing.

I think we are so anti-think piece and “let people have fun” because it does get exhausting. But at the same time, I don’t think we should shut down every bit of critical thought. Engage with it a bit.

Oh my god DOGE was a colossal success they got all our data without those pesky government agency silos and bounced, cutting spending was never a serious goal what are we doing here guys

I got yelled at by multiple people for saying that I was pushing 40 so that was really flattering lol

It's Not Just Laws About Books Breaking Libraries. It's Also New Tax Reforms. Two states have passed property tax cuts that are directly impacting public libraries. Expect to see this happen more. buttondown.com/wellsourced/...

this is creative honestly I’m just a fan of when we all decide to be annoying on purpose

this guy is just always doing things isn’t he he’s just constantly getting up to shit

History has repeated itself as farce so many times we don’t even know when the original tragedy was

I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are

when I was a kid I thought the Kremlin was Kermit’s home town and I was often confused by the tensions that obviously existed between our government and Kermit’s homeland

The Homeland Security account is reportedly run out of Israel! Not surprising given how that account is just Nazi shit.

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

I always think about those Palestinian kids that held a press conference telling the world they wanted to live. Anyway that was about two years ago and Biden sent tons of bombs raining down on them and his press secretary called them adults and Hamas ♥️

bigotry makes you stupid you can only be a bigot by shutting out real knowledge of the world

Feds encountering loudmouthed Chicago women

Every liberal democratic voter should see the way the Mamdani and Trump spoke and how Mamdani, never having to compromise his positions, was able to get Trump to agree with him. Thats what left-wing populism can do and it’s the direction the Democratic Party must go.

I think it should be a mandatory job requirement that the chair of the DNC be social media savvy with a strong presence on camera. Ken Martin doesn’t have those skills and doesn’t seem to want to invest in fixing that. EVERY special election should be all over social media. It is a massive

I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone. Killing IMLS could have killed ILL. This is great news. 📚

ryan lizza is a bad person

One of the most important voices of the Arab world's reaction to Mamdani

Woohoo excellent PSL made by a small business that supports unions (me)

He doesn’t love mamdani he’s just a starfucker.

this reminds me of the Islamic belief, at least what I was indoctrinated to believe, that Hagar gave birth to Ishmael entirely on her own, in the wild, & walked back to her home later that day. Coincidentally, Muhammad’s favorite daughter has a similar birth story.Back in the fields the same day

🚨 👇🏽One low key brilliant savage underappreciated move was @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social turning Trump into an FDR fan and making him appreciate the New Deal and how government helping people is good actually

this story has been so fun (cautiously)

he’s so happy lmfao what is happening this is a nice little treat before the horrors find us again tomorrow

It is so darkly funny that leading Democrats like @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social anc @schumer.senate.gov did everything the could not to endorse Mamdani, and he goes to the White House, doesn’t compromise on anything, and Trump is endorsing him with the “it’s okay bby you can call me a fascist” LIKE—-

I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week

Oop I got duped sorry I just find it very natural to assume the worst of everyone at all times sorry ♥️✨ it will happen again

The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation seems to be throwing some shade at ICE.

I must be fucking stupid bc I understand exactly what Ro Khanna is saying here (and I hope he meant it to be funny in an iykyk way bc I’m laughing) 😭

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

crying I know that we are NOT to memeify politics but the ironic turnaround on that barstool manosphere culture is so good lol

he’s not wrong but also if y’all’s God is in heaven that’s the last place I want to be lmao one way ticket to hell PLEASE

I know I use the word pious a lot. It is because I’m a former religious kid, the way some kids are former theater kids. We are cursed with the lingo and culture but the theater kids at least seem to be fine with this ??

I hate men so much and today I did a lot to exact revenge and it felt so good ♥️

YESSSSS MY PAKISTANI PEOPLE KNOW THIS MEME YESSSSSS!!!!!

Everyone quitting Gmail for Proton should be aware that Proton also has an 'ai' tool called Lumo. Apparently it can be disabled, but for me that's still crossing the line. At this point, I no longer trust any company that's using any kind of 'ai' horseshit anywhere. It'll be forced on you soon.

me when my teammate rolls -2 for charisma or whatever the fuck is going on in the DnD game I am held hostage in