Guys remind me I have to fry a fish tomorrow

I want the chocolate gelato milkshake from the Bellagio. Kbai.

Bigs has been learning to play guitar by himself, by ear, since September. He won’t use sheet music and doesn’t want lessons, he wants to hide in a room, not be perceived, and just riff until he figures it out. LMAO, if that isn’t the most stubborn Virgo thing ever.

Lmao I *promise* you neither needs an AI app to talk to you directly.

I had to drag in the trash cans in the rain today, but I also had to tip them upside down to drain out all the water inside first. 🤮 #reparations #justice4yooty

Panda just got a mean note from the neighbor for barking too much.

I have become a homemade Crunchwrap expert 😂

Atmospheric river begins 🌧️

When you get the can of Diet Coke with the ice slush 😭

It’s fine

She has been barking and harassing the household since 6am. Her breakfast is at 730am unless she bullies Bigs so much that he feeds them earlier.

Hey guess what, Panda never accepted the time change.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Sometimes you need a turkey sub.

Tiny lost his small corgi doll (that I got him in lieu of a Labubu) at his dad’s and this has now somehow become my problem/fault.

That McDonald’s cheapie value meal was medicinal tonight.

This is the most awful thing I’ve read from a parent in a long time. Pre-K is 4 years old. Math skills at that age is identifying and maybe numbers legibly to 10 and counting to 20 or higher. A PAGE of socio-emotional comments sounds like your kid is having issues in that area.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Kobe is a little taller than Panda and can jump quite high and apparently he found out that if he jumps and tugs he can pull off a loaf of bread from the kitchen counter. Panda narced him out bc she’s petty.

Kobe just massively puked on my bed. Good morning.

A local Catholic church’s kids were up at a church camp and the bus with like 80 kids flipped over on one of the windy mountain roads and I’m sick.

The chokehold that this Mexican chicken salad has on me right now…

It’s finally satsuma season, thank Christ.

Making good on our November goal - YootyMom and Dem Chirrens sent another donation to a different area food bank with our grocery savings.

I think a lot of the current public discourse (which is obviously driven by the patriarchy) has fundamental roots in the male inability to multitask.

It’s crazy this dude completely remanufactured pandemic conditions out of thin air.

We made it to Friday. Red beans and rice time (I ate at weird times today so I’m hungry early). Yes, that is kimchi on the side.

My Citrix and my Outlook going bonkers at the same time is some sign of the devil I’m sure.

McConnell orders the government to fully fund SNAP benefits for November immediately via TRO—written order to come. Any motion for a stay is denied. The Court will stand adjourned. Wow.

Orange County (with a lot of red areas) splitting about 55/45 YES on Prop 50 is wild.

Way to go Colorado in passing measures to bolster universal school meals! #feeddemkidz

Good evening

I want to note that I did *not* order Subway and instead made my own sandwich, (which was absolutely not the same), but we are sticking to our food pantry donation commitment.

More millennials and GenXer women in charge, please.

Tiny JUST had a growth spurt 2 weeks ago and it appears to have returned. I am tired.

Whooo the darkness is making the coyotes howl real bad.

Well done guys.

Honestly I really want a Subway sandwich now.

Throwback to Panda being a breakdancer

I can lie and say I like it like that, like it like that.

I am doing *great*

DJ Mustard at the stadium and Kendrick playing wall to wall is victory parade perfection. 💙

I have been mentally struggling lately and the guncles always know how to cheer me up.

Even if the SNAP contingency funds are released now, it will be a logistical NIGHTMARE getting this money out off the regular payment cycle and WHO gets the money and HOW MUCH gets disbursed is going to be ripe for political BS. All this could have been avoided if they PLANNED to tap the fund.

Monday morning before groceries means Tiny’s packed lunch is me just whispering “sorry” under my breath as each random item gets thrown into the bag.

Millennials really living the most unhinged timeline.