Yooty
@yooty.bsky.social
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Your favorite Internet raccoon. 🦝
Tell me you have teen/tween boys without telling me: “Mom can you play Trap Queen?”
about 7 hours ago
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My bestie is not a lawyer and I told him SCOTUS is hearing arguments on birthright citizenship and he is outraged lol.
about 9 hours ago
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I think Tang going to SCOTUS was supposed to be an intimidation move, but it had the opposite effect of making the justices bristle and try to at least put on the appearance of judicial independence.
about 9 hours ago
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I legitimately cackled
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about 12 hours ago
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The paperwork for international travel with 3 kids is insanity.
about 21 hours ago
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I aspire to be like this old Korean man eating an entire family size sashimi platter by himself in the HMart food court. Unbothered. Thriving.
3 days ago
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Omg I’m such an asshole. Happy birthday
@wstafrican.bsky.social
my soul sister bae!!
3 days ago
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I always forget my stylist does the finest foils on my hair. It’s stunning at the end but tedious.
3 days ago
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Audiobooks are so expensive!
3 days ago
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My brother hadn’t seen the kids in almost 2 months and we had dinner tonight and he did a double take when he saw Bigs bc he’s like as tall as him now (if not taller). 😂
5 days ago
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I am once again so full of KBBQ
5 days ago
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Omg
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6 days ago
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Tiny apparently open-palm slapped a kid at school during a heated game of Uno so… Uno reverse, bitch, I guess….
6 days ago
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311 and Dirty Heads are going on tour??? The 90s are so back LMAOOOOO
7 days ago
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The Guncles periodically send me new drinks to try as as part of my “ADHD girly pop needs 3 drinks at all times” regime and I’m cackling at this case of sugar free mocktails with some kind of mushroom health blend added in. I’m enjoying a strawberry guava situation with lion’s mane?
7 days ago
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Feeding my kids tonight entailed: 6 pieces of fried chicken 2 sushi rolls 2 egg rolls A family size bowl of cut fruit Carrots and cucumber Half a jug of Green Machine smoothie Hawaiian rolls Half an 8” layer cake.
7 days ago
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Imagine yelling at your lawyer on the phone and whole time they looking like this at the playground with their kid. 🤷🏻♀️
7 days ago
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When you get a male shopper (hard sigh) but you’re trying to be encouraging
7 days ago
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I have a parent teacher conference by Zoom and got so sucked into work that I didn't have time to shower or do anything so now I'm wearing a beanie on this call.
7 days ago
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I am so overstimulated today I could rip my skin off
8 days ago
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I’m eating cereal for dinner bc wtf was this day
8 days ago
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Sigh. Just so that everyone is clear, Iran is ENORMOUS. It’s bigger than Texas and California combined. With a ton of mountains. It’s also just as remote in terms of geographic location as Afghanistan (they share a border).
8 days ago
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There are so many leaf blowers going right now.
8 days ago
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Ugh, got all excited to eat this chicken salad with Club crackers and realizes these animals ate them all, so now i have to eat it with Ritz crackers.
8 days ago
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Apparently my nonexistent filter has made it to my redline comments and it’s making one of my very proper bosses LOL.
9 days ago
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I can confidently say after dealing with autonomous vehicles all day for work: Butlerian Jihad.
9 days ago
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Get you best friends who will simultaneously vouch you have bail money AND also text you live from their hunt for mini Trader Joe’s totes and asking you what color you want (lavender).
10 days ago
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When is
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
coming back? It’s hit the 90s on the West Coast and booty cheeks are out.
11 days ago
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Sus.
11 days ago
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Why is it so foggy
11 days ago
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What I love about artists like Bad Bunny and BTS blowing up is that they’re bringing classical/traditional music and instruments from their native culture and it’s so cool to see it blended with modern music.
12 days ago
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Kids learning to read is so weird. I was a phonetic reader so I couldn’t fathom trying to learn to read by sight, but I think Tiny is more of a sight reader???
12 days ago
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나를 버리고 가시는 님은 십리도 못가서 발병난다. Preach.
12 days ago
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The new BTS album is ruhl grown
13 days ago
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Kobe dragged a sack of dog food from the pantry to his donut bed, tore it open, and then gorged himself for how knows long. He looks like a potbelly pig.
13 days ago
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My eldest slammed shut his laptop last night and said “THANK GOD!” And I was like what happened? Bigs: “Afroman won his case.” 😂😂😂
14 days ago
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The soul yearns for Butlerian Jihad.
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14 days ago
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Omg the BTS comeback concert in Seoul has a HANBOK DRESS CODE
14 days ago
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This would also pay for SNAP for the next *2 YEARS* or the school lunch program for *a decade*
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14 days ago
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If the war so far is costing about $2 billion a day this means they’re thinking this is gonna go on WELL into the summer.
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14 days ago
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Not the grocery store clerk recognizing me 😂
15 days ago
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Can we not.
15 days ago
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Zombie Jason Momoa is back in Dunnnnneee
15 days ago
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Might just be here for the donuts, IDK
15 days ago
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Bringing me a quesadilla is sexy AF.
16 days ago
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State Capitol visit to Sacramento and Old Town Sacramento (made to look like the Gold Rush era). Grad Night at Disneyland.
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16 days ago
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I got redlines back today in 3 different colors in one document, but they were all pastel colors and I wanted to stab my eyes out.
16 days ago
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That’ll do, pig.
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16 days ago
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I got SO carsick in the Lyft this morning from the airport and the nausea has not gone away all day and I want to die. Or at least travel to a country where I can buy Zofran OTC.
16 days ago
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If I am wearing this striped shirt, I am 💯 at the office. It’s one of the 3 outfits shoved into my desk drawer. 😆
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16 days ago
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