Change your gender, become a poet, catapult yourself into the sun. There are no rules. You can do anything you want.

A friend would like to memorialize her beloved pet and needs certain linguistic assistance, probably from the type of people who excitedly shouted “look he’s got a jumja stick” while watching star fleet academy:

Somebody is trying to access my instagram. What the fuck.

A friend would like to memorialize her beloved pet and needs certain linguistic assistance, probably from the type of people who excitedly shouted “look he’s got a jumja stick” while watching star fleet academy:

Happy birthday to love

Him: (playing with my hair inexplicably, confused by the prompt) What are you thinking about right now? Me: well…I already have the testimony from the Tewksbury hearings, and if I make a list of the medical students who claimed to have purchased bodies for dissection, and the— where are you going?

Are you general jurisdiction? Because when we're together, I feel at home.

Happy Saint Valentine's day!

My great uncle died, still holding the phone when learned his older son died, in the very early days of AIDs. Grief wounds, like romantic heartbreak, but the latter is more aestheticly pleasing and thus consumable because it happens most often to the young and wantable.

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

How my sext finds you:

This is probably not how

What is this “go live” thing and why does it exist?

roses are red I would rather you died than to see you use (citation modified)

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

“For Jane”, by Charles Bukowski “what you were will not happen again the tigers have found me and I do not care”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

Name me a love poem that is not a sex poem.

Roses are red, Sandbar sharks are brown, Sandbar sharks mostly eat benthic invertebrates and fish, Sandbar sharks have a large dorsal fin, Wait what were we talking about again?

As always. Prove me wrong.

John Donne reaching God-level poetry by finishing a gorgeous love poem with commentary on tax policy 😅 www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50296/...

🌸💀🌸

let's stay together

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Nothing says 'I love you' like awkward conversations about resuscitation preferences 💕 But seriously—your person should know: ✅ Your wishes if you can't speak for yourself ✅ Where you keep important documents #deathpositive #healthcareproxy #advancedirective

This Valentine's Day, nothing says, "I Love You" like documenting your estate wishes with the one you love. (Part 1) #valentine #Wishes #deathpositive

Guillotines are the moderate solution

Organ Grinder on Street with Children Passing. French, ca. 1848. jstor.org/stable/commu....

It took FIVE YEARS, but OPAT has finally subpoenaed officers to testify. #bospoli "If the officers don’t show up, OPAT could take them to Superior Court and ask a judge to enforce the subpoenas. But it’s unclear exactly how that process would play out." www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/11/m...

When will I learn that if I feel miserable, ugly, hated, rejected, incompetent and beneath disdain for four to six days, followed by a ten hour window when I shouldn’t even share an elevator with a good-smelling man, it’s just foreshadowing

Is this

In a transcript order form: "Plaintiffs request the provider transcribe only those portions necessary for review of PURE QUESTIONS OF LAW." @f1whitney.coys.social have you ever seen any shit like this? Is this a thing?

This is actually how I sext:

When we say “spent money on an election” what does that actually mean? Where does the money go? Consultants? TV ads? Candidate travel and expenses? Straight up bribes? $2.6 billion is the size of the gluten free food industry. We know where that money goes: shipping, packaging, various gums.

This is how I sext:

Due to a terrible misreading of a hashtag, we prepared something to post tomorrow, then realised it was wrong. So today, let's celebrate #GalenTines Day. Here's what Galen of Pergamon (c129BCE-216BCE) had to say about the gynaecological anatomy which influenced physicians for over a millennium...

Anyways, during the holidays, I found that murder victim’s skull.

Millenials are 45 now, let them buy themselves a little treat ffs

For a while, in my early twenties, I lived with my childhood best friend. She had a sensitive stomach but drank midori sours and her go-to drunk food was dominos thin-crust pizza with chicken and extra cheese.

This is how I meteorology:

Got six inches, but it took all night; this morning some heavy breathing, still a bit sore.

We have juries in the US because it is a bulwark against government overreach. Don’t blow off jury duty.

This cause is ecologically important - please sign: my.uplift.ie/petitions/st... @uplift.ie

The idea that people have a single, unchanging, “real” “legal” name is a very recent invention. In Massachusetts, it was settled law that your name was what you called yourself, and what you were known by, and that was fine (so long as it was not fraudulent).

Administrative subpoenas intended to unmask critics of government action are just the tip of the speech-chilling iceberg. My latest at MS NOW: www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

“Are there any pets that won’t die?” “What happens to kids if ice takes them?” “Why do you have to work all the time?” “Why does daddy buy his shoulder medicine at the gas station?”

I hate everything and everyone, starting with myself. I hope I fall off something high up, and freeze on the way down, so I can shatter into a million meat pieces.

I am so miserable I went to bed (well, not bed, the place on the floor where I sleep) with my bra on.

Am I really even on a case if I haven't rage-cited 370 Mass. 787, 790?

I am so practiced at self-hatred, at loathing, myself so holistically, that today while throwing things and slightly yelling in my office, I briefly convinced myself that the judge ruled against my client because I am not pretty enough. (I didn’t even argue the motion).