“I would like for this to have existed in the universe” should enough of a reason to grow without hatred.

Separately, I do want to tell you—yes, you—that your bar trivia obsession is in its fourteenth fucking minute. I will find the right combination of words that makes you ashamed for ever liking it in the first place and I will laugh over the ashes of the industry. This is your only fucking warning.

I don’t understand the shape of Tim Legler’s skull

@anyuse.bsky.social 🫡 (re: wham!)

I felt so unsure When you took my reins and led me to that dance floor As the music died, something in your eyes Seemed to crave a desperate scene and all its chilling cries

not a good metric for comparison. spurs fans say "go spurs" but knicks fans have historically expressed the same emotions by posting "im going to blow my brains out"

pandering.

-France has a cultural work-around to make it all less painful, but it will never catch on in the puritanical United States.

-The only people who really enjoy it are teenagers, and that’s just for novelty; -It can lead to dangerous isolation in the elderly; -It’s really hard to dress well for any occasion; -It’s even worse in New England but a bit more tolerable on the west coast (so I have heard).

Straight people do have a month. It’s August. Because it’s supposed to be hot and fun. But there’s nothing creative or special going on. Everyone cool has escaped for something better. By the time it’s halfway over, it’s just sticky, sweaty, and uncomfortable, only tolerable with lots of alcohol.

cumgutta the hutt

I got me a car—it’s as big as a whale—and we’re headin’ on down to the lunch shack

I wanna know what lunch is

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

“It was like I had stepped through a door and locked it behind me.”

2022.

The principles of self-organization have some sobering lessons for the future of social media.

Copulating rats with peanut Moche, Phase IV, AD 450-600 Earthenware with slip paint

I worry about what I’m not saying

has Weird Al Yankovic yet written a song about the encroachment of craven marketing upon pop culture IP called “This is the W.A.Y.”?

is someone cosplaying as Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind at the Celtics game?

There is a massive lack of moral courage in our society

occasion

happy fucking earth day

release the nature photography

pasteles. get all the way to the other side of the room with your bananas boiled in fucking wax paper or whatever the fuck.

The Vanishing

Ronnie referencing the Richard Pryor “hit by a bus” joke has made my day

Delicious delicious treble damages.

when I mainline hours on a task like I hope to mainline LSD when I’m told "it’s terminal,” I like to run a tv show into the ground: watch it over and over again until I’m done or can recite the lines. Just sang along to the needle drop of Sammy Davis Jr.’s “Mr. Bojangles” in BILLIONS.

Ever closer. Seem to be making up two months for every one, which might mean I’ll be ready in two weeks to say something to more than just the two people I’ve said shit to. My shoulders only get more and more locked up. I can only turn my neck from eleven o’clock to four. Mostly I’m swinging wild.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Ok. So why didn’t it?

“In this episode we first aired in 1891, Herman Melville talks to Radiolab about the fascism inherent in the law of mutiny. We’ll be back in 158 years with a *brand new episode*, but for now, stick around.”

[Being crucified] Are you mad at me

chaotic good third from the left, third down

HALT AND CATCH FIRE deserves one thousand percent more of the cultural discourse than it ever received

a lot of people ask if there’s a launch button. there certainly is not. but there IS a button to keep you from launching…