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Tom Brokaw was SPECTACULARLY wrong.
“I would like for this to have existed in the universe” should enough of a reason to grow without hatred.
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Separately, I do want to tell you—yes, you—that your bar trivia obsession is in its fourteenth fucking minute. I will find the right combination of words that makes you ashamed for ever liking it in the first place and I will laugh over the ashes of the industry. This is your only fucking warning.
about 18 hours ago
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I don’t understand the shape of Tim Legler’s skull
about 18 hours ago
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@anyuse.bsky.social
🫡 (re: wham!)
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I felt so unsure When you took my reins and led me to that dance floor As the music died, something in your eyes Seemed to crave a desperate scene and all its chilling cries
1 day ago
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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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New York police investigate mysterious cases of people coming out of manholes
Investigation follows circulation of videos showing groups climbing out of sewer systems across the city at night
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/02/new-york-police-investigate-people-emerging-manholes
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lauren
3 days ago
not a good metric for comparison. spurs fans say "go spurs" but knicks fans have historically expressed the same emotions by posting "im going to blow my brains out"
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pandering.
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3 days ago
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ennie
3 days ago
-France has a cultural work-around to make it all less painful, but it will never catch on in the puritanical United States.
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ennie
3 days ago
-The only people who really enjoy it are teenagers, and that’s just for novelty; -It can lead to dangerous isolation in the elderly; -It’s really hard to dress well for any occasion; -It’s even worse in New England but a bit more tolerable on the west coast (so I have heard).
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ennie
3 days ago
Straight people do have a month. It’s August. Because it’s supposed to be hot and fun. But there’s nothing creative or special going on. Everyone cool has escaped for something better. By the time it’s halfway over, it’s just sticky, sweaty, and uncomfortable, only tolerable with lots of alcohol.
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cumgutta the hutt
6 days ago
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I got me a car—it’s as big as a whale—and we’re headin’ on down to the lunch shack
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9 days ago
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I wanna know what lunch is
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9 days ago
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Alex McMillan
12 days ago
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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ennie
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“It was like I had stepped through a door and locked it behind me.”
21 days ago
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2022.
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22 days ago
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columbo screenshots
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Sean Carroll
27 days ago
The principles of self-organization have some sobering lessons for the future of social media.
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Maddie
29 days ago
Copulating rats with peanut Moche, Phase IV, AD 450-600 Earthenware with slip paint
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youtu.be/8XSMUDipC9I?...
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Turner Doomsday Video, CNN's broadcast at the end of the world.
YouTube video by Captain hard times
https://youtu.be/8XSMUDipC9I?si=uZdBupaS_99b6t9B
29 days ago
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I worry about what I’m not saying
about 1 month ago
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has Weird Al Yankovic yet written a song about the encroachment of craven marketing upon pop culture IP called “This is the W.A.Y.”?
about 1 month ago
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is someone cosplaying as Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind at the Celtics game?
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
There is a massive lack of moral courage in our society
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occasion
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about 1 month ago
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happy fucking earth day
about 1 month ago
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release the nature photography
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about 1 month ago
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pasteles. get all the way to the other side of the room with your bananas boiled in fucking wax paper or whatever the fuck.
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about 1 month ago
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columbo screenshots
about 2 months ago
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The Vanishing
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about 2 months ago
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Ronnie referencing the Richard Pryor “hit by a bus” joke has made my day
about 2 months ago
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Nathan
about 2 months ago
Delicious delicious treble damages.
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about 2 months ago
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when I mainline hours on a task like I hope to mainline LSD when I’m told "it’s terminal,” I like to run a tv show into the ground: watch it over and over again until I’m done or can recite the lines. Just sang along to the needle drop of Sammy Davis Jr.’s “Mr. Bojangles” in BILLIONS.
about 2 months ago
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Ever closer. Seem to be making up two months for every one, which might mean I’ll be ready in two weeks to say something to more than just the two people I’ve said shit to. My shoulders only get more and more locked up. I can only turn my neck from eleven o’clock to four. Mostly I’m swinging wild.
about 2 months ago
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columbo screenshots
about 2 months ago
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Ernest Luckman
about 2 months ago
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Casey Newton
about 2 months ago
Ok. So why didn’t it?
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about 2 months ago
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“In this episode we first aired in 1891, Herman Melville talks to Radiolab about the fascism inherent in the law of mutiny. We’ll be back in 158 years with a *brand new episode*, but for now, stick around.”
about 2 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
about 2 months ago
[Being crucified] Are you mad at me
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chaotic good third from the left, third down
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about 2 months ago
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Hi. I'm Drew.
2 months ago
youtu.be/itdXnXatPtI?...
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Skeletor and Evil Lyn and Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny
YouTube video by isthishowyougoviral
https://youtu.be/itdXnXatPtI?si=i7uT__NRanufb5Zt
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HALT AND CATCH FIRE deserves one thousand percent more of the cultural discourse than it ever received
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2 months ago
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Temptations - Get Ready
YouTube video by MusicGoldCrown
https://youtu.be/A3Ix4hKSnxQ?si=dzhU05b2Npq_zK1b
2 months ago
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a lot of people ask if there’s a launch button. there certainly is not. but there IS a button to keep you from launching…
2 months ago
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