The worst thing that can happen to a 40-something on vacation is to realize he didn't bring sweatpants with him. Canada sure is nice though.

Figured that GameStop would try to purchase eBay within two weeks of me selling on it for the first time.

Anyone using Hardcover to track their reading habits? Started using it recently but I don't know anyone over there. Friend me up, I guess. hardcover.app/@psionstorm

Absolute fire. youtu.be/Vo73AyUfVz0?...

The most important stat of the season.

This is the best this team has looked since the first week of the season. #LGM

Today is a tough one.

Happy Alien Day folks! Check out my round-up of all sorts of Xenomorph news - including the Alien Isolation 2 teaser! youtu.be/qusR6gCaXM0 #alienday #alienisolation2

I tend to agree with everything she wrote. The team consistently has Mendoza's back in post-game interviews. Every coach on the team is brand new. Firing Mendoza and asking a coach that's been there two months (or bringing in a new one) isn't going to fix the issues.

Holy hell we won a game.

Just wondering... has Tommy Pham actually hit the ball once since his call-up?

This happened again today, and I am irate.

One of the worst feelings in the world has to be opening up an otherwise normal looking banana and finding out that it is, in fact, bruised as fuck.

I just ate an entire box of Mac and cheese, by myself, so I'd say the night shift depression has settled in sooner than expected.

I am not of the "Fire Mendy/Fire Stearns" camp. I think that's absolutely ridiculous and immature for someone to assume it'll fix all of the problems the Mets are having. How could anyone assemble this team and not expect them to play better than they are?

This is going to be a rough first night.

Shout-out to the person that filmed this in 16:9, just so someone could ruin it in 9:16.

I'll accept your thanks ahead of my upcoming schedule change.

I am about to have a fight with Hewlett Packard.

Listen to me talk about movies i own in a dead media format youtu.be/4daYcd5euWE?...

Dental anxiety is the worst.

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

In search of a power drill attachment that I can stick up my nostril to somehow clean out all of the allergens that seem to be getting cozy up there.

I dropped Agustin Ramirez for Francisco Alvarez on my fantasy team. I hope I don't regret it.

Per Mike Puma, Juan Soto says he has a minor strain in his calf and is going day by day. No decision yet on IL.

Latte & Matcha

My coworker is sick and if he gets me sick two days before I go away on a long weekend I will throw him off the roof into the sound.

I can't wait to have Opening Day ruined at work.

yeah, that's kinda how i feel about the country right now, good job

Hell yeah #LFGM

The most diabolical thing a cat can do to you is lay on your lap when you have things to do.

Gonna miss hearing his voice over the airwaves.

Well, bed time at 8pm was glorious until my father called me at 10pm to tell me the route home from work was closed due to an accident. He didn't know it was my day off, and he was trying to do something nice for me (and I really appreciate it). Scared the hell out of me though.

I really want to watch the WBC tonight, but I'm freaking tired. I might go to bed at 8 o'clock.

But still no Jackie Daytona.

Signs of spring, ranked. An older comic. Feel free to argue with my ranking.

Riker says "What's up?"

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

Team USA assuming it had already advanced in the WBC really is on brand on so many levels.

Happy MAR10 Day! Want to learn all about his history? Check out my sort of-docu series about it! Its fun! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

It seems that both Panama and Puerto Rico have forgotten how to throw strikes. But man this is an awesome game. #WorldBaseballClassic

@anyuse.bsky.social I believe Pantsgate has infiltrated the World Baseball Classic.

Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

It is 1pm. I have been at work for 90 minutes and I have already reached the "violent shaking of people" portion of my day.

And now, your moment of zen.

It's not ideal that I am hungry at 10:30 at night. I am old and need to go to bed.

Of course it would be another catastrophic Saturday at work. Can't even watch a baseball game in peace.

We play baseball today! #LGM