I would like to personally award Afroman the Bluesky Medal of Valor for Exemplary Service in Bringing Back Shame

*Layne Staley voice*

this absolutely wrecked me

This is the kind of good news I needed today.

Let’s go Venezuela! Baseball is kind of fun sometimes!

Wait for which part of it

There is no sugar coating that an entire class of scientists will never be trained and some important discoveries that could drastically change people’s lives are just never going to happen

Somebody check on Wayne Brady please #aewrevolution

I love Toni’s butt based offense. #AEWRevolution

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

What an absolutely joyless bunch and a sad way to squander the amazing joy and energy of the World Baseball Classic. This team can piss up a rope, and are ample evidence that MLB players should be kept from participating in the Olympics. FOH with this vibe.

This game has turned incredibly silly. Shambles for Leeds.

God, this is so sweet

I hate blaming a ref for a game, but this game is chippy and it is the ref’s fault. #RSL

A week ago, we lost one of us in a tragic and senseless event. Natalie Graves was a long time supporter with Rogue Cavaliers Brigade in section 9. Her loss is felt throughout the Riot and all of the stadium.

Scarves up when the clock hits 69. gofund.me/26fc9c0bf

My grandmother was blind and so my aunt would fill out her voting ballot for her. My aunt always told my Gram, “you voted for Merrill Cook again” and it always made my Gram laugh because my grandmother was a staunch democrat.

Since these attacks are unidentified we cannot rule out that the Sea Peoples have returned.

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

The Utah Jazz got fined half a million dollars for holding Bam Adebayo to 23 points

Have you taken action yet to #FundLibraries? We don't have much time left to gather signatures in the House of Reps. in support of federal library funding in FY 2027! Take action and show up #ForOurLibraries by emailing your House Rep today: https://www.ala.org/advocacy/show-up-for-our-libraries

It is insane to me that because people who don't live in SLC threw a hissy fit, the street I LIVE ON will never get better and I will have to watch traffic accidents happen once a week until I move. www.sltrib.com/news/2026/03...

Ya'll should get some dope stickers!

As a Utahn, it is imperative that we end the spread of Utah culture, but I fear it is already too late. It’s too infectious

This is what peak male performance looks like

When I watched a smiling Lionel Messi applauding Trump’s cartoon villain bloodlust, I thought about Muhammad Ali going on international television to deliver his poem condemning the Attica prison massacre, telling the world that fascists would never conquer the human spirit.

Did BLACKPINK sample No Dunks? 🤯 ➡️ youtube.com/shorts/xXAb-0im0kA

It’s like they’re mocking the memory of Panera death lemonade

I accidentally went to the record store during a Harry Styles event. It was a lot.

I know that Ra Ra Riot’s first album is almost 20 years old, but damn, it still hits.

My recap is exhaustive of the 1,000+ bills introduced in the 2026 Utah legislature. I've put a lot of work into it, so I hope you find it helpful! www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?

ahh yes my favorite cleveland song!

This is why libraries need to keep their physical magazines. Gift link defector.com/lost-recipes...

Midsommar Kyle Fletcher. #AEW

I know I am alone on this, but I do not care for Thekla. She seems like she is clenching everything all the time and I find her stressful.

Dude. Hechicero and Mox. I love AEW.

My grandpa delivered beer to Salt Lake bars (for Fisher beer and a lucky Lager) and eventually worked at the oil refinery. Other grandpa is a Scottish mystery- I have no idea what he did.

Someone is living their best life BLASTING the Dave Matthews Band at 11 pm on a Tuesday night. Love that for them.

I hate to be that guy, but promising over-compliance didn’t work. Mayor Mendenhall can say that SB 195 was worse than SB 242, but in both cases, UDOT takes over the design of arterial and collector streets in SLC

I have to admit that this retro NBA game is really doing it for me.

PUT THE CAAAAR BACK HOW IT WAS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Mt... Holy crap, this entire skit feels so validating that it's not just me screaming into a void. Stop reinventing simple controls, especially safety-related items that should've stayed as simple, physically-connected pulls!!!

Where was Luke Kornet when the NBA allowed Miles Bridges back onto a team? Is he trying to make changes that protect sex workers? Or is this just about his personal sense of what objectification is?

Christian nationalism is modern measles.

As a Utahn, I would really prefer that we are left alone to our weird little devices.

Claude, it appears you killed my candidates Checking... You're right. I want to be clear, this is important--I killed your candidates.

The White House’s new message to Americans: maybe you should all just shut up and die you pieces of shit.

My non soccer watching husband every Sunday, “Once again I have a question about the how the clock works.”