Teddy Pendergrass has 2 separate album covers where he's wearing a scarf in such a way that I always think he has an arm injury. That is 2 more such albums than any other artist has

a coworker just asked IT to sort an excel chart for him. On a thread with several other coworkers on it. Doesn't even know enough to feel shame

Did they sell skin tight boot cut jumpsuits off the rack in the 70s or did every rock star need to get those custom made?

You're a legend! Keep shining bright! 😊

"They're like the Cocteau Twins, but commercial!" I say to a 27 year old who immediately calls the police

I can never remember whether ABBA or Ace of Base is the Nazi one. Both?

Remember that band The Sundays? What's the youngest person who gets the reference, "The band 'The Sundays?'"

If you want to understand the past, one thing you need to confront is that this was Billboard's #3 hit for the entirety of 1955. I don't know how to process it either

When I'm alone I pronounce "probably" "parbobly." It feels good but I'd never do it in front of another person.

jj redick subbing in maxi kleber, who hadn't played all game, for rui hachimura with the season on the line and the lakers down 3

Just because Peaches & Herb had 7 different "Peaches" doesn't mean Herb was murdering them all. That's just a common, unconfirmed, assumption people make

Logs on. Sees people talking about mothers and, for some reason, ballsacks. Logs off.

They really fucked up by not having a camera on the trombone player for the entirety of this song youtu.be/F-b-AQXEFEw?...

I watched Crime 101 and I am offended that they thought they needed to make a worse version of the Town but about Los Angeles

As each new model run comes in, it seems more possible that we are witnessing history. The latest NMME (North American Multi-model Ensemble) forecasts the strongest El Niño on record, with the white shading +3°C or higher (+5.4F) anomalies covering an immense section of the Central-East Pacific. 1/

Early 60s music: good 80s music: also good 80s early 60s revival music: some of the worst shit ever recorded

I also find myself worrying "what if trump isn't fantasizing about the ballroom but the bunker." Like some weird pharaoh shit

Even if blue states counter-gerrymander red states it will still be a huge reduction in black representation in congress, Everything is the worst form of everything right now

James Harden isnt his actual name. It's a nom de guerre for actual passion, the shame hard-on

Mike you cold as hell for this

the 76ers should suffer all the anti-tanking penalties, no matter how far they get in the playoffs. forever

The Palm Tree:

I love when you stub your toe and it sends you the message to go get comfortable, it's going to take a minute to put the full pain ensemble together before it sends it up to you to appreciate in full.

If the Doctor tells you that James Harden might just be the solution to your problems, just go ahead and call your estate attorney

James Harden with more turnovers than made shots for the 2nd straight game & the 4th time this postseason. 9 made FG, 11 turnovers, 10 assists in 2 games this series.

I absolutely support a multi-billion dollar project to install ghosts in the White House. That place should be a top 10 most haunted spot in the world. The president should be chased by more ghosts than Pac Man, constantly

Meanwhile the California grid now boasts the equivalent of 12 nuclear power plants worth of batteries -- the total cost of which was, I suspect, less than a single nuclear plant.

RIP Ted Turner. You lived 10 years after I assumed you had died

I think a lot has to do with how the deficit matriculated over the course of the game. You go down twenty early and never get closer than that, you got killed. You fall apart in the fourth after playing tough all game, not so bad. You go from down 30 to losing by 15 off scrubs late, doesn't count.

What is the specific point deficit that constitutes a "blowout" in the NBA? Has it changed as scoring has increased over the seasons? How does time on the clock factor in? Has there been an enclave of Blowout Studies at Sloan in the past?

it's cool how every window in windows has optimized its header bar so much that you have to spend time finding the 2 pixel area that isn't something else in order to move the window

if he dies and returns to life with a taste for human flesh would that make him rudy ghouliani

González on the Celtics looks like he used to wear a letterman jacket in high school & bully the shit outta Parker Lewis before Parker’s outsized diplomacy & emotional maturity for his age led them to become very close friends in the second season.

This would be a pretty devastating series loss for the Celtics in their attempt to catch up in the most important NBA stat

Bill Maher not used to hearing people laugh

A child born the day Lehman Brothers went under will be able to vote this November

NOTHING TO SEE HERE www.ft.com/content/989d...

Watched this movie last night and there was very little driving. He mostly sat in a car. Even less war. The black-market tech predator does not use tech, or a market. He targets local businesses, not corporations, and his next move was never going to save her. I rate the description .5 stars

It's nuts that Joaquin Pheonix didn't make a Bill Evans biopic when he was in prime Bill Evans look alike years

Listening to jazz podcasts being like "Oh wow. Angine de Poitrine. I guess people like weird music now? Good for them. No I mean it. Congratulations. I wear a suit and tie whenever I play weird music. To 50 people on a good night. Im not bitter though. Good on you. Moving on!..."

The weirdest Garth Marenghi outtake: youtube.com/shorts/SXipc...

He's wrong. Nobody has said that was a great series

What if Tetsuo stopped growing/killing people in Akira though? What if the state just had to make space for a 50 foot tall baby blob? They'd probably get him a job as a TV host or something, right? He'd interview Ninja Warrior contestants "why not climb the warped wall with your 50 tentacles hands?"

Wtf. Insurance companies? I thought you were cool????

I read a very compelling argument that when this weasel chewed through a cable and unexpectedly shut down the Large Hadron Collider’s 17-mile particle accelerator in April 2016, that’s when our reality went haywire. I have yet to hear a more persuasive explanation. Not even really joking.

If you ever find yourself trying to pick the perfect book to cradle in your glam shot for your sympathetic newspaper profile, know that you've already lost

Slen, a plan, a canal, panels.

Medicaid is not "free lunch" it is single payer healthcare already only available to the poorest pregnant people, children, seniors, and disabled people!

Thank God we have modern media keeping power in check, guys. Imagine if they just sucked up to power