As always we're all left wondering whether turtle's all the way down

let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election

Today I learned that there is a scent museum near me. A museum of scents

I think it's wrong to attempt to judge a person's intelligence from their teeth. HOWEVER,...

I just dont understand how I'm supposed to take the Lakers seriously as title contenders when half the team could miss an entire playoff series because a single jalapeño fell into their team meal

I’m currently down on Capitol Hill. Patriot Front, a white supremacist group, got on the Metro and has left the area

I identify as an American still. I just hate myself a lot more

Oh, is it your birthday? Grow the fuck up, nobody gives a shit. You've just been failing for an extra year, loser. Check out the old ass loser over here!

That sense of anxiety you get when you think of a new angle to make fun of how white the Lakers are at 1 AM and are worried you wont remember during prime delivery hours. Because you've finally accepted that you are pretty stupid all things considered. Which is healthy in its own way

BOOM!!!!! haha did I surprise you? Happy America! Ps boom BOOM boomboomboom happy Ameriboom

If the wine fights the sauce, swap the wine — not the recipe.

The cookie in my mouth

I know this is probably a stepping stone to finding the money to sign a forward, but of course Pelinka can only get there by trading a big for another shooting guard

new metaphor just dropped

Did anyone else think it was weird when they consummated the wedding on stage?

FILM IDEA: Fast & The Furious v. Alien. The first movie in the series is cool but the real payoff is when The Fast & the Furious Friends befriend the xenomorphs in the sequel to fight, like, a French Canadian mob boss or something

Look, we may not agree on every detail but at least we're all on the same page abput one thing: the most important mode of praxis is choosing which sports team you root for

Alice Coltrane's first album was titled, "El Nutto"

Real ones get it

Going through my vinyl collection making sure I have digital versions of everything also and.... I have 12 Norman Connors albums, and still missing the one I'm looking for. Incredible to ponder the economics of jazz in the 70s

I love the album Placebo by the band Placebo. No, not the other album Placebo by the other band Placebo! I hate them for destroying the search engine optimization of the original album Placebo by the original band Placebo!!!! MAY THEY ROT IN HELL

THIS is the unnecessary rule change the NBA should add. Arbitrary game length

Is anything to do at the Freedom 250 fair other than the carousel and the crappy food tents? I feel like Ive been to farmers markets with more entertainment options than I've seen in these photos.

Everyone parks their boats on Twitch now

Do you like jerking off into your hand and then throwing the rapidly cooling ejaculate at passersby? Become a pundit!

Is there another definition for "marina" than a parking lot for boats or do I just have a different conception of normal socializing spaces?

Thinking through every book I read while getting a degree in literature and I feel confident that no book has ever been written about friendship

Post 2000s Clippers eras, ranked: 1- Odom era 2- Lob City era 3- Elton Brand era 4- Kawhi era

what supposed problem is this attempting to fix

This is a very important consideration.

Important debate: Better weekday for a 3 day weekend: Monday or Friday?

The zombie apocalypse will be traced back to desperate fair-goers drinking the reflecting pool water

I had season tickets to Jaylen Brown's college season. I love him. I also find myself thinking things like, "Is Jaylen Brown the greatest Rudy Gay the world has ever seen?"

Unpopular opinion: Streams and Podcasts are not the same thing and should be kept separate. - I dont listen to a podcast hoping to hear the podcaster talk with the idiot tryhards hoping to get noticed in chat - I view streams directly to be the idiot tryhard trying to get noticed in chat

this guy is a paid plant by European blueskyers trying to get an edge in the food argument trenches

what...what do they think cern is? what

So every team outside OKC, The Knicks and the Spurs except The Warriors and Nuggets has decided that they need to tear down or make a desperate HR swing move, and you know the Warriors are cooking something up

Beloved poster CJ Fogler does not recognize Angine de Poitrine and should be canceled

Here's a fun exercise: look at every deal the Lakers passed up since the Westbrook deal because they didnt want to give up 2 picks, let alone the 4 they gave up to sign Walker Kessler today. They probably could have traded for him years ago for less

Don't let the Lakers' whiteness distract you from the fact that they have approximately 30 minutes of Forwards on the roster. Half convinced Pelinka still thinks LeBron and AD are on the team

Salt Lake(rs) City

Lakers so white they're changing their name to the Celtics

In a sane world (an alt reality) today's dissents would sufficient to warrant Thomas, Gorsuch and Alito's impeachment and removal from office. If you defy the plain words, meaning, intent, history, precedent of a black letter constitutional injunction u are abusing your power and should be removed.

The bubble championship was the culmination of 1 great season where everything worked out perfectly for the team followed by a shortened season with weeks off offseason that didn't work out, leading to the wild overcorrection of the Westbrook trade that the team never recovered from.

I'm excited to hear what LeBron really thinks of Rob Pelinka in the coming years

It's a bold move but you have to admit that if LeBron can lead the Charlotte Hornets to a title his legacy will finally be settled

The right to discriminate now supercedes basically all other rights under this SCOTUS.

Dont worry, America. Nobody came to my 250th birthday party either

"Impregnable" sounds like something capable of being impregnated, and yet....