Homemade quesadillas deserve more respect on the cheap quick meal chart

I apologize but I will not be answering any questions for today's media day. You'll just have to check in during the season to see what I'm up to

"Mister Beast" is how Igor from Frankenstein pronounces "masturbate"

when you miss twitter this is what you miss

No, that can't be right. If camp or preseason was beginning that would mean it's almost October, and that's clearly not true. It's mid-August at the latest. Pretty sure

Via WNBA PR: Minnesota Lynx head coach Cheryl Reeve has been suspended.

Put together some thoughts here. In an earlier time he would have been the kind of writer being paid $5 a word by magazines to go write about whatever he pleased. And no one would be pissed off or jealous about it either. www.welcometohellworld.com/life-is-a-pr...

Kaleb Horton RIP.

Go find something Kaleb Horton wrote and read it. Then show a friend. The world will be better for it

I watched Superman. I dont know. Seemed like more random shit thrown on the screen than an essential plot.

Starting to experiment with lyric writing. I think it's going well so far.

I gotta sell more .mp3s because I just found out my stupid domain name is getting (even) more expensive veryimportant.lawyer

DO WE EVEN NEED TO PLAY THE SEASON?

The Lakers have announced a new addition to JJ Redick’s coaching staff

Cronenberg wept lmao

Is the proposed tariff on drugs supposed to be related to Trump's efforts to reduce drug prices? Because I think theres some fundamental flaw in the connection between these 2 things

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

Comey shouldve hooped instead of tryna get Trump elected cause he tall as hell!

HDTV to start airing Alex Garland's CIVIL WAR 20 hours a day beginning October 3rd

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

I am going to delete this and already regret anyone seeing it, but posting it helps me realize that everything I post is a result of a deep troubling hatred of all humanity: James Co-ME????

JJ Reddit

My main takeaway of the Riyadh Comedy Festival is imagining Louis C.K. needing to get an official permit before masturbating in front of anybody

I don't listen to much contemporary country but whenever I hear it the main thing that stands out is the auto-tune, and that I'm not sure I'm supposed to be noticing the auto-tune?

How the fuck you looking to ChatGPT for AI companionship when you coach LeBron James, who is a Terminator from 2130 who returned to our time to prevent the 2016 Warriors from winning the title (the primary motivator of the anti-Skynet rebellion of 2034)

Over under on the date of him dropping his first "I like to do my own research" then, separately, appearing on a podcast with Aaron Rodgers

Wow that's an edit

The world needs Dave Matthew's Band more than ever before

UC Berkeley www.reuters.com/world/us/uc-...

Wasn't twitter valued at $44 billion earlier this year

I finally got a cortisone shot for my thumb, which has been unusable since May and now my entire hand is useless

It's too early for NBA press conferences. This is illegal

well, it's not a clip but

How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.

What does "Sexual Matador" even mean? He avoids being gored until he can stab her to death? Sounds masculine!

Why does this make him sound like a phone with a new dedicated AI button nobody wants

[THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE] My phone has an automated feature wherein any time it detects the words "Peter Thiel" and "biblical prophecy" in the same paragraph all external communication is frozen for one (1) day. Please excuse my absence from discussions for this duration. Thank you

Questions being raised, gang

My guess is all that comes of Kimmell's return is that Stephen Miller and a phalanx of ICE goons will storm the show, Miller will murder Kimmell and then eat his heart live on air.

And they gave them their own BART Station

Colma is a weird ass city.

Hey, dumbasses, the Rapture only affects 144,000 people. You, on the other hand, are still going to have to go to work in the fallen fucking world, just like every Tuesday.

I appreciate the Denver Airport's innovations in their airport security system. Truly found a way to make every aspect of it less efficient. Would not have thought it possible

Oh, absolutely. You're the first people into the shuttle so you should sit in the seats immediately next to the door. That's how things work.

Colorado is impinging on my first amendment right to defraud innkeepers