He looks like he's wearing a mask of human skin and also he should be remembered as one of the greatest enemies the Republic has ever suffered

The weather is currently such that if I work out then shower I have to sit next to a fan for 30 minutes or my hair wont dry

My favorite part of the Dune trailer was the monkey. Can't wait to see what hijinks the monkey gets up to.

The discourse around OBAA has been funny to me because I went and read “Vineland,” which is much more centrally about the Perfidia character’s tormented romantic relationship with the fascist, TV turning revolutionaries into passive zomboids, and it all ends with Reagan defunding the feds.

We posting our favorite Irish bands? www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGms...

What kind of alien apocalypse do you think accompanied the meteor that blew up over Ohio? My money's on the BROOD, the X-Men villains that traveled via giant space shark

It was loud. Someone already uploaded the sound but it doesn’t do it justice. youtu.be/XCMNiThd_BA

Happy Street Patrick day!

Wonder how my life might have turned out if my natural energy level didnt spike at 11pm, and I had to fight it like a python emerging from my toilet every night

he should stop at 10 out of respect

Luka Doncic only need 11 made 3 pointers to completely upturn Lakers history by claiming their single season 3 pointer record from home-town hero, D'Angelo Russell

swatch3893: colors: 1:r=168, g=150, b=163 2:r=71, g=46, b=18 3:r=141, g=199, b=125 4:r=220, g=160, b=173

Banksy doesnt want people to know who he is because he is actually Chappy, the robot

Apparently I overslept and it's now late August.

mike really should have stepped aside and let timmy take this one outta respect, tbh

Idea: basically ANDOR except it's about the politics of the Dark Souls universe and it's called "ANOR" (as in Anor Londo)

Welcome to the Broad and Erratic Patchwork of Severe Weather Era, gang! Hope you like it because we're going to be here for a while!

What is this and why is Kevin Durant outside????

SEE!

I dont expect a large section of the populace to be conversant with Elden Ring/Souls streaming content. It's probably better if they aren't. BUT

Name a film Denzel Washington is bad in

Did you know they make protein maxxed ice cream. The thing that confuses me most about this is that I'd make awful character in a parodic dystopian novel, and yet Im clearly in one. Im just a character muttering, "well thats too stupid to be real" constantly. What's the utility of this?

i’m sorry but this morning i finally got around to marty supreme and i learned from a reply to a post this afternoon that the film’s mr rockwell is a shark tank guy and tonight i’m seeing that irl this guy is klingon nba hip hop darth vader? do i not understand what shark tank is?

C'mon. It's going to be a lot more than just the next couple days.

Oh my fucking God, @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social @sethrosenthal.bsky.social !!!!

I've been saying for years that if the Lakers can just get Marcus Smart to match Jokic's scoring output, they'd have no problem beating the Nuggets and maybe the world will finally listen to me

Solid chunk of names

Here is my idea for a movie: ANNIHILATION 2, featuring Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc

congratulations to the new Baghdad pope, may they reign long

AS I WAS SAYING

I've started thinking of Bezos as Salieri to the Wapo's Mozart. He only inserted himself to see the beautiful dead

Journalists should be looking into real news stories, like why Bari Weiss has to support her head with her hand as though she was actually a recovering phantom of Sleepy Hollow. What happens if you drop your hand, Bari? BARI? ANYONE?

Haitian woman, 31, dies alone at Pittsburgh bus stop days after ICE released her to the streets far from home to perish. Rest in power, Daphy Michel: migrantinsider.com/p/the-loneso...

Mike Breen: “Still waiting on the replay review ruling from The Eye in Secaucus. Sure looks like Boromir was the last to touch the ring, which would be TERRIBLE for the Kingdom of Man” Richard Jefferson: “Can’t try the Witch-king of Agmar right there, they call him the Gates of Mordor for a reason”

Ok, but Duncan Robinson doesnt get a lot of minutes

Modes of sports enjoyment: -nothing to lose: Anything bad or good happening is fun -very good: everything sucks except the absolute confirmation we are very good -kind of good: everything sucks except the absolute confirmation we are very good -absolute confirmation we are good: joy at others pain

"CJ McCollum has tied Magic Johnson for career assists" coming any day now

Nba math has broken down entirely at this point

Give Gary Payton on defense a beard and long hair and give mj some horns

Gandalf incredible going to the hoop. Just absolutely getting whatever he wants out there.

Hey guys, let's workshop a joke together: Basic premise combines Gandalf screaming "You shall not pass" with the fact "Balrog" sounds like "Ball hog"

Dude has the rubbery complexion and moral compass of Seath the Scaleless

Fascinating

This year Pi day falls on Saturday so offices all around the country are observing today, Pi-day the 13th.

We are experiencing, yet again, the dire effects of dependence on fossil fuels. It's unfolding all around us, like a preschool lesson some deity arranged specifically to patiently teach us the lesson. Is any organized constituency making that point? Are average Americans hearing it?

It was disrespectful to the memory of Kobe Bryant for the Celtics to win the 2008 championship. They should turn that title over to the Lakers in addition to the 2024 title, as compensation for lost time.

This is so so upsetting. So Grammerly is violating the memory of bell hooks AND making AI versions of the rest of us before we're even dead. Someone tell me who to sue, not even joking.

Came into the game averaging 18.9 points

Holy shit