Thanks i hate it

Always find the local angle.

"import your contacts" are you out of your god damn mind

I think a big reason all these chuds are losing their minds about The Odyssey casting is because they convinced themselves Christopher Nolan was one of them.

I would kill for a good potato, egg, and cheese taco.

Six bagels later, I finally figured out where I stand on Seattle's New York-style deli.

Being a rationalist sounds miserable.

About the only thing the Democratic Party and Republicans can agree on is that they both hate the left.

The worst kind of dog shit.

If hantavirus asks if you've been vaccinated, tell it "My attorney advised me to remain silent and not answer any questions.” Answering yes gives hantavirus probable cause to search your immune system.

Jason Voorhees, 1989:

All is right in the world again.

Oops

Welcome to ESPN. Here is your copy of the Savannah Bananas gameday program and a season pass to Monday Night RAW for some reason.

b-b-b-but Howard Schultz moved to Florida!!!!!!! Seattle is dying! X told me.

Has a photo ever summed up a program better?

[somber voice] Nerds.

I think a lot of people just like to blame Lefties for a lot of things because its easier to do than admitting how far gone Republicans are and how little they did to stop them.

Got a speeding ticket in Castle Creek, NY coming home from college and I will never forgive that piece of shit hamlet.

You’d need a wide circumference and a medium-to-large center. I think we can do this.

Clay’s Fox deal expires pretty soon, too

Tough scenes in Philly after the Sixers were swept by the Knicks.

ESPN content president Burke Magnus statement to Awful Announcing denying the San Francisco Standard report: “We have too much respect for Coach Kerr. We were not even going to engage until he made a decision on coaching.”

Not a big fan of gender reveals but if you're gonna do, you might as well be creative.

I am appreciating all the jokes about Laurelhurst, but you just know they're gonna be so fired up to dump all their money on the shittiest centrist C-suite candidate possible in the next Seattle mayoral election.

Finger on the pulse

BREAKING: I am enjoying Widow’s Bay.

I wholly disagree with the premise we’ve hit peak bagel. If anything we’re just at the beginning of a good bagel scene. Good piece, though

WE [RETROACTIVELY] WANT BAMA

Seattle Times: "Why aren't our leaders doing more to address our housing crisis???" Mayor Wilson/YIMBY's: "We will make it easier to build more housing everywhere for everyone!" Seattle Times: "Wait, wait, not like that!"

Set the sarcasm phasers to kill on this one

This took me way too long to compile. Please read.

damn @seankeeley.bsky.social this is thick snark even by your standards

Everyone remembers that Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless used to yell at one another, but... there are no iconic moments. No memes from that era continue to populate social media platforms or Slack channels. There isn’t a single debate, take, or zinger that has stood the test of time.

As usual Syracuse takes the lead on mending the fraught relationship between USA and Canada.

Seattle deli Zylberschtein’s ends weekday service (for now) while Loxsmith looks to wholesale.

HBO usually gets the credit for playing The Beastmaster ad nauseum but TBS was no slouch in that department. R.I.P. Ted Turner.

celebrating the life and legacy of ted turner by watching the day after tomorrow from the 45-minute mark until it ends

rip ted turner, he taught me it was ok to watch the shawshank redemption every rainy saturday afternoon

No site will ever scratch the itch for me like Videogum.

As you do

Get ready to be frustrated all over again.