Dr. Daryl Gross rolling over in his grave

Thomas Jefferson never got on a plane without his cravat.

I will admit to many frailties and flaws. I am far from perfect and have made plenty of mistakes and there are plenty of things I am bad at. You could not pay me enough to declare that I am incapable of composing my own insults.

Gonna start doing this at Awful Announcing too

10 Things You Need To Know Before Watching The Final Season Of Stranger Things That Aren't Necessarily Connected To Stranger Things But Are Just Good Pieces Of Information To Have In Your Back Pocket When Engaging With The World Around You So That You Can Make Informed Decisions Based On Facts

I’m very late on this but I gotta say the first half of Eddington felt like the first time I’ve ever watched a movie that actually captured all the minutia of the world I live in and how we live it.

What would Tebucky Jones think of all this?

The good news is that Syracuse beating Clemson only gets funnier as the weeks go on.

Just want to get back to the glory days

Lingering on Fran Brown during this is just cruel lol

Time to establish the run, Syracuse.

Thank god Syracuse disbanded its football program in 2016.

I was simply ahead of my time

This story somehow gets more sports media-centric.

Thoughts?

you know what? good advice.

How AI is shaking up the novelty socks industry:

I was part of the judging panel that declared Dallas-based Starship Bagel as the Best Bagel at BagelFest. I figured I'd give an inside look at how it all went down.

It's still conventional wisdom among pundits that Republicans beat Democrats because Democrats are too focused on transgender people and our rights, but voters are quickly realizing it's the other way around. You banned a middle schooler from field hockey and guess what? Johnny still can't read.

Seattle Nice Interviews Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson! We discuss homelessness, the budget deficit, bus lanes, police accountability and more with Seattle's next mayor. publicola.com/2025/11/20/s...

It’s the music-less, graphic-less, 12-second slow driving scene for me.

General Illness was one of the most underrated Wu affiliates. Had a couple of great verses on that first Sunz of Man mixtape.

The protagonist in a fantasy novel before they answer the call:

Wild

Finally, people can start talking about Shedeur Sanders.

I survived BagelFest 2025

Maybe we need to worry less about Stranger Things and worry more about The Rule of Law Things.

The Tony Romo broadcasting experience has been a wild ride

After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity

GRADE! GRADE LIKE THE WIND!

Good point, where do I sign up?

I feel like becoming The Party of Nazis and Pedophiles is, in fact, not a winning strategy. I would advise against it.

Oh man I got so excited for a second…

It’s been really fascinating to see Katie Wilson’s status as a renter and transit rider be used against her in the role of *checks notes* mayor of an city.

I would love to see a list of 5 things Bruce Harrell did to make substantive change in Seattle

Finally visited the legendary Teaneck Road Hot Bagels…

“Do you understand how grammar works?” is what I would tell one of my writers if they submitted this.

I admire JFK Airport, who is surely aware of cup holders and the ability to put chargers at most seats and chooses to chart its own path forward.

BagelFest

My nieces experienced a true rite of passage tonight, getting absolutely destroyed in bowling by their uncle.

BagelFest Growth Lab highlights

Spoilers!

Are you really a bagel shop if you don’t stock Yoohoo?

🤝 #thisisyourcity

“A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent” I would be fascinated to have been in the editorial meeting where they ended up there.

I missed the NJ Transit Gauntlet of Death: Waiting for them to announce which track your train is at mere minutes before it leaves, causing you and hundreds of people to rush onto a tiny escalator to board before it leaves. 10/10.

BRING BACK CHANNEL NUMBERS! I wrote about how YouTubeTV and others have rewired how we watch TV. Without channel numbers, we don't flip as easily, which means more ads, reliance on algo based suggested tiles, and we don't realize when channels go dark. awfulannouncing.com/youtube/tv-s...

Per Dan Dakich’s request we have updated this story