Steve Bannon’s bullshit is not a reason to fear going to vote. It’s a reason to get off your ass and makes damn sure you vote.

WUT

I LOVE this guy!!!! I hope he's wearing a bullet proof vest - cause those are some serious zingers and ICE has thin skin. "Put away your weapons. Nobody's threatening you, you pathetic babies!"

Not since 1994? That is an insane stat

what did someone pitch an Air Tebow and it got shot down?

I'll never rejoin X for any reason whatsoev

spotted at the Olympics

Was lowkey bummed when they traded him to begin with. I'd be cool with it at the right price

wow! can’t wait to see how the sports section of my hometown paper covers this trade!

The lowest of low bars and yet

At this rate there will be fewer Washington Post subscribers than Melania documentary attendees

MY GOD

What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes is fingernails on a blackboard to me. Don’t know why but it is

Is this a federal agent or a juggaloo?

911, I’d like to report a murder

I just don’t know that trading for James Harden is how you win a title

Any woman who doesn’t smile at him is lying or otherwise useless I guess

DHS funding cliff

"NOT BRITISH" same here

That this dude made it to 83 is as big a miracle as Keith Richards being alive (though Negron did eventually get clean and sober)

remember when these people were going to get all the pedophiles out of government?

me when my shoulder hurts: Waaah I don't want to take out the garbage. Lindsey Vonn with a torn ACL: Yeah I'll ski in the fucking Olympics

Oof

It's pretty eye-opening watching Coach Jack cobble together an 18-4 record with a scrappy but hardly overwhelming roster while Red is just not getting anything out of an expensive, experienced, talented team.

This is sad, but good: Artists are refusing to normalize this idiocy, and instead of just commanding performances - which they can't do - the Trump people are closing it down and slinking away.

It just shows you how WOKE the NFL has become that they chose the most popular musician in the world who just won the Best Album Grammy for the halftime show instead of someone with broad appeal, like Lee Greenwood or a country musician named “Truckley Brucksom”

I have no clue who 3 of these 4 people are

How the hell does this happen?

Rolling Stone used to issue savage album reviews and even they wouldn't do this

I gotta give it to Rand lately, he's stepped up

Jesus Christ

Someone tell Punxsutawney Phil this could’ve been an email.

Full Bad Bunny speech

BAD FREAKING BUNNY

NEWS: I am officially closing my attempt to dunk a basketball for an approximately two-year period of time, with a scheduled grand reopening of me dunking that will rival & surpass anything dunk that has taken place before. This announcement has nothing to do with the lack of interest in me dunking.

Translation: nobody will perform here since my fascist fat ass took it over

Here’s one area I’ve gotten soft. There are bands I’ll never like or listen to. But, hate? To each their own

May the fleas of a million camels infest their every orifice

Go Orange ladies!

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

Just saw the score. Coach Golden:

It should have occurred to me because Patrick was covering it live but this was AT MARYLAND!?

Maryland is not very good at basketball

he endorsed the loser and none of the reporters follow up with that after he says he had nothing to do with it?

this is who runs this account