The Democrats are going flip a shit ton of seats all over the place, but if we just keep the same Ds in the safe places what's the point? Primary everyone.

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

You got it, Skippy

proud to announce the government is setting up a $1.987 billion fund for those wronged by Pat Dye's cowardice and Tim Brown stealing the Heisman trophy from Don McPherson

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

If you ranked the 1000 most corrupt things ever done by an executive branch official in the history of the United States something like 950 of them would have happened since Jan 20 2025.

I'm gonna need a minute to process this one

My phone tried to autocorrect hosta to hostage which would have been not ideal.

Just dug up a hosta because I'm trading it for some eggs and eggplant seedlings at work tomorrow.

Worst part about all these AI Is The Future graduation speeches is you know the speaker didn't write it.

arizona invited eric schmidt, who was already going to get booed loudly even before he started talking about ai (when the boos got even louder) arizona state invited harrison ford, who talked about humanity and conservation

🚨🚨🚨 SHORT SHORTS AND HAMMOCK SEASON HAS ARRIVED 🚨🚨🚨

Orange are Final Four Bound #lacrosseschool

In Cambridge at a brewery to watch my child paint in an art battle. This dude definitely brought a girl here for their first date (SOLID choice) but I don't know about the match. Might have to provide updates.

We're doing great

He should invite them to the White House

*School shooter bursts into my classroom with a musket* Me and my students:

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

Man, getting in my newly constructed time machine and telling 12 year old me to listen to Charles Barkley because he gets it.

It's been a while since I reminded you it's the fucking adults that are the problem.

Update: They loved it. Tomorrow another class is going to program some probability simulations.

(complimentary)

Oh man, what a tough day in the NBA. RIP.

Here's the thing with tech in classrooms: The kids get pissed when they feel teachers are taking shortcuts or not being given the ability to actually teach. I taught a class formulas on Sheets today and they LOVED it. It also impressed I have that knowledge. They want me to teach them MORE.

Worked at a school that used this for benchmarking, not instruction. This sounds like hell but I'm laughing hysterically at the dumb tone deaf nuggets in here. Some of my favorites:

“I’m losing brain cells every time I do a lesson," an eighth grader says.

Damn, that's way too young. RIP.

Out on the town filling my gas tank with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame laughing and filling their gas tanks too.

"Just jog in place. It'll look totally real when we add the monster-ish thing"

Gotta know how bad this was

Sorry, but it was on the timeline again, so mandatory repost. I'd have the supreme court or someone intervene but it seems they're the fucking problem. Fuck ice, too.

Very natural standing posture and laughs, everyone. Great job.

John Oliver on the Supreme Court: "It was a 6-3 decision in the case of White People vs. Everybody — and you’ll never guess who they ruled in favor of”

In all seriousness, if AI is going to be the driving force behind education, I might just ride out the next two years and hang it up when when my son graduates. Plan was to teach for 20 years, I'm already past that.

Alright, so maybe I use a *little* AI to create some assignments...

My God. I'm sure there was a meeting promptly at 8am this morning. Lol.

Gotta give credit to the grads for being so polite. If she gave this speech at a middle school the kids would be doing the Sea Lion on her grave.

It is wrong and criminal for government agents to kidnap someone, send them to die in a concentration camp, and disappear them, regardless of immigration status. But it's still worth noting she has a green card. The government doesn't even pretend this is about deporting undocumented people.

Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.

Man the NBA sucks. Ok, give Wemby a flagrant but he got fouled by 2 guys. What are we doing?

I need to get to Syracuse.

My strongest core belief is that instead of comparing astrology signs, careers, interests, etc just ask "what time do you go to the gym?" Clearest way to determine whether you might vibe with someone.

I never eat Biscoff, but when I'm on a plane I look forward to them. Much like how when I stay in a hotel I want my cranberry juice at breakfast dammit.

No tunes running: Road - Sure, sometimes Trail - Preferred Treadmill -

Fuck ice

Mandatory repost when I see it on my feed. Brilliant writing. I hate that it's necessary.