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3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Golden State Warriors ⁉️ Who is even on this team? 🤨 Jonathan Kuminga, enigma 👴 Age, just a number? A lot of business is being held up by this Kuminga business, including the Warriors filling out what looks like it'll be one of the oldest rosters in the league.

I went to college with Calais and I routinely suffer injuries while, like, walking my dog or adjusting my position in a chair or some nonsense like that. (I'm 38 but my body is at least 78.) It is insane that he's still doing this at this level.

It is nice that the Miami offense (and especially QB) can look like garbage and we can still win by multiple scores but man the offense (and especially QB) really looked like garbage.

Going from last year's Miami offense to this year's is not fun.

This game would have been over an hour ago if we had Cam Ward. Now it looks like an unnecessary dog fight just like the Notre Dame game.

Love to have a touchdown stolen off the board by a phantom forward progress call and then have to punt.

If this year's Miami team had last year's quarterback we would somehow win six national championships in one year.

Carson Beck shouldn't throw to anyone except Malachi Toney.

America used to be a country where 7:30 games started at 7:30 and not like 7:43.

I have to be wearing two rubber bands on my right wrist at all times and I routinely swap them out if I feel they have somehow become unlucky.

Pat McAfee has now been in the Miami campus pool as many times as I went in it in four years.

Go Canes.

"Become state media or you cannot be media at all." Good times. Things are going well.

Anyway now back to watching the new season of Hacks, which is about… oh, right.

I feel like we all may need to collectively rewatch V for Vendetta?

It's all over, folks.

One of the things about doomerism is that while it "doesn't help," the fundamental thesis keeps being proven correct.

3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Miami Heat 🔀 Norm Powell, the replacement 2️⃣ Kel'el Ware, Year 2 🧑‍🍳 Spoelstra, another masterpiece? Powell can do what Duncan Robinson did and more. I'm really excited to see if Ware can take the next step. Can Spo cook up some nonsense and make the Heat better than expected?

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3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Charlotte Hornets 🔜 The right direction? ⁉️ LaMelo Ball, an enigma 🤑 Moussa Diabate, with opportunity I rly like what Charlotte has done with draft-pick arbitrage. LaMelo is as talented as anyone and capable of making guys better more often than he does. Diabate is fun!

I wrote about the strange lack of criticism Kawhi Leonard has received.

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Great job by the Raiders to take 11-plus minutes off the clock and cut the two-touchdown lead down to a two-touchdown lead.

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I'm sorry this is genuinely insane. How do you remotely justify firing the single-best person at a job?

The Texans putting this offensive line in front of C.J. Stroud should be considered some sort of crime.

ESPN's ref analyst will actually tell you that the ref made the wrong call sometimes and that is extremely refreshing.

Jason Kitten out here. (Because of Taylor's cats. You get it.)

Anybody out there know why Yahoo took the DST touchdown away from the Seahawks on the Kaleb Johnson play? How is that not a DST touchdown?

Cam Ward is dropping DIMES on the Rams. We love love love to see it.

Not feeling excellent about my Tee Higgins-George Pickens-Jameson Williams WR corps in fantasy football, y'all.

It’s not really football season until you have gross fantasy decisions to make like starting Jauan Jennings or Dylan Sampson. If you’re not in those streets yet then you need to level up.

Carson Beck just tried to do the exact same thing to USF that Cam Ward did last year, pointing out the gap where we were gonna run for a TD, but the entire offensive line false started.

Rueben Bain is an absolute madman and he's going to be a top-15 pick.

. @pablo.show is on an all-time roll

What I'm learning from this college football season is that (almost) all of the QBs that people thought were really good, are maybe not that good?

Starting to cautiously trust Carson Beck to just do the right thing with the ball. Do not AMA yet.

The Cowboys actually did the thing they never do! I almost can't believe it. Great (!) job, finally.

Counterpart and Manhattan. (Both are available to watch on Amazon Prime!)

3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Milwaukee Bucks 🪄 Myles Turner, the gambit 😕 Guard play, a major issue ❓ The Kyle Kuzma question Did the Turner signing accomplish what it was meant to? Can MIL get quality play from a questionable guard group? Will Kuzma ever be the guy people for some reason think he is?

And you did it anyway because????

This Green Bay defense just looks so fast already this year. Can't believe Jerry Jones just let them have Micah Parsons to make this all look even better than it already would've.

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The Tape Bros know the real deal about Cam's performance on Sunday.

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