I finally followed through on a bit I've talked about for #Maythe4th for years and made dinner for it... And that food was Penne all’Arrabbiata with Peas

If you are a teacher reading this, please know that this mom of school-aged kids loves you. Thank you for loving my kids.

Penne all'Arrabbiata with peas for May the Fourth, IYKYK

Jeremy’s…Iron?

Urge to Star Wars puns intensifies.

I've seen the Robot Chicken Star Wars episodes so much that in my head Emperor Palpatine sounds like Seth McFarlane. Both the Family Guy and Robot Chicken Star Wars parodies are really funny.

Movie: Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back Language: Spanish Country: United States Version: Sono-Mex Hollywood (Canal 13 Chile airings)

I turned the game on smh this is 100% my fault

glup shittos are good, actually everyone makes fun of it but the reason star wars is the ur-shitto franchise is that the universe is so big and cool and weird that it’s really fun to tell stories about random background characters

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class

Literally stop watch you’re doing and watch Star Wars 1977 right now. I love Empire as much as the next guy, but truly Star Wars 1977 is so ambitious and inventive that nothing else in the series can ever compare.

We won the Pulitzer Prize for Local Reporting @chicagotribune.com! Our entire newsroom covered Midway Blitz with everything we had. I’ve never been prouder of the Tribune or its commitment to the truth. It’s an honor to be part of this team.

Don’t worry about what my family and I are doing

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou too 😊

Grand Moff Tarkin...a bad bitch.

I miss the filler episodes lol. Somehow this is JJ Abrams' fault.

I agree and I ALSO think it's poopy when the fans say it's bad writing not to spell everything out. It's a tightrope because my husband and I wanted MORE from DTF St Louis and 7 episodes didn't seem to be enough, but the fans shouldn't dictate what happens in the media. We see how that went!!!

exactly this smh, and I'm a HUGE NERD, like if I can't get on board there is no hope for normies

Making everything canon was a big mistake. Look at this upcoming movie. To understand the context you are supposed to have watched AT LEAST two seasons of a TV show that is not on network TV. Sickos like me will know what's going on, but normies might not even be interested.

May the 4th be with you 🌌

Everybody else on 5/4 vs. me on 5/4:

Not only Dave Brubeck, but a lot more. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Monk parakeets appear to building nests in Oak Woods Cemetery, which happens to be the burial place of Harold Washington, who was a fan of these birds — as depicted in this mural on 53rd Street.

James Harden trying to remember if he left the garage door open

¡Qué barbaridad!

Suddenly gripped with a need to listen to Raise Up by Petey Pablo. Blessed to live at a time where that’s possible. 😇😇😇

Recently, my wife and I watched each other‘s favorite 90s movies: Ace Ventura and Romy and Michelle‘s. Our biggest takeaway ended up being that it fucking ruled when movies were 89 minutes long and more or less immediately delivered exactly what they promised.

Movies should be under 90 minutes, books should be sub-300 pages, and all basketball teams should score over 100

Current White Sox Mood

The universal symbol for shit getting serious in a Marvel comic is Spider-Man has one of his eye lenses blown out

The deep magic 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

when it comes to responsible gun ownership I think mainly of three year olds.

My kids at the Youth Turkey Hunt

I wouldn’t give #ashleyjr a gun either!!!! None of my children would be going to the youth turkey hunt for multiple reasons!!!!!!

Trying to imagine the thought processes and life choice that would end up with me giving #babybrother a shotgun and saying “go ahead and shoot it”.

Sometimes I read in April. 📚

“I am stuck on bandaid brands…because band aids are stuck on me.”

If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready

Rip Virginia Woolf you would have loved food trucks

Okay wait a minute

Nicole Hollander, passed away at age 87. Safe travels, Nicole.

I really don’t know much about the man who used to own infowars but I feel like every time I see him he’s shirtless. How does he get anything done?

AL Central standings

Gentle reminder that ol' Uncle Walt was so put off by his animators unionizing and striking that he not only steered Disney away from producing any more animation in the future, but personally tried to sic the House Un-American Activities Committee on participants by testifying before them.

🎵 I was smoking with the boys upstairs When I heard about the whole affair 🎵 Leon Botstein resigns as Bard College president www.timesunion.com/hudsonvalley...