I’ve only been half paying attention to this story but wait a minute, the entire right-wing has been freaking out because Luke Skywalker posted a picture in order to make a comment *disagreeing* with it? Do none of these dipshits even read? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Why, with a little hard work and gumption you too can set up an elaborate network of crypto scams that filter untraceable bribes to the White House, where you work, as the president

As far as I understand Democrats are still favored to take the House. But it remains endlessly frustrating that blue and purple states instituted rules to make redistricting fair, which is now tripping them up, while red states never instituted any such fair-mindedness in the first place.

I put together some thoughts on the Star Fox announcement and how it's really looks like part of a calculated strategy to make Star Fox a bigger franchise. www.gamespot.com/articles/sta...

The new game from the studio behind CrossCode is in early access today, and holy cow, this game just feels incredible to play, and the world is so well-realized and alive. I haven't finished it but I'm loving what I've played so far. www.gamespot.com/articles/thi...

I need to hear this version of Wolf say “I can’t let you do that, Star Fox” That one line could singlehandedly turn around all the haters

Do you ever think about how James McCloud, a fox, and his wife, presumably also a fox, had a baby, which was a fox, and one of them suggested naming it Fox

Who knows, really, but I wonder if the reason you remake Star Fox 64 is because that’s the kind of thing you can realistically put together on the same timeline as the animated movie that you have decided needs a cameo from Star Fox

All else aside it's very funny to conflate "support" and "belief," like you can support ghosts or believe in the White House ballroom

If I were part of a political movement currently embroiled in a scandal over its leader's years-long friendship with the world's most famous pedophile sex trafficker I would not be like "those preteens need BEACH BODIES" but what do I know

I checked out Huntdown: Overtime, which feels very much like the 2020 retro throwback Huntdown, with the added twist of roguelite progression. What can I say, the combo works. www.gamespot.com/articles/rem...

For better or worse, TV wouldn't be the same without Ted Turner. He championed wrestling & animation, which I appreciate, but also gave us the 24 hour cable news cycle, which I think did a lot of damage. He built a library of classic films to keep them in circulation, but gave us colorization.

Whenever I play a Resident Evil, or just think about zombies in general, I also think about this old Cracked article. www.cracked.com/article_126_...

These people are so fucking weird. You could already select female. That option did not go away. You were mad that there was another option, for other people, unrelated to you. You spent years just seething that someone else could select an option on a dropdown menu. How do you live like this?

How much coaching do you think those kids got to not react while President Grandpa rambles

I appreciate that one of the first things in Resident Evil Requiem is a conspicuous shower curtain, which I choose to believe is an intentional homage to one of my first video game jump scares

The Jedi Order shouldn’t have been in the prequels at all

Professor Layton is like “oh dear the Colonies’ president has advanced dementia”

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I hate to say it but I think the internet has fully ruined “the quiet part loud.” A classic Krusty quote from an all-timer of an episode, trampled by overuse and misuse. Shameful.

“I need to tell you how many you’re gonna die” Kids say the eeriest things (I think he was talking about what age I’ll die.)

I’m not sure we ever have seen or ever will again see such a world historic bag fumbling as Rudy Giuliani. From one of the most popular politicians anywhere to a punchline and Trump mid-boss. Not even the end boss of his stage, just the guy you beat to get a health turkey

I’ve been listening to the @flophousepodcast.com for years now and just now, ten minutes into the episode on 40 Days And 40 Nights episode, realized that Stewart doesn’t actually despise the forgettable but fine Harrison Ford and Anne Heche vehicle that was apparently called 6 Days, 7 Nights

The universal symbol for shit getting serious in a Marvel comic is Spider-Man has one of his eye lenses blown out

Is this one of those posts where they make his eyebrows bigger or are those his real ones

I'm going to say something that I'm afraid to say out loud but I feel like this is a safe space and I can trust you all not to judge me too harshly ... I might like Vampire Crawlers better than Vampire Survivors

I'm not sure I've ever wrapped my head around the concept of being "good" at Diablo. I know there's precise timing and skill proc order and such but I have always been perfectly satisfied with "press buttons and watch big stuff happen" like Marvel vs Capcom

In Empire’s “I am your father” scene Hamill was the only one on set to know the actual twist that would be dubbed in with JEJ’ voice. There are various maybe apocryphal stories about the line everyone else saw that would still make sense with Luke’s reaction. My fave is “Obi-wan killed your father”

why is the cheese purple

The practical result of adding the sum rev from yesterday to today's decision in Callais seems to be that use of race in partisan gerrymandering is permitted (because hard to prove it was race, not politics) *unless* the state is doing it to remedy a VRA violation. This is Bizarro 14th Amendment.

Yes, this. Any 2028 agenda has to include court reform because without that nothing else will matter. They've installed a permanent partisan veto point and we need to dismantle that before we can count on anything else getting done.

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Honestly don't understand what this even means. Like, he's considering just claiming "we won" and walking away, and so the CIA has to check on what they'd do in response?

My iPhone tried to generate an album called "Pet Friends" and I clicked it figuring it would show all of our cats, maybe a couple of my FIL's dog, but nope, it was mostly just pictures of the last two days of our eldest cat's life What the hell Tim Cook, why

I have played a little of the new Diablo 4 expansion and my first impression is that it's very funny that this version of Warlock seems to mostly specialize in tossing demons like water balloons

Now that Pragmata has been out for a little while I thought I'd share some extremely spoilery thoughts on what it says about a particular aspect of parenting that I haven't seen talked about very much, in regards to this game www.gamespot.com/articles/how...

Did Blanche not even *see* the pocket squares?

I got hands-on with the new Steam Controller. Here's the deal: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdk...

Wait let's hear them out

"is there a doctor on this flight?" "do you need to know about street level Marvel?" "please this man is having a heart attack" "then no"

It's that time again.

On one hand this is kind of unfair dig, he obviously was referring to Trump as informed by the rest of the context and also just the general things that everyone knows leftists say about him On the other hand, lol he admit it

I chalk it up to them being incompetent dipshits but this is the kind of weird detail that fuels conspiracy theories

Amazing that the "we need the ballroom" message went out so hard over the groupchat last night and everyone got a post in about it when what actually happened showed that the ballroom is completely unnecessary, the existing system worked fine

I upgraded my @maximumfun.org membership this year. I don’t need the keychain or ad-free feeds, though those are nice. No, I upgraded for one reason and one reason only: to forcefeed Transformers movies on @flophousepodcast.com

Having actually watched the video this screenshot is from, none of them reacted particularly quickly to the loud bangs, because they didn’t sound like at least what I imagine gunshots to sound like. These reactions are to SS telling them something, probably “hey we need to go”

“not including Mr. Patel” is so funny

This puts the security debate in better perspective. I know this space really well. The guy wasn’t anywhere near the ballroom. He was basically trying to rush the security perimeter and failed. It’s a big complex with lots of different event happening at the same time.

I refuse to be tone policed by fascists