I had never seen Repo Man before last night, and I got say, it was fucking incredible.

Horniness is in the very bones of Star Trek. It comes all the way from Roddenberry himself.

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

Trying to "optimize" every second of your life is some of the biggest loser shit I've ever heard.

I try not to be on my high horse, but if you can't appreciate the luxury that a bidet can give you, you're a philistine. There, I said it.

I know he's canonically married, but Elmo's Dad gives off such divorced dad energy. This dude is rocking a soul patch while regularly wearing bowling shirts and track jackets.

Do you appreciate @nws.noaa.gov's posts on Bluesky? Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices? NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN... Press release: www.weather.gov/media/notifi...

Needed y’all to see this from the Tok

... And they just cancelled school for tomorrow

They've gone ahead and created the saucy puppet show. Futurama predicts the future (or past) yet again.

people didn't want to draft Caleb Williams because he paints his nails btw 😭😭😭

HOW?!!!!!!!! HOW DID HE MAKE THAT THROW?!

Well this Bears game has been a genuine rock fight.

Remember, complaining about the refs and the broadcasters are the actions of a loser.

Allegations that the NFL DOESN'T want Josh Allen in the AFC Championship game? Bluesky is starting to get the juice!

All-Pass Interference Offense in the playoffs! #bufvsden

It's so weird being in an honest-to-goodness mall again. I explained to my 9 yo that these used to be the main places to shop. She said "it's where teenagers hung out in old movies". Did you know Fye still exists?!

Yeah, Thomas Frank needs to go. What should be done eventually, must be done immediately. #coys

R.I.P. Claudette Colvin youtu.be/Tov2tLSFq5k?...

A sobering period of life when you start getting notices of your high school teachers passing away.

Seeing all these Bears fan bros painting their nails, I think Caleb could seriously alter society in Chicago if he announced he enjoys getting pegged.

My 9 yo is reading her first Calvin & Hobbes book <wipes away tear>

I think you put in charge some who loves Star wars, but empowers some creatives who don't care nearly as much, but make good movies and TV shows. Someone in charge of creative does have to care about how all the media hangs together, that's how we got the problems with the sequels.

This isn't fixable. Your safety tools cannot beat the fundamentally broken structure of character limits, rapid indiscriminate propagation of posts, quote-reposting, etc.

Microblogging is just a catastrophically bad form of human interaction. If you sat down to design a system specifically meant to make people act out and create harassment mobs, you'd be hard pressed to build something more effectively toxic.

No single person in a dogpile ever feels responsible.

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So far I'm at Laila Edwards and Erin Jackson...

Searching for which athletes are black in this upcoming Winter Olympics to see how much of this I'm going to end up watching.

Could be that the Lions just have Ben Johnson's number, which would make sense considering he used to coach with them. Could be the Bears aren't quite a very good team yet.

This kids arcade/entertainment center clearly used to be a big box store. Apparently it used to be a Sam's Club. www.entrepreneur.com/franchises/t...

This is something that needs to be hammered home more- with apps and real time info, taking a bus is a vastly different experience now than when I first started taking them in 1989- the days of standing at a bus stop for 40m wondering if the bus is even running that day are long over

Who do they think invented Rotisserie Baseball and Sabermetrics?

I vividly remember this happening when I was 9. Bulls had just beat him in the Finals 5 months previous. I (and everyone else ) thought he was going to die. Everyone else I had heard of diagnosed with HIV had died within several years... and he just didn't. The Nick News segment stuck with me.

I don't think going without alcohol or marijuana for Dry January is going to be a problem at all.

Here's a drinking game for watching Bowl games: For every non-playoff game, take a drink every time they show an overhead shot or a shot that includes the entire stadium. You will not get drunk.

One of my favorite pieces of media featuring Isaiah Whitlock Jr . A commercial for Punch-Out for the Wii youtu.be/V2JtKyAJrf4?...

Men in Black is a perfect movie. The sequels were definitely flawed, but the first movie was completely perfect and 100% holds up.

🏈 TB 17 - 20 MIA FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 300 times before. Last time: Dec 14, 2025 New Orleans Saints defeated Carolina Panthers

In Mario Kart the existence of the Mushroom Cup implies the existence of the Champignons League

I can't believe folks are passing up a great Cavs-Knicks and awesome Spurs-Thunder game for a meaningless Cowboys-Commanders game. Do not continue to encourage the NFL to do Christmas games

The Queen of the White Sox! Merry Christmas!

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

I don't know why y'all care where the Bears play. Chicago, Arlington Heights, Gary, whatever. It's still in the same metro area. The games are going to still be on TV. What's the big deal?

I've been trying to spread the word. Give guys the name of my doctor. You don't want a surprise when your back and knees are starting to go out.

Even though I'm pro-"retire the penny", the federal government and treasury dropped the ball with the execution of it. They didn't give companies & retail proper guidance on how to move forward, but they didn't even promote whimsical stuff like this to help raise awareness of the change. 🪙

Let's see if the White Sox are better at development under Getz than they were before, because the Sox being able to sign Murakami at that price means the good teams do not think he's that good.