One night only: Brodido vs Aussie Open Do it Tony

Its 2025 and the wokest athletes are pro wrestlers

I'm one of a select few who would attempt a serious piece under a picture of Hacksaw. This is why I'm going nowhere. Anyway, it's a pretty scrambled thinker on where I am with all of the Team USA stuff, and the Team USA stuff to come this summer. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/who-gets-to-...

It’s pomegranate. No fruit requires more tedious labor to achieve less satisfaction

Imagining Tom Wilson sadly flushing the toilet he had pre-filled with champagne to drink in celebration

Okay Eddie’s attempts to make this win seem as inspiring as the 1980 gold medal are laughable. This is literally like if Goliath lost to a slightly smaller Goliath

My kid: I signed up for the local library’s challenge to read for 6,000 minutes this year. My kid in mid-February:

Bobsled should also have a gala. It should consist of a massed start race of all the sleds down the Super G course

Just watched the men’s figure skating gold medalist land a triple jump while dressed as Po from Kung Fu Panda and also get put in the Giant Swing by a skater dressed as Sub Zero so I think I love figure skating now.

I am watching the live feed of mass start speed skating on Peacock and I am delighted by the pre-event hype man encouraging the arena to clap their hands and sing along to Mama Mia

Good news for those on the Bears season ticket waiting list-if the team moves to the Hammond site you will start moving up as current PSL holders start to get lead poisoning

Bandido is a good friend

I really like the way that AEW has paced the Briscoe/Fletcher series. It seems more natural to me that these two guys would keep running up against each other. I’ve never been a huge fan of the announced “seven match series” in pro wrestling because then it’s obvious they have to go to seven.

Tomas Ciampa been in AEW for two weeks and already people are pissed off because: 1. He won a title 2. He lost the same title Wrestling fans: “we demand long term storylines!” Wrestling fans when a wrestler wins or loses a single match: “I don’t understand what this achieves!”

Smithers, what is this touched down?

Tony Khan is absolutely going to get us a halftime match at next year’s Super Bowl

in this house we respect Jays hard work

Me thinking “the quality of this game would be vastly improved by the presence of the Chicago Bears offense” unironically

Just bring back the Bud Bowl, man

People are bitching about the commercials but maybe the problem is none of these products are inspiring at all

Remsburg = GOAT

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Sledding is fun but there’s a reason adults shouldn’t do it and that reason is gravity

*DJ Moore playing in the overtime period of a playoff game* “Maybe I’ll take this one off”

I just want to say that if you cheered for the Rams you now endorse all of Puka Nacua’s beliefs

To 2025: to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

“Smirking nobody” volleyed at @hockeenight.bsky.social early in our blogging career. Mostly memorable because they were assuming Fork’s profile picture was actually him. It was, of course, Jonathan Toews.

Tiny Tim, who did not die, has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most Victorian children can handle.

Good morning

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It’s Andre Braugher in Brooklyn Nine Nine

Finally watching Mox/Claudio and during the feeling out period it occurred to me how funny it would be if they just started tickling each other

Only read this if you’re a Bears fan: this game is not over shut the hell up

A “Coexist” bumper sticker but the image is Swerve and Hangman as a tag team

Something I think people will overlook was AEW using Blood N Guts to advance feuds rather than blow them off. I think those matches generated a lot of interest in the women’s tag match and Stat/Mercedes and it basically birthed the KOR/Mox match as well

Moxley is gonna go to time limit draws in all his C2 matches

Do you think when Prince Nana joined AEW he thought there would come a day when an entire stadium would go bonkers because they recognized his silhouette

Give me an all Don Callis Family Continental Classic

Kyle mother fucking O'Reilly

I do not watch WWE but I can always tell when the product is going cold because people start popping up saying that AEW needs to broaden its appeal

There are a lot of images from Blood and Guts that have stuck with me but one I don’t see people mention is Marina Shafir calmly removing her combat boots as she prepares to walk into a ring covered in thumbtacks and broken glass.

Marina Shafir spent a good portion of her Death Riders tenure looking menacing while I waited patiently because I KNEW she was gonna do something awesome and Blood & Guts has rewarded my patience

Euchre is this. Fun and competitive but doesn’t require a ton of concentration so you spend a lot of time just shooting the shit. You don’t even need to be able to afford a full deck of cards.

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and they're calling it the most blackface couple since amos and andy