Why does this look so cozy

Hi I’m a long winded man on social media. I speak 90% in superlatives and platitudes but phrased like that’s supposed to blow your mind. I think I’m the first person to think of every thought I have. You best believe I have an asinine take on everything. Let that sink in.

IT STILL EXISTS

If the Bears get a new stadium without the state (or municipalities) of Illinois spending a single red cent that is a win

Happy Pride month everyone! Wishing you all an exceptionally gay June

Me signing up to train robots to clean but whenever they are watching I just pretend to strangle whatever is in front of me

I don’t think this is particularly controversial but Orange Cassidy should have beaten Moxley in the main event at All Out 2023

“Too many heels are champions in AEW is a thing I just noticed so now it’s a problem.” Nobody I’ve seen bringing this up has articulated why they think it’s a problem. They just noticed it so it is.

All In 2027 needs to be at the Vatican

Let Foley sit in on a Dynamite commentary one night and just kayfabe snipe at Schiavone all evening over the “butts in seats” thing

Marina Shafir needs to change her entrance music to Moldova’s submission to Eurovision this year AEW

AEW hear me out

We’re really going to need a modern day Benjamin Butler as AG in the next administration

The beauty of what AEW has done post Hangman’s reign is that they’ve built up a number of legitimate title contenders and now put the title on an underdog who: 1. Based on his character was always going to be a fighting champion to prove he belonged 2. Could conceivably lose to any of these guys

he's out of wrestling jail and living his dream

When you float a trial balloon

This dude watching management undertake mass layoffs and pay renegotiations and thinking “man, I’d like to be a part of that”

Let’s Collide

Jon Moxley has never done anything as dangerous as tickling PAC’s belly. A true madman.

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Not the Bruins giving up two quick goals at the end of a playoff game

Very bold of bet365 to run an ad campaign that’s basis is the insane premise that other people are interested in stories about your successful bets

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Good riddance

70 degrees?

Did I find @nogodsnomayors.com podcast an start burning through it today? Yes. Did I immediately subscribe to the Patreon when I realized there was an episode on Donald E. Stephens? Also yes. Money well spent.

If your car is too big for no working reason you should pay higher taxes.

As with every rule there is an exception and it’s Alpo Suhonen

It’s amazing if you become a head coach in the NHL you are a head coach forever. Like teams will just fire their coach midseason and hire you. You have no say in the matter. You must coach.

This is the only team that might be able to beat Lena Kross and Megan Bayne AEW

I did not think I cared about that game but UConn’s shot went down something primal seized me and I yelled “YEAAAAHHHHH EAT SHIT DUKE” so loud it scared the dog. It’s nice to know the sports lizard part of my brain is still in there somewhere

Why does every color commentator in this tournament sound like Bob Einstein

Mark Davis hates these dang little guys bouncing around all over the place

The Pride of Joliet, IL 🤼

Surely there is some kind of long game to this, there must be some kind of underpinning strategy or set of goals they are pursuing - No

I guess now's as good a time as any to tell you this is really @hockeenightsct.bsky.social

One night only: Brodido vs Aussie Open Do it Tony

Its 2025 and the wokest athletes are pro wrestlers

I'm one of a select few who would attempt a serious piece under a picture of Hacksaw. This is why I'm going nowhere. Anyway, it's a pretty scrambled thinker on where I am with all of the Team USA stuff, and the Team USA stuff to come this summer. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/who-gets-to-...

It’s pomegranate. No fruit requires more tedious labor to achieve less satisfaction

Imagining Tom Wilson sadly flushing the toilet he had pre-filled with champagne to drink in celebration

Okay Eddie’s attempts to make this win seem as inspiring as the 1980 gold medal are laughable. This is literally like if Goliath lost to a slightly smaller Goliath

My kid: I signed up for the local library’s challenge to read for 6,000 minutes this year. My kid in mid-February:

Bobsled should also have a gala. It should consist of a massed start race of all the sleds down the Super G course

Just watched the men’s figure skating gold medalist land a triple jump while dressed as Po from Kung Fu Panda and also get put in the Giant Swing by a skater dressed as Sub Zero so I think I love figure skating now.

I am watching the live feed of mass start speed skating on Peacock and I am delighted by the pre-event hype man encouraging the arena to clap their hands and sing along to Mama Mia