I think we need to restrict all gambling to the money plane

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

I spent way too much time on this

PAC getting a haircut and wearing clothes like a pervert

Wheeler Yuta’s gimmick is now “Hair Collector”. He’ll come out at a PPV and have a bunch of guys carry his hair to the ring like Mercedes did with the belts

What’s YOUR association with the Death Riders Renee?

It’s still wild to me that people are screaming for the Bucs to bring back the orange uniforms full time. Not that I don’t like them but growing up they were most mocked and reviled uniforms in the league.

Nobody is talking about how all the Hulk actors are getting streaming shows where they play tormented law enforcement guys. Where is Ed Norton?

Wait is the WWE planting stories in the media about how AEW is too violent? Vince McMahon is back, baby

Real lack of communication in this sham marriage

STILL BASKING IN DA GLOW OF DA GREATEST SUPER BOWL WIN IN HISTORY

This one goes out to @hockeenightsct.bsky.social

Somebody who is good at these things photoshop the AEW hierarchy into this with @rjcity.bsky.social as Canary M. Burns

Stupidly lived my whole life until now without a bidet. Never again.

I can’t believe Andrade got fired for getting in a backstage fight with CM Punk

Notre Dame at 0-2 about to drop to #14 in the rankings

It is time to retire the Superfans bit

Time to deploy the National Guard in Utah

Boy I missed this (derogatory)

I don’t know if this helps anybody but I got my flu/COVID boosters at Walgreens (I’m in Illinois) and paid nothing with insurance. When I set the appointment through the app it told me the list of conditions from the CDC but I didn’t have to prove I had any or get clearance from my doctor

I would like to remind anybody from an opposition party that a big thing that would help to excite me to vote for you would be running on a platform of "I plan to aggressively prosecute any of these assholes who are still alive when I'm sworn in"

Is this Saturday going to be the greatest Collision ever

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Can’t think of anything smarter than not paying the Praetorian Guard.

we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead

The President leaving the White House to play golf on Saturday, August 30, 2025

Do not rule out a Dave situation here

Senior White House Official pitching to Vincent D’onofrio: “your portrayal of a giant bug wearing a dead man’s skin as a suit was a seminal moment in American cultural history and now your country needs you to do it again”

Good morning

Wild that there’s no reaction from the White House about the tariff ruling

Wardlow out there playing Business Casual Lance Archer

That Snoop Dog story is bullshit, nobody saw Lightyear

John Moxley’s salute to Claire’s

If somebody put gummy bears in my mouth I would immediately submit

Rick Knox reffing an unsanctioned match confirms he is not an actual referee

This is what I want

Why yes I did pull a pec while coughing

Brodido won I don’t give a shit about the rest and I’m not gonna twist myself into an angry pretzel over how it was booked

I’m buying Bozilla. She rules

Bozilla getting a modified Vader mask is right and just

I am absolutely speed running this cold

People will just say wild shit on the internet like “Frazier was a great show” or “the Fantastic Four are popular enough to justify a big budget motion picture”

Maybe the funniest thing in the world right now would be if the queer community mobilized and started eating crazy at cracker barrel and forced a hard pivot to make them pioneer the "Gay Southern Food" market segment

The key to having fun as a parent is learning modern slang so that you can use it just wrong enough to disgust your children.

James Garfield’s bullet wound was fairly superficial. He died of sepsis because his doctors insisted on trying to remove the bullet with their unwashed hands.

He looks fantastic.

The two main types of posts on Nextdoor are: 1. I think I saw some teens on the street, should I call the police? 2. How come kids don’t play outside anymore?

i don't mean to be mean because we're all bad at something that seems easy but way more people need to accept that self-checkout is just not for them

Why is The Onion making me hungry for lunch already

This might be the first time the Swiss weren't able to reach a financial deal with nazis