I bet JD peed a little. I wouldn't say perfect.

This was published in 2026. We don't hate the racists enough.

Bluesky Liberals are just the McCarthy Era dumbasses my teacher would tell us stories about Like the guys who claimed the church had Gone Red because the preacher prayed for peace on Earth at Christmas Mass

"molly shah paid people to ddos bsky" Are you people hearing yourselves

Happy anniversary of this not happening

defense contracting but FUN!

Go woke... Stay profitable

@zoetreez.bsky.social 's impact

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

"Hey, could you provide evidence Molly Shah was running a money laundering operation?" *blocked and added to a list titled 'maga vatnik tankie antisemite'*

imo It's journalistic malpractice to show the dead big game hunter with the lion he murdered and not the paste that was left behind from his body being trampled.

a multitude of social ills would be immediately, generationally cured if everyone in silicon valley simply understood that nothing they do will ever be "cool"

WSJ reports that although Kristi Noem may be out of a job, American taxpayers are still covering the bill for her lodging: “Former DHS secretary has been seen at residence usually designated for Coast Guard commandant.”

“It’s always been a priority for Starbucks to keep Seattle the Coffee Capital of the World, and that’s why this week we’re committing to finally moving completely out of it,” said CEO Brian Niccol.

but the harm they’ve already done to the meaning of “macchiato” and “cortado” can never be undone

oh. okay then.

never stop posting, gen-x

On the one hand I'm rejoicing at the weakening and disorganization of US armed forces. But on the other hand these missiles killed almost 3,000 people. And I know that when the US imperialists are resoundingly defeated in Iran, they will set their sights elsewhere.

America's low on bombs Post bald gay JD Vance

"I hadn’t met Western 'revolutionaries' before. Though we were impressed by their moral integrity and personal dedication, we felt their ideology and strategy had little to do with the making of revolution."

They didn’t just double tap. They hunted her like an animal. First they sent her death threats. They struck her, then followed her to where she tried to take shelter & struck her there. They struck the rescue workers who came for her & only after hours, after she died, did they allow retrieval

Help Bailey get healthcare.

So that was a fucking lie. First screenshot says all the Gaza fundraisers disappeared because Molly left - second one shows Gazans in my mentions right now.

Called it. They're just saying individual pals are stand alone scams now.

Pennsylvania's appellate court confirmed that access to abortion is a fundamental right under the Pennsylvania Constitution. This decision is a win for all Pennsylvanians. The government shouldn't be making your healthcare decisions - you should. www.inquirer.com/news/pennsyl...

Oddly enough this is what uncles from salm9n tribes look like when they have too much cocaine

Salmon exposed to cocaine and its byproduct swam farther than unexposed fish, raising alarms about drug pollution in aquatic ecosystems.

My DMs when there's a Republican event in town

That they replaced Tony Hawk with this guy

This is because I said Harris would have won if she moved Left instead of Right. This is the nicest of the 10,000,000 skeets this person spent Christmas sending me, but they oddly didn't want me quoting them. Huh!

the most annoying part about ai slop on bluesky is rather than just posting the same image every time now they generate a new image for the same caption

Sorry American tax payers, Israel needs to occupy another people so pay up www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Still no movement…):

Neither did your local video store…at least after 1988.

This is how we should handle all debate bros

FUN FACT: Intersex folks do not necessarily have genitals that require “correction”. Often the thing that makes us intersex doesn’t stop us from having a vagina. I am again begging the world to admit you just care what genitals a person has and stop pretending it’s about anything else.

This is one of the core themes of animorphs lol

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

Okay it's Supergirl but she's hammered the whole time

You can do it in Hard Wired Island because we understand the present

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

The Coachella music festival is in the news with the minimum price of sold out 3-day ticket costing $549. Contrast that with "Nicolas" who is currently harvesting onions in the Coachella area and getting paid $22 for a $900lb crate. #WeFeedYou #coachella2026

And Coachella profits go to an asshole, right wing MAGA billionaire. In a sane world Coachella would be boycotted by performers & fans alike.

You nasty motherfucker

more relevant than ever,