“Psionic assets are just theater kids who never grew up.”

These people should have to live without credit for the rest of their lives... Meanwhile, Im calculating price per ounce in my fucking head bc I dislike the embarrassment of being this fucking poor. <redacted> people with affulenza for the good of the country

*Whispers* Amazon doesn't need your money, but your local independent bookstore does.

As someone of Scottish heritage, now would be a good time for that stadium wide abduction...

All children deserve to eat for free at school. ALL OF THEM. I don’t care if their parent is a millionaire. Free lunch.

A Black woman built the infrastructure that keeps the world talking. This is Black history. Her legacy lives in every call you make.

💖🏗 You Never know what people are going through 🙏🕍❤️

Am I being over-sensitive here or does the term “side effects” have an inherent negative connotation and therefore this headline is sci-comm malpractice? The “side effects” are reduced risk of serious cardiac complications and reduced risk of all-cause cardiac events. Benefits. That’s the word.

26.24 into the game, 1st hydration break and no such luck... 🫡

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

Not enough of this kind of dude imo

This is awesome

Elon Musk is a fucking mass murderer.

Oh wow, Upwork has become absolutely unusable... That's nice, at least the enshittification of everything using AI is on track...

Crocheted canopy for shade in public space, created by 40 local women of Cartaya, Spain #WomensArt

Thats because for DECADES Gaza has been where the MIC tested their killing machines... this is not new info.

Reminding loser Dems that the Clintons are in the Epstein files too... We need better and the status quo aint it.

I am convinced that the Knicks winning the NBA championship put us into the right timeline because since then? Progressive wins, African countries upsetting European countries in the World Cup, and a genuine shift in the atmosphere.

Vote blue and be subjected to this vile pile of evil when the entrenched lying Dem loses anyway

Entrenched Dems are showing the world who they really are today eh?

And she thinks shes knows who I voted for... sigh. These people are why the GOP ALWAYS wins. And yknow what, people like her deserve everything they get. Reap what you sow

Democrats man, I tell you what, these people need help... gotta get on that socialized medicine so this vile terminally online wine mom can get the help she needs

If people hate your party, its because you entrenched GOP-lite losers do NOTHING to help actual people, and YOU should leave and go back to the conservatives you so desperately want to be a part of... Fuck off and <redacted> you untrustworthy piece of spineless shit.

Uh, the Epstein Files Insider trading ICE Bro, theres a list

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

Flip over a delivery robot, fire bomb a Waymo, blow up a data center, find your own way to heaven

Happy UFO Day! The start of the modern era with Kenneth Arnold's sighting of 9 disc near Mount Rainer one minute before three, on June 24, 1947.

Scientific American is 180 years old. The most eminent science magazine for the general public. And today, sold off as scrap to stop the staff from unionizing. Many top editors I've worked with for a decade on several articles have been fired. What a disgrace @sciam.bsky.social

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

Theres a great horned owl across the street in the trees and I am resisting the urge to go over there and look for it. I wont be able to see it anyway, but I want to...

This Braves Padres Game is just as entertaining as the wild Phils game #extrainnings

the limpdick “stop calling republicans weird” dem strategists are SO mad!

Love how it's "vote blue no matter who" until the fuck ice, tax billionaires candidates win the nom.

While we’re at it: Fuck the patriarchy.

Vote blue no matter who, right? RIGHT?! (Princess Amidala meme).

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

This is why I love baseball, and the Philies have that 2 out magic where they can come back from zero and win the game in the bottom of the 9th. #believe #ringthebell

WHERE IS YOUR LORD NOW?!?

Phillies are crucifying Lord here

WE ARE ALL MOIST AND UNSTABLE

Stott!!!!!!!!

you’re telling me Jesus started this game and Lord is trying to end it? is this a He Gets Us ad

Please keep hammering this. It's an obvious and effective message that plays widely, especially with low-info voters.

Nope.

Can I interest you in some salmon...a little squid?

Reminder: perhaps the easiest & cheapest way to tell Bezos to fuck off is by linking to Bookshop or (even better) an indie bookstore WHENEVER you talk about a book online. W/o a link people will just google it & that will lead to Amazon. W a link you can send a sale to a good business

I know beef is expensive now but costco, nooooooo

A "podcast" that is taped and released as video and features famous people is just a talk show that doesn't have to abide by union rules.