OMG my Merlin app just ID'd a yellow-billed cuckoo in my backyard!

Wait, do we all hate driving? Cause its really seeming like it. I mean, I dont hate it when its a nice "sunday drive" but those rarely happen. I fucking despise driving daily.

Someone at the bar is playing Drake. So I followed up with Kendrick Lamar. Because fuck Drake.

If Donny flees to Russia and deserted America, that would be the best Time line. #manifestation

If youve never dressed up and gone, idk how we are even friends...

🚨 HEY DC 🚨 if you can participate in tonight’s emergency ride to provide critical resources to your unhoused neighbors you should. MPD & feds are expected to sweep EVERY tent of EVERY encampment as soon as 6:30pm tonight. stand up for your community and show the feds whose streets these are

I hate being sick. 🫩

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If life gives you lemons, you have been elemonaded

Seems like a good time to remind you, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Excuse me, Mr and Mrs Met are a real life couple?! 😮

Just had a small boy tell me his favorite baseball player is his grandma... 🥹

Louder for the shitheads in the back!!

If you can’t be buggered to make your posts accessible to EVERYBODY, including folks who use screen readers, then don’t be surprised when people who use screen readers block or unfollow you. Also don’t be surprised when I call you an unwashed asshole who’s okay with perpetrating casual ableism

No shit. Its on the fascist playbook.

I literally lost my wallet with everything in it at the Lincoln Memorial, a Federal cop helped me get back there when I realized it was gone and I was royally fucked, and some lady had found it and turned it into another officer. So tell me again how bad DC is...

This is who runs this account

I've either caught something or allergies are fucking me up. I spent the whole day in my mask. My nose is both stuffy and runny, eyes itch and nasal passages are just brillo pads at this point... fml. Also, one of my coworkers has the same shit going on, so I truly don't know.

Call to arms, my dudes.

ProPublica obtained a vast cache of IRS information showing how billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk pay little in income tax compared to their massive wealth — sometimes, even nothing. (Published 2021)

the revolution will not be televised

My personal opinion is that everyone should be alarmist about everything the conservative movement is saying and planning and attempting right now. Be extremely alarmist about fascism. Be very alarmed about White Christian Nationalism. It is an absolutely appropriate reaction.

Memorize the dc migrant solidarity hotline number: 202-335-1183

Sharing some flyers that were sent to me about the feds in DC:

Nashville best be throwing that hot chicken... those pasty ass punks will melt when that heat hits them. Knoxville will just get em with smoke, like mesquite smoke... burn their eyes and make our food taste yummy Memphis is gonna pass out ribs, we have to sharpen them ourselves.

Uhhhhh, I was dropped off at the library as a kid. I read A LOT of books I was probably too young for. Lots of Dragonlance, Mercedes Lackey, Medical texts... The one that sticks out the most is Messages From Nam by Danielle Steele (or whoever really writes those books).

We were looking at an allied submarine that was accidentally rammed and sunk by an allied ship during the war. I cannot share video but am able to share a side scan image of it.

Imagine thinking you're saving democracy by posting on Substack. SUBSTACK.

That weird "song" we all knew meant we'll be online in just a moment....

Every American politician who takes money from AIPAC should be voted out as soon as possible. This is fucking horrendous.

Palantir’s AI targeting software helped kill the Al Jazeera team in Gaza. Think about that.

God help us all :(

I don't have words for this. I really don't. I just don't.

My hope for everyone is that you all get to sit out near your own garden, watch the butterflies and birds and be a peace, even if its occasionally.

Hello, from my garden friend to the Skyline:

JFC they left them up there for 5 whole months. Fail.

How do you not know Warren Zevon?! End times indeed...

Stott Stott Stott...

RIP sir. apnews.com/article/jame...

Fuck her, I LOVE South Park.

Genocidal shitbag says:

I hope theres a special, and especially awful level of Hell for these shitheads who lie to my face about their shitty little dog being a service animal. Get your fucking dog out of my grocery store you twat.

Update: only part of the cantaloupe was really good. Guess it needed another day or two, oh well. Lol. Thats on me

Nailed it!

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Boss let me take home some of the produce we got from a local Mennonite farm. People literally call to find out when theyre getting delivered and wait for them all season long. Imma cut these bitches open and see what the fuss is all about. I reckon this cantaloupe is gonna outshine mine lol.

Only adding that they were told this for years before him as were so many of the “resistance”