WE’RE COMING

GOOD MORNING ESPECIALLY TO DEREK HILL WHO I HOPE WOKE UP ON A COOL SIDE OF A PILLOW, HAS HIS COFFEE MADE CORRECTLY, AND DOESN’T HIT ANY RED LIGHTS TODAY.

RING THE BELL 🔔 PHILLIES WIN

Cue the Curb music

IT’S TIME 🕷️ 🔥 🕷️ 🔥 🕷️ 🔥 🕷️ 🔥

Happy Pride, y’all

DICKY LOVELADY BALLS AINT GOOD

NO. FREAKIN. WAY.

Orioles, wtf

Are you stupid?

🎶 Cynthia, she’s a really cool dancer. Cynthia, move it to the groove now 🎶 Fun fact: I tell coworkers I will look like Cynthia by the end of each semester.

RING THE BELL 🔔 PHILLIES WIN

BOOOOO

Phillies in the ninth

The Phillies have scored eight runs with two outs in the ninth inning.

TREAMOTHY, TREATTHEWS, TREA TREA, DO IT

Game isn’t over but I always gotta remind myself of this

SOSA DRAGGIN THAT WAGON INTO SECOND BASE WITH A DOUBLE

B*TCHES LOVE SOSA

WE ARE ALL MOIST AND UNSTABLE

MARSHY!!!!!!!

I LEFT FOR TWO GOD D*MN SECONDS WTF HAPPENED

JT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Jesus, just a sea of Chuds out there

Graphic design is my passion.

YOU HIT STOTT, YOU SON OF A B*TCH

Wet Boy crushing Dick Lovelady's ball

Dicky Lovelady - cackling

B*TCHES LOVE SOSA

Phillies

You cannot tell me Joseph Messa in those commercials doesn’t look Grima Wormtongue

literally watergate

So a call can’t be challenged if it’s fouled or not? That is the dumbest s**t.

Hi, Bleacher Creatures of Embiid and Maxey are $7.50 today on Amazon Haul, kthx

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

Collegeville Bakery posting this tantalizing picture is so unfair 😭

This Wawa’s bathroom graffiti is A+

RING THE BELL 🔔 PHILLIES WIN

NOT ANTHONY INTERVIEWING KYLE 😭 😭 😭

A true ally

🕷️ 🔥 🕷️ 🔥 🕷️ 🔥

Caillou hearing how much Kruk hates him

F**K CAILLOU, THAT BALD HEADED B*TCH. YOU TELL ‘EM, KRUK.