Good morning, another Sunday without Eagles football. I don’t know what to do with myself. Go Birds.

😕

When they said it was a personal matter about Alex Vesia not being on the roster, I was worried it was about his wife and the pregnancy. Just saw the statement - that’s so sad. Ugh, my heart goes out to them.

What does everyone use for TV/Subscription services because Comcast and I are gonna fight.

GOOD MORNING I NEED TO PRE ORDER THESE ASAP GO BIRDS

GOOD AFTERNOON, I AM DONE WITH STEROIDS (for now), PLEASE CLAP.

Trump rallies from now on

Am I parked in the car listening to Sabrina Carpenter while Leela is enjoying a kitty cup post-vet visit as a sweet treat? Yes.

Bluesky rn

Jack Shittarelli, am I right?

Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Where’s Alan

Please check all that apply

IT’S JAAAAAARED!!!

d’awww baby Tyrese!! 😭

Awww it’s Maxey’s birthday!! Happy birthday, Scorpio king!

A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year

Pennsylvania is a state that has really diverse & high stakes, up and down the ballot tomorrow. —control of state supreme court —lower state court races —Philly DA: Krasner's reelect —important, heated school boards —partisan battles for county execs in swing counties —Bucks County at a crossroads

Same energy and I’m here for it

If you, like me, have been lazy about looking up your local elections and you live in AZ, CA, CT, CO, DE, GA, MA, MI, NJ, NM, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, TX, WA, or WI, check the Working Families Party website for your voter guide! workingfamilies.org/candidates/

I’m making my way over to the polls around 10:30am - I want to give enough buffer time for people that have to go to work and need to vote first. IT’S CALLED CONSIDERATION.

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Dick Cheney is gone #haha #joy #tacotuesday #hopecore #happy I have never been more full of life youtube.com/shorts/YmsGm...

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

THE MORNING KEEPS GETTING BETTER

GOOD MORNING - DON’T FORGET TO GO VOTE TODAY.

When people start looking this way to me in real life it generally means I’m about to black out

Alright, I'm using the Finch app to help me with things. If you use it and want to add me, lemme know

Steroid update: fifth day of tapering. The migraines and feeling I'm going to jump out of my skin are dissipating. My BP and anxiety are still through the roof. No sleep. I hate all of this. Three more days.

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

My department is hiring an Assistant/Associate Professor in Epidemiology! #Episky listings.jobs.gmu.edu/jobs/global-...

I have barely woken up and Howie has already been hard at work.

The man never sleeps! #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles

Yikes yikes yikes Commanders

Sixers wiiiiiiin!!!

This team is so much fun, I love it 😭

That was a nasty move there, VJ.

I would personally like to tell James Jones that he can, indeed, suck it.

EMBIIIIIIIIID 😂

Waiting for 6:00 PM like

This perfectly encapsulates last night

You: sad about it getting dark by 4:00pm and DST ending Me: a goblin, emerging from my grave. My seasonal depression lifting as darkness falls early and coldness chills our bones. My brain and sleep patterns finally cooperating.

I need a Frinkiac type database for Arrested Development. I'll donate whatever to make it happen.