Bader’s booty going to heaven FOR SURE

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

GOOD AFTERNOON I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT COB (CRAZY OLD BROAD) NEIGHBOR IS MOVING OUT AND WAS CONFIRMED WITH LOGAN SEEING HER EMPTY APARTMENT. THIS WILL BE AN ABSOLUTE GLORIOUS HOMECOMING.

GOOD NIGHT, Y’ALL. SLEEP TIGHT!

Back on July 24th, a prophecy was revealed:

I wonder whose

Mets fans blaming pride night and Chappell Roan for their downfall is the best thing ever. I couldn't ask for more.

LOOOOL COWBOYS

“America’s Game of the Week”—

Sean McVay watching that game winning field goal attempt.

Bernie helped with that one. After all he knows something about blocks

Jordan Davis' 18.59 MPH on his game-winning field goal block and touchdown run is the fastest speed by a 330+ pound player in an NFL game since Week 4 of 2016 (Pat Sims), per NFL Next Gen Stats.

WE ALL ✨ MANIFESTED ✨ THAT BLOCK AND I LOVE THAT FOR US #EAGLES

BIRDS - The Eagles block the Rams FG and Jordan Davis *rumbles* for the TD

LOOOOOL JETS PULLED THE SAME ONE ON THE BUCS

FLY EAGLES FLY BABY

SUCK IT RAMS!!!!!!!

JORDAN DAVIS MY BIG BEAUTIFUL SON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

PLEASE BLOCK IT

OH MY GOD I WILL PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE

My mind says…turnover…by Baun again

GOD D**NIT. GOD DKSKSNAKSNSN DEFENSE BETTER DO IT OR I SWEAR TO F**KING GOD

GO FOR TWO

SMITTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I AM GOING THROW A REF INTO THE MIDDLE OF 676

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DO NOT THROW THE F**KING BALL DOWN THE GOD D**N FIELD I SWEAR TO GOD

I just yelled really loud in the unit and now alarms are going off 😭 SORRY, SORRY

getting the ball to AJ Brown is something Chuck Schumer is not ready to commit to

AJ AND SMITTY WILL GUIDE US

GO AJ, GO. GO AJ, GO AJ GO.

TAUNTING BUILDS CHARACTER, DEAL WITH IT

"What are you doing???? So bad!"

LULZ

Stafford handing off

GOD D**NIT

COME ON

JORDAN DAVIS IS MY VERY LARGE SON

JORDAN DAVIS SAID I DON’T THINK SOOOO

That is the most dumb a** call ever.

Patullo: so what you’re gonna do here is— Hurts:

Patullo being reminded that he has AJ Brown

AJ MY SON BROWN

MY QB SQUATS 600 LBS

WHEN YOU TAKE OUT PRYOR AND PUT IN FRED

THE ONLY DALLAS WE ROOT FOR, LET’S GOOOOOOOO BIRDS