BOOOOO

That helmet flying off scared the s**t outta me.

GOOD GOD

Did we miss an announcement of why they aren’t showing replays?

What the heck was that?! I need a replay on that.

The SCREAM I let out over these. @baldmarlin.bsky.social BE READY

Whoa whoa whoa, what in the actual f**k is the Wizards mascot?

Reminder the Senate is expected to vote on the Save America Act this week. Please contact your senator and urge them to vote no. You may be seeing a lot of apparent “support” for the bill on social media, but it is not organic. Bot accounts have been flooding senators pages urging them to vote yes.

Dear Iran Hackers: The credit card debt deleting is fabulous, great idea, A+. Can I make a small request to hack into Nelnet, Sallie Mae, and MOHELA and press delete on those too?

Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

Not my dumb a** wearing a rain coat because it was RAINING EARLIER, NOT F**KING SNOWING WTF IS THIS???

So are y'all tailgating only on the 26th? 😭 I'm gonna have to BEG my work.

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

PLAY THE FRIGGIN SONG!!!! #SIXERS WIN

“Hello, are you having an existential crisis? Would you like assistance?”

Three WEEKS FOR MAXEY?!

I need Mother Nature to cool her jets. Got it 77° and sunny out here in early-mid March. My legs are paler than Powder’s a** cheeks and you want me to wear shorts?! The audacity.

Got my second Shingles shot yesterday and y'all, lemme tell you, the side effects are no joke. Feeling like straight up dookie over here.

THEY SPLIT UP THE EXCITING WHITES

Nakobe too?! Shoooooot.

Harry Kazanjian, 69, was the chef at his family's bakery, Les Delices, for 38 years. His final creation was a batch of his delectable Grand Marnier Charlotte, the last cakes crafted completely with his own hands. His hard working hands now lay to rest. His apron draped over his chair one last time.

Hi hi hi, listen, i know I complain a lot about this s**t but for the love of god…STOP USING ACCESSIBLE PARKING SPOTS AS CART CORRALS. HOLY S**T. “I don't have time to put it back”- WELL I DO HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SHOVE MY CANE STRAIGHT UP YOUR A—

Probably should've laid off those edibles before I did my own taxes. A side note however...I'm getting back twelve and a half million dollars.

I need the thing to happen. I need the thing to happen very, very soon.

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

Could bounce a quarter clear to the moon on that thing.

With the angle, the NJ goalie was blocking the line and M so it looked like the ad said “Rail a**” and that's the one ounce of joy I had today.

how many of his dips**t cult members own gas-guzzling trucks

I’d really like to see one of those a**holes pull an ol’ Budd Dwyer.

Iranian state television has announced that the Assembly of Experts has chosen Mojtaba Khamenei as supreme leader after a “decisive vote”. He's the son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei who was killed by the US on February 28.

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

(sorry, said “agents” last time) Send the ICE dips**ts.

I constantly think about that analogy of being in a relationship and dating now being like catching the last chopper out of Vietnam.

It's not far off. Friends tell me dating app stories that resemble this.

It's MS Awareness (I think we are all aware) Month. Here are some things not to say. Also, I'm adding “I knew someone with MS. They died” on here.

Went to step out and somehow, I had New Balances were on and the Home Depot theme song started playing???

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

I do not give a hootie boot toot, this DST bulls**t sucks a**.

“in the new york fire department, there’s a special unit that fights fires in chicago”

I am weird and love looking at houses for sale (we can never afford) but let me be frank - don't put up a listing and then the kitchen looks like TRASH. Tiny, no storage, and you asking for $600k+???? GIRL no.