That's a bye baby! #RingTheBell

Ok, but we are going to make fun of that fan for missing that catch and delaying the game, right?

As a Philadelphia dad. It is my solemn duty. To say to the Phillies. “Save some home runs for the postseason!!!!!!!!!!!”

Before you ask, no team has ever had two players hit 4 home runs in a game in a single season

You get a dinger! You get a dinger!

It’s raining dingers!!!!

So Strong Sosa

Kyle Schwarber's 23 home runs against a lefty this season are the most in Major League Baseball history for a lefty batter vs. lefty pitcher.

Violating Rule #1 - Always look cool.

KYLE SCHWARBER CAN HIT 55

Bohm redeemed

Himbo Hats just in time for a Red October (along with everything else) code: REDOCTOBER gets you 10% off everything that can be discounted

I’ve walked the Italian Market dozens of times but this weekend I spotted for the first time this massive sign of a bedazzled cannoli wearing a crown. Inside you can buy giant cannolis for $50. South Philly does not adhere to the constraints of reality.

You couldn’t write a more annoying late September game with relatively low stakes than this one

@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz are you hearing this Cleavers interview? Needs to be in the Hoagie Mouth montage!

Cabrera was deliberately walking Schwarbs and ump was like

Obligatory

Respect the Otto Empire!

Schwarbomb. Order up!

Apparently the rapture only hit Comcast, because my internet and TV are shit today.

Jordan Davis - Chariots.mp3

Are we going to see the first nap ever taken on the moon? www.army.mil/article/2886... @plunkettprime.bsky.social

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Blowing a huge lead is always worse. Just ask the Rams.

HAPPY VICTORY MONDAY AND A GO BIRDS TO YOU. 🦅 I hope Jordan Davis is having an amazing day.

Army identifies soldiers killed in helicopter crash last week at Joint Base Lewis-McChord

Eagles blocked two field goals today. If they get another block this season we're going to have to start talking about banning guys putting their hands up on defense during field goals.~every hater on ESPN probably.

🚨UPDATE: In response to the boycott that erupted over the weekend, Disney decided to update the cancellation process on their website, making it MORE DIFFICULT FOR THEIR SUBSCRIBERS TO STOP GIVING THEM MONEY. This underhanded strategy hasn’t retained customers as they hoped.

If Peloton doesn't capitalize on that Jordan Davis run, the marketing team should be fired.

EAGLES COVER -3.5 on a blocked FG returned for a TD as time expires when they already leading by 1 lmao

It's a day of blocked kicks! Now the Jets 😅

THICC SIX TO END THE GAME!

the philadelphia eagles are blessed by the angels and graced by the light of heaven. i'm sorry if this offends you but it is demonstrably true

I am watching that Jordan Davis run on repeat for the rest of the night.

O M G BLOCKED!!!

Hey that AJ Brown guy is pretty good might want to keep throwing at him

The AJ Retribution Tour is now underway

Vibes are good

Taunting calls are so dumb. No matter what team you're rooting for.

Boom

The Eagles are only 57 tush pushes away from tying this game

go to super bowl lose offensive coordinator promote from inside the org suck hire outside oc go to super bowl lose offensive coordinator promote from inside the org YOU ARE HERE

I'm surprised more teams haven't gone with the line drive kickoff. Makes a lot of sense with the new rule.

Also, it seems worth noting, if it was important, strategically, to have Bagram - which I don't think it was, but follow me here - well, to hold Bagram you need to hold quite a lot of Afghanistan. So if it were important, than the guy that signed off on Doha would have to be a pretty big idiot, huh?

Bohm is back baby #alliteration

Harper + first pitches

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