Every email I've seen so far is "Sent from my iPhone." Real marketing opportunity for Android to do something memorable.

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

am i to wear NICKEL loafers? #inflation

I can no longer compensate you for your thoughts

Grimly... funny's the wrong word, but you know what I mean... thing is I still don't think this was some overarching convoluted blackmail scheme or anything like that. These people are all just rich and powerful perverts, and also idiots, and so gravitated to the guy who was happy to cater to them.

That first line tho... turntables.gif

No, not Home Depot stuff 😂

Hey Giants, you should hire Kevin Patullo to be your Head Coach.

They say that NFL professional teams are selfish and only in for their own good but then you see that the 2-8 Giants have given a star running back to the number one team in football right now (Eagles) and a quarterback to the number two team (Colts) and it restores your faith in humanity.

Remember, veterans are not a monolith. Happy Veterans Day! (no apostrophe)

The Eagles are 7-2 with tiebreakers over the Rams, Packers, and Bucs and I feel like someone could still be fired tomorrow morning.

No kings. No masters.

Immediately started looking for The Sodfather on the sideline

Eagles fans: currently in a PTSD crashout from Super Bowl in Arizona

We back up.

Oh, GB can't tush push? No wonder they're so mad.

Only the 4th turnover of the season. Sucks, but all things considered. Gotta maintain momentum on next possession.

To the haters from outside the club please comment on GB’s tush pushes as well other wise it’s just selective crybabyness

JALYX HUNT

AFRICOM reported this morning that the US conducted an airstrike on November 8 in Somalia.

Hell yeah! Happy Birthday. Where’s my beer…

Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it. This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...

5-3 is so fitting for these two bizarre ass teams

Safety

F it - nap of the earth

Everything he touches

flood it

Kash Patel. Not the guy you want on your side when the other side is saying, "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes."

Club Dix is 🔥 Sean 'Diddy' Combs Caught Drinking Homemade Alcohol in Prison | Us Weekly share.google/TrUEy6zrrgao...

Now Mad King Donald is demanding the Washington Commanders' new football stadium that's being built on the site of the old RFK Stadium needs to be named for him. How about: Trump Dump Subpoena Arena Hate Him Stadium Treason Field Pedofield Dementia Dome Mile High on Adderal

A New Hope

Dads Veterans Day Reminder You tip the wait staff even though the meal was free

People are more than their jobs. Except pilots. Once you are a skygod/dess that's it. That's you now.

Commanders are 3-7 since the Hard Rock takeover. 😂 #nfl #NFL #nflmems

DET by 50 TDs

I’m never skipping a beauty pageant again.

good to see the company led by elon musk, who has railed against mail-in voting as ripe for fraud, allow mail-in voting for his compensation package decision

If it becomes a viral bit, you must acquit.

Grim irony that the Trump administration’s argument for disregarding the War Powers Resolution to continue the lawless killing of civilians at sea echoes the Obama administration’s argument for disregarding the WPR to do humanitarian intervention in Libya. www.justsecurity.org/123844/war-p...

NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown. The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:

New Jersey just elected a Governor born in Virginia and Virginia just elected a Governor born in New Jersey

Given the news about Cheney, this couldn’t be more apt: “Aides say that far more planning has gone into striking at the Maduro government than on what it would take to govern Venezuela should the operation succeed.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...

You will be shocked, shocked to learn that Trump’s claims about fentanyl and lethal U.S. maritime strikes are false. Shared my thoughts with @svdate.bsky.social about the real reasons the U.S. is lawlessly attacking these vessels.

When all of the worst people in the country are having very public meltdowns about your candidacy, you know you're doing it right.

They deserve each other

The Birds broke them. There is no other explanation and I will not be taking questions at this time.

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

The people who say ROE tied our hands were mad that we didn't kill somebody, not that we couldn't kill the right people. See also defending obviously shoddy death penalty convictions. Some people want the violence for its own sake. /fin

I'm looking to speak to people who rely on SNAP about what this past week has been like. If that's you, please reach out, or pass along to others. Can be anonymous. Signal: marisakabas.04 Email: [email protected]