On a sunny day, nothing and I mean nothing beats SE AK/PNW. Come visit! Just…like not when I’m here. Don’t like the crowds My god it’s amazing.

Can somebody check my math here… Mail is too insecure for ballots but IS now safe enough for direct mail order of firearms?

No World Cup matches today. Baseball day game is Giants/Jays. How am I supposed to work with nothing to distract me from work?

an election is a job interview to become one of the most powerful people in the country. he is “innocent until proven guilty” in that no one can throw him in jail without a trial. it doesn’t mean “you are legally obligated to give him the job he wants and he can’t ever face a single consequence”

I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He’s was a little lubed up drinking his favorite whiskey, Jack Daniel’s, but otherwise sounded to be in great spirits

Egypt blowing an early massive lead like it's October 1973.

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Just saw something more horrific than having your brain pulled out via your nose… Egypt just gutted like a fish

Somebody heard about McConnell

Women’s World Cup is about 11 months away. FYI.

Boom! Eat shit Waffles!

Best thing about BBQ weekends is leftover pulled pork sandwich lunch over the sink on Monday.

The better half put on Parallel Lines while we were making dinner and man, I never realized how good and EXCEPTIONALLY Prog Rog some of these songs are.

I would like to highlight the prescient details of this post. Do not focus on the typo I clearly put in per team names. In closing, I meant to do that but the other way around.

HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN

Apocalypso starts now

Oh. There’s going to be some murders after this one.

A minute to the first Yellow? This is going to be amazing.

Results were satisfactory

The ceremony has been completed. Welcome to the fold.

Celebrating America with a true American success story… Smokey and the Bandit

Made Eggplant parm tonight First time, will not be the last time.

Seattle folks, dog sitter needed

They gave to the last full measure. Jesus what a game…

Aw poop

(Writes down “Egypt” next to “Gallipoli” and “Tobruk”).

Tomorrow we celebrate the greatest day…Saturday In celebration I offer a large hunk o pork

Fuck that. These guys fucking blow

Muhgawd Croatia.

USAF Major Jason Watson is a hero

🚨🚨 #houndsky siren: Help us get this ABTCR hound to his new home! Cyrus here has an adopter waiting for him in Sealevel, NC; we're trying to get him from Atlanta to Raleigh where he can be taken the rest of the way. Anybody up for a lil road trip with a four-legged friend?

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

Dirty? Name checks out.

Has anyone tried unplugging the Padres and plugging them back in?

The fix is in. Check has cleared

Watch US-BIH? Nah… No injuries- dude managed to hit a parked car and is now acting up. Good times.

He’s going for the ball and is in front of the Belgian This is some shit.

Uggggghhhhhh. What a great opportunity

Belgium should go for two here…

That’s a Senagoahead further

Lifelong Senegal fan here. I’m pleased.

Fuuuuuuck! Senegal soooo close

cmon Doc. Do the thing!

pausa de hidratacion

Hey Jude That play was bad Take this card now and make it yellow The Congo is getting under your skin And you should begin To play much better 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🇨🇩