I had this fucker on my fantasy team one year One.

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#WDWPicOfTheDay (I will forget to add to this 🧵 every day)

No pain relievers for him No Tylenol. No Ibuprofen. NONE OF IT.

The workweek is OVAH!

@jpalmerdubs.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VERY merry un-unbirthday to YOU!

@sendalienstome.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VERY merry un-unbirthday to YOU!

2, 3, or 4 if it’s a reputable place. If it’s overly marinated, 6 or 7.

hard to believe how many people across the entire world want one simple thing that just never seems to happen

Today in 1977 astronomers discovered a faint but distinct ring around Uranus, which is a true sentence I want you to enjoy.

I’m of the opinion that we can remove a lot of the qualifiers here “Demonstrated that big business execs are not actually smart”

Emu Chalupa Baja

The way I would yank that shit out and set it on fire

Seems like a good, stable choice. #Disney

Are you fucking high?

#WDWPicOfTheDay (I will forget to add to this 🧵 every day)

can someone please explain to me what is going on with the Discover Tab people whose bio is the Liam Neeson Taken monologue about sending them DMs? What kind of DMs are these people getting? Do they know they can just turn off DMs? A completely alien species of posting to me beyond my comprehension

Aerial view of Disney-MGM Studios after opening in 1989 and the “World’s Largest Hidden Mickey”.

Good grief RETIRE.

Look, as much as people like to doom about the end of Bluesky, it will have to get Twitter/Facebook level bad before I think about leaving. And by that I mean basically unusable.

Well at least MLS doesn't have an official gaming partner and ads at every game..... **touches earpiece

LITERALLY LIL MARCO

I am SHOCKED that a player, let alone more than one, would bet on sports It’s not like there are betting lines on every event, in every sport, in apps and online, sponsored by betting companies and commercials for betting during games and so on and so forth. **touches earpiece

I am SHOCKED that a player, let alone more than one, would bet on sports It’s not like there are betting lines on every event, in every sport, in apps and online, sponsored by betting companies and commercials for betting during games and so on and so forth. **touches earpiece

Makes you think.

Now Michael is truly a Pittman

That’s great for him. Get that bag Good luck with that OL.

LOOK A LION! OH MY GOD

CURLING DRAMA China and Team USA tied on the final shot of the final end of the final game of round robin play the Americans are eliminated if China makes the shot All they can do is watch

This with the low res photo is just perfect

CANNED TUA

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Bluesky feeds really need to learn to differentiate between incredibly negative Tottenham Hostspur posts and positive San Antonio Spurs posts

The Sabres have 7 wins in a row since returning from the Olympic break. The only team the Lightning have beaten since the Olympic break is the last place Toronto Maple Leafs.

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EVERGREEN SKEET

What it’s like Having Negroni (Let’s see who gets this one)

POSTGAME SHENANIGANS

Rest of the NHL has to be watching this game thinking... Holy fuck, we do not want to face either of these teams in April or May.

YESSIR LETS GO BUFFALO!!!

I love Fantasia but at its heart it is a collection of shorts. Beauty and the Beast was nominated for Best Picture.

Happy International Women’s Day!

I love Fantasia but at its heart it is a collection of shorts. Beauty and the Beast was nominated for Best Picture.