Seriously LOOK AT ST PETERSBURG IT IS GORGEOUS

Hello Have I already been drinking Hush you ngl.link/thecore28

WE STAN AN OREGON KING GET WELL SOON AND FUCK CANCER

OBJECTION Harrison was president for 30 days and Wilkins had like a 17-year career give him Darko Milicic or something

I swear it’s nothing but fucking bangers today youtu.be/9SE222v1eyM?...

“Hey the bird stuff was really great algorithm but I’m really in the mood for something hilariously awkward that will immediately appeal to me personally” “Say no more fam” youtu.be/kZE_-D3Oixg?...

This man fueled by nothing but grain alcohol and CoD Twitch streams

Everything kinda sucks right now and YouTube must know I’m kinda down because it slapped me across the face with “WOULD YOU LIKE TO BIRDWATCH WITH SEAN BEAN I KNOW YOU DO” Yes. Yes I do. youtu.be/m9aroePaO90?...

This statement, FYI, is the papal version of this

Old skit obviously but the title and reupload date: 🤌🏻🤌🏻 youtu.be/S3o-3pL79O4?...

I WAS going to attempt to make a point how this is possibly more for the international community, that the Dems know that America is Lone Wolfing itself into oblivion and Ds would like *some* sort of alliances when they take office And then Starmer did what he did so never mind, just say it’s bad

The one everyone’s going to say in Young Frankenstein - AND FOR GOOD REASON - so I’ll zag and say Ed Wood

I actually lasted much longer with BB than I did with Walking Dead - which was half of one episode before I said to myself “wait a minute I profoundly hate zombie shit why am I watching this” I know it’s good! If you like it, go off king! Just don’t ever try to convince me I should!

Keir once again can’t resist the lure of America’s…uh…I’m guessing future private equity prospects? idk man this guy is turbo-cooked

YOU GUYS WE GOT THE STORY OF ROSALIND youtu.be/9BmORD0jGeI?...

Post pics of your pet judging you

He’s gonna wonder why everyone wants directions to the fucking Globe Theater, for one

YouTube please it is the Lord’s day

God damn Dawn rocks www.espn.com/womens-colle...

My neighbors have programmed their Tesla so the *beepbeep* when you lock or unlock the doors is a clown horn and it is SO LOUD I can hear every time they come home wherever I am in the house

Anyway what say we run to the grocery store and make a lasagna about it tonight

Sure let’s throw a power vacuum in there too why the hell not (Khamenei, do not misunderstand me, was a piece of shit)

A thousand Best Buy employees just clinched their buttcheeks because even when “budget” pcs were actually cheap everyone always returned them and complained they were too slow

The newest Behind the Bastards has an ad for generative AI stock portfolios and that might be more depressing than anything else this week

Ok everything is terrible so I have fallen down the rabbit hole of looking at Boerboel puppies I will never be able to have This lil’ dude - who is 11 weeks old in this pic, mind you - is going to end up around *checks notes* 180-190 pounds

If you pull up the Core Glossary and look up “this is my shit,” this video will be the first thing you see

Ah I’ve woken up to see that ol’ Benny and his sidekick President Peace Prize McPuddingbrain did something amazingly stupid

Oh and in case anyone missed it, the 10th Anniversary Stardew Valley concert is available in full! youtu.be/knx-_GIkH8M?...

TIL Bruce Campbell is apparently just me in my 20s if this picture is anything to go by

Kenyon Sadiq MY GOD 247sports.com/college/oreg...

It’s amazing how much better you feel when it’s 5pm and still very much light outside

A NEW WAR CRIMES VIDEO youtu.be/zMD44gcSIJw?...

Also framing this as “half of WOMEN under 30 are childless” is WILD and I do not like any of the many possible implications of that word choice

Ok so I was 24 in 2008 and dating a guy who wanted kids and I went “my guy I make $9/hr in a library and you are a student I certainly hope you don’t mean right now because just you and I are eating ramen and Walmart French bread for dinner” I say this for no reason, none at all

My friend asked me today if I watched SOTU and I literally just replied with this song music.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKl...

well thank god that wasn’t a thing in 2007 I’ll tell you what

I’m sorry but Jordan with Jünter’s face on him made me spit out my drink

Wait the kid’s name is what now

Matt out here starting fires and skipping away laughing youtu.be/QDzbK8Co250?...

My favorite old man is back and something about this suit makes me imagine him playing grime down the Rotary Club or something and I would pay very good money to see that crowd shot youtube.com/shorts/_Ytgk...

@picklesbaseball.bsky.social Casa Diablo Night when

SOMEONE GOT BOOTED FROM THE COURTROOM FOR SKETCHING JURORS AND IDENTIFYING THEM BY NUMBER IT IS DAY FOUR OF THIS TRIAL WHAT IS HAPPENING

🎶AND I’M PROUD TO BEEEE AN AMERIICAAAAANN🎶

Ok so as a millennial woman I catch trials in the news sometimes and in the Kouri Ritchens case I just saw THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL CROSS OF A JAIL SNITCH I HAVE EVER SEEN

I must have been thinking about Olive Garden or something because I read that tagline as “When you’re here, you are here!”

Only two single men the entire time and neither of them were tall FALSE ADVERTISING (But the beer and the food were great and the lady bartenders were amazing, highly recommend)

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others, etc

Maybe I’ll finally find love at

I just want to note that I publicly called out both Altman and Graves not ten hours ago and both teams won today Maybe I should start yelling at Dan in August or something

I only need four points Oregon 23, Auburn 22 in 2011 would change football as we know it and I am not exaggerating