Monday 7:30 update: - 2 apps in today - interview was actually a phone screen, it was fine - woke up at 6:30 - not only did I leave the house and exercise, I RAN. Me! Running! (Ok light jogging but I am fat with a questionable ticker) - Brutus, as always, is a handsome boy

I just turned on the game and the lions scored You’re welcome

Me, approximately one week a month:

Hahaha you fools taking Tylenol, I have my giant bottle of Kirkland Acetaminophen PM so I’m safe!

As a gun owner: 100% agreement

What the hell is Collinsworth talking about

As someone who only wants good things for my boy Herbo, I won’t trust the Chargers until they lift the Lombardi

Bitching about the refs not calling false starts on Jawaan Taylor walked so bitching about the refs not calling false starts on the Tush Push could run

FUNEMPLOYMENT GOALS, WEEK 2: - finish Project: Clean Depression House - leave the house every day - 2x job apps/day - Brutus gets a bath (which will be the hardest thing on this list - 3x workouts this week - Nail interview on Monday - follow-up on top 3 job prospects

SKATTEBO

If you know me you know I do not get offended easily and this fucking offends me deeply

JFC Niners this is why I can’t abide you

FOUR Oregon QBs have played in an NFL game today. One of them is Tyler Shough, so let’s call it 3.5

JUSTIN. HERBERT.

BONIX WITH WHEELS

End-of-week accountability post: - average wake-up: 7:45 (goal: 7am) - left the house every day, including the coast, pinball nirvana, and Autzen ✅ - 14 job apps in, only one rejection (goal: 15) - rowed 2/3 goal times but did some other workout on Friday - Brutus is a very handsome boy

Uhhhhh Cowboys

Commanders win, Nats win, Cowboys already looking ass Oregon’s going to lose by 30 to penn state aren’t they

lol saints

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE NFL

Oh shit I forgot I ordered a pizza last night and fell asleep before I could eat it Also they gave me an extra large instead of a large so I have a lot of pizza now

If you have the Vikings defense in your fantasy league they have given you 32 points (depending on scoring) AT HALFTIME In unrelated news, I am losing my fantasy league this week

You can’t pin this Bengals performance on Burrow being out, they look like they don’t give a shit out there

This dude is playing out of his damn mind today my god

GRAPE JOB WITH THE KICKER CHANGE FALCONS.

The old-school Bucs logo/jerseys should be permanent and I will not be arguing this point

If you told me in 1997 that 3 Oregon QBs would be starting an NFL game in the same week I would not have believed you

Y’all I am not passing the USC test tonight, I’m exhausted, have fun sickos

GO GATA

There is no way that is targeting

SAFETY!!!!

I am very annoyed because OSU scored their one TD after a busted coverage got them to the 1. DO BETTER DUCKS

Just catching up on the games and Nebraska I’m sorry but your run defense is doo doo

TIME TO SHOUT MOTHERFUCKES

I have been to two football games en vivo so far and I don’t remember them being this hot is this what climate change is

Wait why is the Clemson game still going on

It’s been an hour and there’s only 5 minutes left in the half?!? MY GOD

Dillon Brooks is at the game throwing T-shirts and his response was more muted than N’Faly Dante (who played how many minutes for the Hawks this year? Four?)

Pretty good fucking seats!!

Y’all CLIMPSON IS ASSSSS

LOLLLLLLL

Oh buddy Clempson

Ride the shuttle bus and not spend the entire time talking about traffic challenge: impossible

If you’re not going to call it Civil War, Platypus Cup is the ONLY acceptable alternative

Wait why the hell did Des pick Kent State

Why is there so much scoring in Iowa/Rutger I don’t like it

Oh no Okie State that defense is BAD bad

“COME ON TIKTOK FIND THESE OWNERS” *dog is obscured by caption and hat*

Willie Nelson, probably

Just spitballing here - do I know someone at Georgia Tech (ha) who knows anyone at Office of Information Technology