A friend let her daughter pack her own suitcase for a trip this week. Opened the suitcase at the airport and found seven stuffed pandas.

The Evansville Press, April 10,1916

good midnight @timhodgson.bsky.social

Playing as Maria in Castlevania Dracula X Chronicles / Rondo of Blood / the PSP port of Symphony of the Night

this post is purely intended as humor. I would never watch TNA Impact on any network.

If I were an occupying force in a winter wasteland I would simply bring ice cleats.

me when i'm told i also have to executive direct the portland local

Ahhh, this should be fun. Can’t mail a ballot but can mail a gun

2026 has me feeling like this random guy in Independence Day who is for some reason going to work during the alien apocalypse

i don't even know why i'm raising this here because i know i'm going to get a hundred replies of "Trump has god powers that will let him do whatever he wants and thus we have no choice but to bend to his will," but for those of you capable of complex thought, these are questions to ask yourself.

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

that's all, run the fucking ball

is he dead yet

I take it something new happened?

WHAT DID HE KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT

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Cody Rhodes has the hook up for that Wheatley Vodka sponsorship deal

Incredible story from The Miz @briesmith.xyz @chocotaco.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRbN...

boy dinner www.youtube.com/watch?v=T38e...

Treason and crimes of that ilk are actually the one category of crimes where I think the state is justified in imposing the death penalty.

A thought that came to mind So there are calls for Leo to excommunicate Vance. Not my place to have any opinion on that. But let's say he does. No way this administration accepts that. And the Pope is also a foreign government official. Could we see sedevacantism as official US foreign policy?

lol owned

it's not a prerequisite that the guy who explains how toasters work be of sound morals, but it's nice that he is

So do you think he tricked God with a death bed conversion or....?

This is going to be such a shitshow www.cagesideseats.com/post/EE_YGze...

The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money

Just spitballing here, but I think the founders probably wouldn't have approved of a President putting the entirety of a highly militarized federal government on a war footing against a state because he didn't like how they voted in the last election. But I'm sure John Roberts knows what he's doing.

You've not experienced Melville until you have read him in the original Klingon.

You people aren't naming robots. You're naming mechs.

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

We broke Matt :( youtu.be/GNmjX0iPtOg?...

new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up

BREAKING: Senator Mark Kelly sues Pete Hegseth, DOD, and others over Hegseth's censure of Kelly and effort to reduce his retirement grade, alleging violations of the First Amendment, due process, Speech & Debate Clause, and federal laws. Kelly is represented by Arnold & Porter.

he's into watersports @hulcricket.bsky.social

They murdered Renee Good, and Minnesotans increased their turnout and have been even more in the face of ICE. I think that illustrates a lack of fear to die for what's right.

I hear your mom is making sausage for dinner

good morning @guynemer.bsky.social

good morning @mooney039.bsky.social

In honor of foot ball here's one of my favorite exchanges from the old site

You know he was prepared for some performative "policing" because he was sprinting towards the camera, fell on his ass, then hobbled back to where he was coming from once embarrassed. If something actually had to be policed, he would've continued on towards the issue.

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

There is no repair without justice. Forgiveness without contrition is just permission. If they think they can get away with it, and you let them, they will just be even more emboldened next time.