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thanks to @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social for this piece of trivia a year or two back

I never knew competitive Battleship was so popular on Bluesky

And that's Christianity in a nutshell.

Wait, you're telling me the wrestling zombie didn't actually beat up the wrestling clown?

good morning @dude3000.bsky.social @senorblanxo.bsky.social @qaxxar.bsky.social @mondilator.bsky.social @socratesjohnson.bsky.social

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good morning @timhodgson.bsky.social

Why is the Secretary of State at this?

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

Youth pastor voice: “you know who else followed escorts?”

Another reason to support court reform is that the Supreme Court, as constituted, is incapable of functionally administering the law. A court that wasn't captured by far right billionaires would've prevented the government from enforcing these at all.

Do you have a good rum punch recipe @circusmaximus.bsky.social ?

love it or hate it you have to admit it’s really spooky that all the stuff in the song came true

This Mega Man robot master reveal rollout is getting ridiculous.

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The USL’s union-busting tactics won’t intimidate the players. It’s time for the league to stop the games, negotiate a fair contract, and pay these workers a living wage. Solidarity with USL players!

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

A kids book series about a genderless toy which comes to life when locked inside furniture. I call it The Enby in the Cupboard

Snakes on a plane.

We're thrilled to join the @aflcio.org and stand alongside our fellow players associations and 15 million working people. PWHL players are proud to be part of the labor movement and will continue to fight for the rights and well-being of our members and all workers. 📰: apnews.com/article/wome...

Just told my 10yo daughter about hashbrown KristiNoem. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said ‘Noemkanda forever’ -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate

[Exit Murderer.]

Papal Cap's second worst affiliation.

Werner Herzog's Jingle All the Way

Jar Jar Kinks is what I call Aggie Cadets' masturbation practices

god help me and fuck Chuck Schumer, but it's genuinely bullshit that Schumer is the key image here. it was a party line vote, with Schumer voting against. only Dem that broke ranks was Fetterman, of course.

Career military turned mechanic, dentist.

Getting ever closer to my "sedevacantism as official US foreign policy" joke

My prediction? Dr Doom reveals he has two butts (a main butt and a “backup” butt.)

Congratulations to our beloved @awintory.bsky.social on winning the 2026 Grammy Award for Best Score Soundtrack For Video Games And Other Interactive Media. He was kind enough to gift us on a glimpse of Sword of the Sea from @giantsquidstudios.com on our past concert. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lBL...

Agree with this take. Sotomayor was clear and correct: "Until defendants try to obtain relief from New York’s highest court, this Court cannot and should not act." SCOTUS' opinion is a legal nullity. About as binding as shouting, "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"

Given who's saying it, we could call it a blitz-keg

one funny thing we could do to the supreme court is take the power to deny cert away from them, and their clerks

At the very least it would be a good idea to take away individually hired clerks. Have a pool; if a judge needs research or drafting help, just shoot the clerk pool an email and one will be randomly assigned to them This would have the benefit of totally destroying the Federalist patronage network

and their chairs

we could also take away their air conditioning

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Probably best to block and move on @n2theblue.bsky.social lol

Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.

Bluesky Learn Reading Comprehension Challenge Level: Impossible

hey @olliemcclellan.bsky.social @mooney039.bsky.social is this good

i don't want a nuclear israel