who was it the other day saying something about "I don't see why trans people are upset over everything when as far as I know it's just sports"

I don't know that I was mad per se but after spending what felt like 17 hours in the theater watching Tár and noticeably aging during that time, I was unhappy when I left the cinema

for some reason I'm remembering that DoD and DHS both got real insistent they needed the Sig P320 despite a previous pause on acquisition of the gun due to its tendency to fire without the trigger being pulled

if y'all love the winter Olympics you should watch For Your Eyes Only, an actually good James Bond movie that features an extended section when he goes to northern Italy and they tie in a bunch of winter Olympics sports

huh

the scene in Dirty Work when Chris Farley is trying to put Rolling Stones' "Street Fight" on the jukebox for the fight but presses D7 instead of D8 and Norm MacDonald gets beat up to "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes lives rent free in my head

One of my biggest fears about the midterms is that ICE could flood the polls with agents who perform Kavanaugh Stops on every non-white person before they get a chance to cast as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame.

the theatrical cuts of LOTR are better than the extended editions you know it's true you're just a weird nerd who wants everything from the book (except tom bombadil*) in there even tho none of the added material moves the story and most of it is filler at best

in the middle of a mountain bike race I got a flat, discovered my CO2 inflator was empty, had a hole in my spare tube, and had two plugs fail, so I straight up threw my whole bike into the woods. just grabbed it and discuss tossed it into the underbrush.

good morning @thegreatets.bsky.social

you ain't gotta tell me, it's just in my nature, so take it like a taker 'cause baby I'm a giver (squatting 8 reps of Tilda plus 35 lbs, 3 sets)

I love that when I start typing "hillary clinton" into a search engine the first suggestion is "hillary clinton-age" because I'm def not the only one wondering when she's going to leave us be

oh wow it's carnival already! anyway fool that I was I bought a pipe of what passes for Amontillado but fool that I was I paid the full Amontillado price for it. anyone wanna come down to the vaults with me and help me verify its authenticity?

this was even more interesting than I expected it to be and I went in pretty hopeful

the year is 2026 you don't have to care about anyone from breadtube anymore like don't be mean to them or anything just ignore them when they say dumb stuff yes this is about contrapoints

besides the point but this stock photo is sending me

state elections happen every two years which means as a trans person every other year I get to watch and wonder and worry whether I'm going to have to leave the state where I've made my home and community I do what I can to counterweight that with involvement in local community and build joy but

actually it's pronounced DOOOOOOOO-VAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL

I want to reheat this coffee in the microwave but one of my long time students is in the kitchenette and I don't want them to see how I live

now, all I know about cocaine is what I learned in DARE but isn't that A LOT of cocaine?

if we're gonna have the political trolley problem discourse over and over and over could we at least pick an example actually more generally electable than governor temu patrick bateman

I would estimate that I love olives more than 99 out of 100 people and even I'm like "who is this for" mebbe a second exclamation point would have sold me

I should call her

happy v-day everyone

quote @gendercrook.bsky.social about this: "good for them, getting some of that cougussy"

on a saturday?!? (squatting 8 reps of Tilda plus 25 lbs, 3 sets)

oh I didn't report back on this I got contacts and while it was an ordeal to learn to get them in the first time and is still kind of a pain, it's rad to be able to see better again while skiing

I feel like you gotta have more than 13 followers or so to be "main character" like I'm annoyed that I even had to take the time to block that guy when there was no reason for that post to be on my timeline

further evidence that middle schoolers are all sociopaths (many of whom fortunately grow out of it)

I have also done...things...and I am *enormously* concerned about germs. like these things don't track with each other. our HHS secretary is just a crank who is wildly unqualified for the job

still thinking about that lady randomly exclaiming "fart [n-word]" on camera

"And what about Tolar, did you kill him too?" "We should be talking about how the DOW is up 50,000!"

ok so I read the article and this is actually a legit study and these statistics about timing and frequency are probably good baselines to establish so actual diagnosis could be done but also farts are funny -they come out of a butt -they smell bad -they make a funny noise it's simply science

neat!

she's right, and she's right to say it

zero point zero the only thing that comes close is raisins and really I just don't want them in MY birthday cake when it's german chocolate

I saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) in theaters and I was way too young to see that my gods

it's killing me that the DoD gave CBP anti-aircraft capability it leaked that CBP used it to shoot down a children's party balloon and CBP had to reach out and correct the record that actually they shot down FOUR children's party balloons

it's thursday, which is a day, which means it's time to train my mind and body to fight god (squatting 8 reps of Tilda plus 25 lbs, 3 sets)

shot: when you're sad that you're not getting walkies

oh cool ICE gonna be staying at the hotel next to my work next week and parking in the same parking garage as my building

-Napoleon Bonaparte, morning of June 18th, 1815

[sees more discourse about that guy and that guy's widow] [taps the sign]

in retrospect I am so lucky that most of my math and science teachers in middle school and high school were women that didn't hold up through college, but I have the early introduction of women teaching the advanced STEM courses and taking no shit about it

NEW MUNA ALBUM ANNOUNCED I REPEAT NEW MUNA THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I somehow missed San Antonio hiring The Big Hurt to replace Popovich but I'm not surprised it didn't work out like yeah he's got the build for it but he didn't play that sport

ngl the messiness surrounding the medal winners in olympic biathlon is making me feel better about myself

I find the strangest things on our little walks

the first party I went to when I moved to Germany was entirely Germans except me and at some point someone played Sinatra's "New York, New York" and the entire party stopped and sang along to the whole thing it was wild

just tested this theory and