I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering—as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again.

look let's not ask why I was looking closer at these but HOLY SHIT THEY ARE A THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS

McCitch Monnell

"should I start using a weight belt?" and other thoughts as I wait for an email reply from two pay grades above me

I actually did watch Stargate (1994) on the 4th of july and it was just as fun a movie as I remember, perfect 90s popcorn fare with so many That Guys in it but it's also still so wild to me that this thing spawned like 15 seasons of television over 3 different series

some days you just don't have it (squatting 4 reps of Tilda plus 60 lbs, failed on 5th rep)

ok now I'm rooting for england to get knocked out next so everyone can stop arguing about their food

good morning

[extremely jar jar binks voice] PEE-USA

joke's on you I'm a mariners fan, you can't hurt me more than they already have

we back here again

I'm starting to gather from context clues that I may be getting a dm soon?

if I were a rich NFL QB I would simply have a better looking guy in shorter shorts touching my butt to teach me "golf" but I supposed I'm just Built Different

the more I find out about taylor swift's wedding the funnier it is, levels of camp only achievable with unlimited budget, total sincerity, and no self-awareness I love it so much

this but for those in Europe

25 fucking characters for an admin elevation password IT is the enemy and must be defeated

we are in day two of what I am now calling "Balogate" and it's still tremendous

everyone is mad about the wrong thing the problem with trump sticking himself in the affairs of the US mutant ninja turtles this world cup isn't that it's naked corruption, it's that by exposing them to his rancid vibes he's gonna make them lose just like the knicks lost at msg when he was there

I'm not saying this is the worst joke I have made in blue sky, but I am saying I don't remember making a worse joke than this on bluesky

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

I keep coming back to this

the yelling about soccer is tremendous today, simply exquisite

man, fuck this holiday

when she's trying so hard not to fall asleep but is slowly failing and also why is she trying to not fall asleep she has no other responsibilities just nap momo it's fine

a tradition unlike some others

At the end of the revolution I stand in a white dress, staring at the sunset. "All billionaires means all," I say as I pull the guillotine lever. A single tear falls over my red lips and rosy cheeks.

At the end of the revolution I stand in a white dress, staring at the sunset. "All billionaires means all," I say as I pull the guillotine lever. A single tear falls over my red lips and rosy cheeks.

ok so I woke up and am still seeing that adam sandler officiated taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding so I didn't hallucinate that it had never occurred to me that was a thing that could happen. adam sandler officiating weddings, things of that nature. that's amazing. I love it.

I worry that my rejection of marriage as patriarchy was only a projection of my failure at romantic relationships, and that my feminism was really only a way to shield myself from my own unlovability and the moment I succeeded in love I abandoned feminism by getting married just like taylor swift

is it just me or is the timeline especially dumb this morning

rolling into the long weekend like (weighted lunges with exactly 1 Tilda of weight, 6 reps each side, 3 sets)

Diablo 2 I will not be explaining further at this time

I wrote about the Supreme Court's latest disgusting anti-trans ruling. I wrote about it because I refuse to act like taking away constitutional rights and allowing legal discrimination is okay just because it's happening to people who don't poll well in a diner in Ohio. In @thenation.com

it's weird how there's news about betting markets about everything like we get updates about taylor swift's bridesmaids bets but there's crickets about the kalshi line on whether mitch mcconnell is still alive

I'm not learning how to say "Lefebvrite" you cannot make me

I'm not even watching this game and I'm mad about that red card

merry new fiscal year to all who celebrate

went with friends and took some puppers to the woods to touch some grass

the time my ska band got hired by someone to play their kids' high school graduation party and it was just the parents and their kids and a few of the kids' friends (and a full bar for some odd reason) had a bigger crowd than this lol also we took advantage of the bar and I decked our trombonist

why does erling haaland, the largest player on the field, not simply eat the other team

the thing is that this still isn't actually about sports, it's about establishing a legal foothold cementing "biological sex" and defining trans women as men and trans men as women, and then continuing from that foundation to legally define trans people out of existence

I think before any player does a free kick the team captain should have to give them a little kiss on the forehead

there are many ways to make this point, but this is the best possible one

fuck clarence thomas (among others) (squatting 5 reps of Tilda plus 60 lbs, 3 sets)

it's the last day of pride month I simply will not let what was already a predetermined transphobic shit sandwich from scotus ruin my day, my week, or my month I will live to see them die

we go live to the release of new scotus decisions

I thought about posting about how ezra klein is a dumbly complicit tool and I can't remember if he was always like this or has gotten much worse lately but honestly he's not worth that discussion so instead I say I can't decide between kezra lein or klezra ein

finally getting around to playing Halo 4 and a few thoughts -no dual wield? this is bullshit -heat management on warthog gun so I can't just fire endlessly while riding around? THIS IS BULLSHIT -gross, they went full gooner mode for Cortana -look Halo plots are all dumb but this is especially dumb

look we didn't necessarily think he'd do Good but we were still hoping for Better Than Ezra