she's gonna be so mad I posted this

this might be an unpopular opinion but the new Frankenstein movie is Good, Actually

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi:

I know the game is over and we've moved on to the next game but Indiana's QB threw more TDs than incompletions against the Alabama Crimson Tide and I just think that's neat

through 2 years at UDUB, Kalen DeBoer went 25-3 with a single playoff victory and it appears through 2 years at Bama he's gone only 20-8 with a single playoff victory and you really have to admire the charity in his heart stepping down to try a rebuild at a poverty program like this

this rose bowl is funny because it's the meeting of two of my team's former coaches

merry near year my resolutions as always

who the hell is Andy Cohen

since when does CNN have a new years eve show wtf

Wyclef Jean being on ABC's New Year's Rockin' Eve doing his features part on "Hips Don't Lie" while Shakira herself is performing the actual song on CNN's Andy and Anderson's New Year's Eve Countdown is incredibly funny

when you need to make an amphibious assault but you don't want to spend a lot of money

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social what did you do now

huh LaTech continues to be dominant in the postseason year in year out it's a shame the cfb playoff is always too cowardly to give them a shot

I thought this was an elegant solution if I may say so myself I mean not as elegant as just getting rid of some hairclips but the windowsill was no longer sufficient storage

[taps sign again]

like a dang chaperone at a school dance making sure there's room for the holy spirit

ngl when I started watching Honest Trailers for TMNT (1990) I did not expect to have to stop and rewind to make sure I heard correctly that Sam Rockwell is an egg

one of my exes was absolutely obsessed with de Beauvoir's vision of feminism and could never connect the dots of how they kept ending up circling back to saying TERF things yes, they/them

You gotta feel bad for Chappell Roan learning why you never praise the French the hard way

this feels like a clickhole post like yes Chappell we know she was an inspiration for the song you mention her in the first line

I think she may actually be stuck

I have never watched Stranger Things but I appreciate that it has apparently reached that late-season GoT zone where I can derive second-hand enjoyment from people posting about how terrible it's become

TIL that brigitte bardot was until today still alive and also apparently she became a hateful bigoted piece of shit in her later years that's a shame

it just hit me that LSU sorta did this with Orgeron and Kiffin (with Kelly in between)

me, attempting to explain this picture to @gendercrook.bsky.social: "so you see the pops tart are going to mouth heaven, yes 'mouth heaven', no I did not make that up those words come directly from the pop tart company, which is the title sponsor of this football game, anyway that one is escaping"

Momo likes to dig herself a little hole to lay in

"Hey hunny, watch this" @hulcricket.bsky.social : "ohh yea! Right in the beans!

AuDHD stands for Always uppies Deadlifts Happy Day

I just love that right now there is a bowl game sponsored by bowling bowling for bowling bowlingception

yes my own

what if we kissed in front of the salvaged pizza hut sign converted into xmas decoration @gendercrook.bsky.social

I think Whittingham attempting a revenge tour at Michigan will be a gd disaster and I am so here for it

once again I love second hand following football On Here because as far as I can tell from my timeline, the Lions are losing by 7 TDs and I have absolutely no idea who they're playing

catastrophic levels of dadding here (ladies is dads too)

the babies have been dutched, as per tradition

not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

and now for the one xmas tradition I insist on for myself CAREFUL OF THE ICY PATCH (IYKYK)

mannheim steamroller fucks so hard this is like og synthwave it just needs more bisexual lighting on the album covers

"Tilda, stop being a Grinch and get into the christmas spirit," they said "no, not like that," they said "Tilda, put the saxophone away," they said "Tilda please stop playing 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)' like Dave Koz we have to get going," they said

as long as I've got the pie makings out to make a pie for family thingy tomorrow may as well make a second just for us

my only regret is I teach all of our physics students how to program in my lab in the fall and I won't be teaching it again until August and this is the perfect shirt to wear while doing that

our friend group did our gift exchange already and someone happened to notice a link someone posted in the group chat and I got just what I wanted but then I had to break out the sewing machine and make a few alterations

I may miss the hell out of mulled wine but hot spiced cider is a pretty dang good NA substitute

@gendercrook.bsky.social: this is the way we need to deal with billionaires, just publicly mock them every time they're in the road

mssr. doctorb is right, men shouldn't be allowed to wear pants in movies

Noodle that's enough posting for you tonight you need to log off

the first I heard that the newest Avatar was coming out was seeing the box office numbers for this weekend like this somehow wasn't on my radar AT ALL

absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the song that exploded over the end credits of this movie (volume up)

I AM DYING AT THE STUFFED PANDA FULL OF BROKEN GLASS AND NAILS

John Lithgow has top billing and we are halfway through this movie and we still have yet to see him on the plus side, Santa is the actor who was the Big Lebowski and the reindeer look like they're from a John Carpenter movie