ok I'm glad someone said it because yes the Costco's uses the same scale as fucken Starbucks for their coffee roasts

there is something sardonically funny about a delivery driver obliviously misgendering you over and over and then being absolutely shocked to discover that you are stronger than him

enough about GLP-1s when do we get GLP-2s

is tomorrow gonna be another saturday morning when I get up and make coffee bring it back to my hot wife and she tells me we invaded another country

[opens app] [sees today’s incredibly stupid discourse] [closes app]

feeling those two weeks off and restarting with those lunges Tuesday (squatting Tilda plus 50 lbs, 4 reps and failed on 5th, then 2 sets of Tilda plus 40 lbs)

I don't know what "girl talk" is and my attempts to find out have been baffling to say the least am I a bad millennial town

but for real what is going on with that flapping thing at his collar what is going on what is happening

It's wildly not helpful to frame this as a "left, right, or center" issue because like wtf does a "move to the left" look like for "trans issues"? a lot of cis people would probably hear what the actual status quo for trans people was 5 years ago and think that's some sort of wild progressive change

it's been a rough week to be trans in this world

I always thought the whole effective altruism thing sounded a little sus like it was just all a little too neatly technocrat malcolm gladwell-esque, but I genuinely didn't think it was all going to turn into whatever the hell this is

is uh Dairy Queen actually known as the "Texas stop sign" like I'm willing to be proven wrong but that's a new one to me

THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT, COME FIGHT ME CINCY AND ST. LOUIS PEOPLE

ope, found your problem

an The Midnight tickets acquired for this fall, very excited same venue I saw them last time funny enough, which is a perfect venue for them

Quote with a fictional band that isn’t Spinal Tap

"darth jar jar" is just cope from a bunch of uptight nerds who couldn't appreciate star war's most perfect himbo as he was, yousa humble servant

good morning @maracox.bsky.social

when y'all were in uh let's say school did people take the n-word and replace the first letter with w- and then use that to describe white guys who they deemed to be too into things they thought were for black people

back in the saddle (6 reps per side of weight lunges with Tilda plus 5 lbs on the bar, 3 sets)

a farewell to this amaro

this is my favorite Ernest Hemingway quote

when the baby has a sneezle

huh

just heard this in a coffee shop and holy crap this is a good cover

discourse topic: are beans the magical fruit or the musical fruit? sound off in the comments

beans, imo

this entire thread about this ny mag plagiarism scandal is good but it was at this post my ears perked up because this particularly speaks to me on a mature, adult level

I'm not sure the star wars franchise needs "reviving" like isn't it still a money printing machine but also people do seem to love baby yoda this will probably be successful idk

missed the baby over the weekend

When the laundry room is too far away! 🤣 @hulcricket.bsky.social

this isn't even our final form

If your genitals could speak, what would they say?

whycome this sculpture got balls

yes obviously

Scary, Sporty, Ginger, Baby, Posh and also Ice somehow

the "male socialization" thing is tough because on the one hand my primary experience of being forced to try to be a guy was agony, but on the other hand I absolutely benefitted at points in my career from people assuming I was a cis guy in a field openly hostile to women the patriarchy everyone

why is stevinald j. sarkisian talking shit about academics anywhere

it's that time of year again

[ ] yes [✓] very yes

this is still true but wes streeting eating shit is delicious

I have just been informed of the short lived PBS show Zoboomafoo and what I have learned is that the employees of the Duke Lemur Center were WILDIN'

mehmet oz using the term "under-babied people" is a new twist I gotta tap the sign about

I had forgotten how good this absolute literary masterpiece is

look I don't expect a lot from the telegraph but I would like them to write this post so it's clear whether or not we got a folger's commercial sitch here

when did we all stop doing our bottom lashes like top and bottom liner and mascara was the default in 2012 for sure but at some point we all just decided to only do the top and I'm not sure when/how that happened

somehow I'd mixed up Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid and was really confued by all y'all's NBA skeets these playoffs

ok look I don't want to wade into the "definitive millennial song" discourse but I do have to ask did they play AC/DC's "Shook Me All Night Long" at every school dance for all y'all? or was that just my middle school and high school?