it is not lost in me that I got married on the one day that jesus was totally dead that was unintentional I swear

trump has the opportunity to give me the best wedding present ever

[borat voice through tears of joy] MAH WIFE

so @gendercrook.bsky.social and I did a thing

I don't like this conspiracy theory I LOVE this conspiracy theory

I have had this song stuck in my head ALL DAY because...reasons (ifykyk)

miss me with your "well that can't be true I just saw a groundhog the other day" nonsense there's no such thing as a groundhog, you just saw a very large gopher or larval beaver and misidentified it as some sort of rodentian chupacabra

back on my bullshit for friyay. new 5 rep max! (squatting 5 reps of Tilda plus 55 lbs, 3 sets)

absolutely losing my mind at this visual round this is so funny

sure, why not

peter thiel to the wettest people in the world: and that's why strong bad is more of an antichrist figure, while homestar is more christlike, with his propeller hat, threatening to cut up his forehead like the crown of thorns. teen girl squad is, obviously, the antichrist's disciples,

I still don't know who the hell pam bondi is and at this point I never have to learn fuck yeah

look I'm a lesbian so I shouldn't be giving up our secrets but the purpose of this question is to distract a man so you can steal his wallet

I'm genuinely upset they named the AI slop actress "Tilly" like that is *my* nickname all my friends have the same name as dogs and I have to share a name with AI slop actress

every day for me

tfw u been staring at a data table for so long that the spelling of "samples" starts to look incorrect

this is the first time since he pretended to drive that big truck and made "vroom vroom" noises with his mouth that I have identified even a little bit with donald trump but he's right here, supreme court arguments are very very boring

good morning @gendercrook.bsky.social can we get this instead of a wedding cake

I'm a little uncomfortable with how well this fits

still genuinely unsure if that taylor lorenz 17 hours a day thing is real

tertiary villain in Season 3 of the FX Original Series Justified lookin' ass

what in tarnation is a "cole swindell"

what if the real april fool's jokes are the friends we made along the way

much like me the "fuck this bitch specifically" theory has legs

I hate april fool's day

the vibes are inchoate

realtalk I am co-author on multiple published papers about using cold atmospheric plasma to destroy prions, I have worked with some leading researchers of the little demons, and I have heard people who should know more than me pronounce them in so many ways I genuinely do not know which is correct

HIS NAME IS BRYON YES, BRYON NO I WILL NOT

[sees the story about kristi noem's husband] not today. not on transgender day of visibility. this is our day. fuck off.

wondering if I should be concerned by how often I say "it's only dumb if it doesn't work" these days (it worked)

it's TDOV and I have to move a fridge across campus wtf this is transphobic

man, fuck scotus

in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, it was the scene when Qui-Gon was explaining the situation to Boss Nass and Jar Jar interrupted with "yousa say dere gonna be a war inda stars?" and Liam Neeson turned and looked directly at the camera and said "that right, there will be star wars."

I had a bunch of stuff scheduled really tight with this install at work, didn't leave enough padding for things to go wrong, and of course shit went sideways and there are delays, and tomorrow I've got collaborators coming for a visit and I will look like a fool

mixing it up today (weighted lunges with 5 lbs shy of Tilda on the bar, 6 reps each side)

because their lesson from all of that was and is Nazism is only bad if it comes from the Nazi region of Germany, otherwise it's just sparkling Western Values

the vibes are inchoate

look he's got me on the pinkie thing I am a fancy bitch but like soy milk froths like ass if you're gonna go dairy free you should be using oat milk

"hobbits travel the furthest" factoid actualy just statistical error. average hobbit travels 0 leagues per year. Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took, who traveled all over Middle Earth, are outliers adn should not have been counted

this is a good thread on what this whole NYT vs. AMA thing is about as well as a summary of what's actually happening with trans youth care, which is that transphobes are trying to claim something is happening when it's simply not

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Grand Rapids, Mich. - Other candidates might eat a salad with a fork like gay little girls, but Rahm Emanuel is a man of action, and he fucks the salad TO DEATH.

I have no idea what y'all are talking about UCLA already beat Duke in the Elite Eight so UConn and Duke can't be playing each other

well at least I can still lift heavy things about it (squatting 6 reps of Tilda plus 45 lbs, 3 sets)

watching a bunch of trans people then kn Katelyn Burns and mischaracterize what she said and means is pretty gross idk she goes back about as far as anyone on trans inclusion and sports and that's been my beat for a decade and she's right. it's depressing af and I hate it but that's the reality.

on a more fun note holy shit the last 3 eps of S2 of Solo Leveling

cool cool cool cool

THANK YOU

the ep of ds9 when dukat banged kira's mom