I got a new tattoo yesterday, and I love him

Good morning @maracox.bsky.social

Counter point. It's never to early for the double mint twins

Walking boldly into the detransition clinic in my unclecore blue blazer: Hello, I'd like help with my detransition to male, please. As you can see on my license, I am a male. Under the influence of transgender ideology I grew these d cup breasts. I'd like them removed for free, please.

Im finally getting flower in the flower bed. It's all coming together

Someone doesn't know we are going to the V-E-T

Good afternoon @maracox.bsky.social does this help?

Steam Controller easter egg: the controller screams when dropped by about 3 feet (Big Picture Mode, about once every 5-6 drops) www.reddit.com/r/SteamContr...

What a banger of an album

I see some reddit posts that I swear are /r/bicyclecirclejerk bait, but then there are jewels such as this. I am doing my best to hold it together in an open office today reading this and I am NOT being successful.

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

I could just be the biggest wiener

It's nice.5 degrees in here

This is so very red

Had a evening with a bunch of friends playing commander and eating pizza. I won with Saruon reanimator and came very close on game two with prismari spell slinger deck.

This is important

you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.

We live in a SNL skit

so anyway, if you want to support queer people supporting queer people and building queer community locally, that's what Friendly City Safe Space is doing and I'm proud to be a part of it

Yesterday's strange thing found on a momo walk. @hulcricket.bsky.social did not get the baseball reference at first and was EXTREMELY confused

Live look at the Commonwealth of Virginia

magic the gathering is a system where 2 or more players yes-and their ways through a multipolar wizard duel that has the same level of emotional investment, stakes, and twists and turns of a ttrpg campaign compressed down to the length of a Rush song

Good morning @hulcricket.bsky.social

Got a new toy today. I was told it did not work, I disassembled it, cleaned some contacts and re seated the video cable. Seems fine to me.

Its a Pikachu wearing an eevee suit

We need to return

Good morning @maracox.bsky.social it is important that you see this.

I got new hair and I feel adorable

This is huge! The European Court of Justice, the top EU court, has ruled that EU member states must provide a process to change gender markers on identity documents for trans people. sofiaglobe.com/2026/03/12/e...

Are you ready to SLAY? The one and only @gavinverhey.bsky.social joins the Spell Slayers for their premiere episode! You don't want to miss this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqmm... #MagicTheGathering

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie cast: Wart - Luis Guzman Honey Queen - Issa Rae Yoshi - Donald Glover

I put this down because I got distracted by life, but I'm back on it. Working towards badge #7

Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal vent—the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay egg—which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

Living my true millennial life by blasting Get Low at 9:15 at the office

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Can't believe the editor won't let us know what Tappy's AO3 username is, this is the worst Pride episode ever smdh

ITS SNOWING!!!!

One of the reasons I like magic the gathering so much is because there's so many different ways to play. you can sell the cards for money online. you can make a little pile with the cards and knock them over. Tiny fires, and of course there's even an unpopular strategy game

If I'm forced to go onsite to work, I'm going to look incredible while doing it

I am expired

Dinner ideas @hulcricket.bsky.social ?

I cannot unsee this

Fuck....wait for it....the hells ya

as we continue to celebrate 40 years of Zelda i’d like to say that i sincerely love the existence of the official timeline. Nintendo got backed into a corner by forum nerds and said “oh you want a real timeline? here’s some shit that’s way more stupid than you expected”

This is the zelda movie they should be making - @hulcricket.bsky.social

Would

funny trans girls 🤝 horny trans girls admiring each other's bits