the secret to most things is deep breaths and benzos

crying because I don't know where I'm going to sit and feel excluded by people who have made plans without me, is sure bringing up some school-flavoured trauma

unless it's normal to be on the edge of a panic attack because I have to visit a new office and I don't know which desk I'm going to sit at??

MY DISABILITIES ARE DISABLING ME AND I DONT LIKE IT

"wants" are "needs" disguised you want to buy shit because one of your needs is not being met, not because you are a slut for capitalism with no impulse control

I'm being informed that this food is pussy

asked and answered

they should make food to eat when you're not hungry but you wanna feel something

Pedro Pascal's wager

I am a deep pit of need and I'm fine with that

the thing is, I'd actually be worse if I was less depressed I'm imagining a version of myself that has the energy to act on all her impulses and it's terrifying

turns out that the "One Weird Trick" of cooking cheap vegetarian meals (that aren't just salad) is just roasting the shit out of some veg

shop done, meals planned, flat clean I'm so fucking responsible chat

I'm an adult, which means I only make time to jerk it AFTER doing the weekly shop

we'll know we're truly fucked if there's another swing music revival... if I see the name Parov Stelar in the wild I'm biting down on my cyanide pill

getting into all sorts of jams, predicaments, and pickles

tucked too tight to be playing boardgames

I've bitten off more socialisation than I can chew

bratmobile - cool schmool youtu.be/zug8C4KcGfQ?...

It's Saturday May 16 for anyone who celebrates

Watch out for this dingus. Report and block.

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

need cold brew to live

last night was a movie (experimental art film about watching ice melt)

don't ask a man his salary don't ask a woman her age don't ask me how long my tongue is

y'know when cats just meow at you and then scamper away when you get up to try to figure out what they want?? I'm doing that to myself rn

I am a deep pit of need and I'm fine with that

i have nice tits and i must post by harlot ellislut

time zones aren't real, everyone needs to log on right now and appreciate my posts

I'm the van Gogh of posting (mentally ill)

I'm wearing a spiked collar to protect me from coyotes

follow me you coward

they're saying I have big "anxious greyhound" energy???

I'm here you fuck ass bitch

skamirror

president Xi? how about presenting me them titties

acquiring national pride purely due to the price of drinks at wetherspoons

it's happening again

dark holes

drank too much and now I'm emotional about paul simon songs

fr tho my nipples hurt and are visibly bigger

you're not the first trans girl to overcome whatever is in your way. it may seem near impossible to do it alone, but we're here to help you through it.

sex so good her bedroom door is a fog wall

got my eyebrows back

the only Xi I care about is Xi-ing them titties

is it a full moon or something, cause dudes are worse than normal today I've been outside for 8 mins and already been catcalled from a car and seen a dude check a woman out so hard that he pulled a fucking soyjack face irl

my nipples are up to something, my titties are scheming, my ass is nefarious

ya girl is pissin

she perch on my chub til I flounder

I keep seeing videos of cis women talking about getting mistaken for a trans woman and how it "doesn't bother them" and every single time the comments will just be the most transphobic shit