having a crazy deja vu moment and fighting the urge to pre-emptively text a friend and ask if shes mad at me bc in the brain version she's about to blow up on me lol

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todays soundtrack is FLYING BEAGLE by Himiko Kikuchi :3

whimsy and whiskey are only two letters apart, and for good reason

ok im not usually one for engagement bait but im really curious to hear what people would say 🤨

vampire who prefers the term hemosexual

rolled credits on hades ii :3

what if we made out at our joint abortion appointment?

Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find out! type name

who needs edibles when u have being seepy!!! lifehack!!! get 4 hours of sleep:3333

he might have been the son of god, but no way he had twelve friends in his 30s

leaving lipstick marks on her comedically charred skeleton :3

yeah i used to drive a siscon i mean siscon i mean scion

cis dude who gets bottom surgery and his clit daps up the surgeon when it's over

we send each other heart reacts on our titty pictures every so often. today she did that and then I went "💜😇" and she went "you're so pretty ☺️" and I went "girl so are you!! you're gorgeous!!" and she heart reacted it

My titties taste like house keys and there’s no place like home

kelz is waxing my eyebrows tn! it's been a minute im excited hehe

anyone have experience w estradiol undecylate vs enanthate?

big sister that ur penpals w :D

[me on christmas morning, getting the leash to an old dog] oh boy yippiiee!! im so excited to teach it new tricks!!

a little sister is automatically a pet, of sorts

rinsing my bush with the rice water so it grows nice and healthy

im definitely acclimated to michigan bc i don't even think gaylord is that funny a name about half the time

the phrase "you have a rotten, lying little heart" has been stained deep into my psyche for months. and every day it washes a little cleaner. it's very faint now 💜

having a good one (learning that the 'friend' who said some really fucked up shit to me a few months ago was also really disliked by the rest of the friend group and we're all glad she's not around us any more)

finger her,,,,, please she just wants to taste your fingers a little

thinking today about garbage disposal robotgf

im such a normal woman, you must understand

An Angel of grace comes down to Earth so She might learn about humans and how they love. Within a week its halo has been yanked down past its ears and sits limply around its neck, a leash clipped on, divine glow long since bled out onto the bedsheets where it lies, begging to fall further still.

Alternatively.....pet angel where you shove it's halo over its neck....

puppygirls are what happens when an angel falls from heaven and gets it's halo stuck around it's neck as a collar 😇🐶

TEN DAYS AND THREE HOURS BTW

i want a burger rn

khruangbin always soothes my inflamed neurons =w=

my coworkers looove me

my pussy from the bronx btw

ok i've been spoiling y'all lately it's time to lean in to my really bad jokes now that you've come to expect nudes of a goddess

☺️

what was the name of that guy that played the joker? jorkquin peanits?

please don’t!

icyhot themed blowjob, queen? icyhot themed blowjob tonight, queen? queen....icyhot themed blowjob?? tonight??

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"Hey doc, can I get a pussy?" "One pussy, you got it" "With no labia" "No labia?" "Yeah and no hole" "Hey Jimmy, gimme a pussy with NUTHIN!"

I would like to present, for the public's enjoyment, quite possibly the worst thing I have ever said: "Call my pussy the Edmund Fitzgerald the way 29 men lost their lives going down on it." Thank you.

rubbing prog cream on my clarus the dogcow tattoo til she grows an udder

i really like kay but i wish there was another cute nickname for kaycie

robotgirl groping you call that getting a mammogram

mnnngngggfff just thought about getting forcebutched/femmebroken and

im like if a dog got overtaken by a parasitic plant and then that mass of flesh and chlorophyll was shoved into a cybernetically enhanced mechanical shell with circuitry bolstering my mental faculties