ok maybe a weird question lol but does anybody else's testicles ache when their stomach is cramping?

meltstonin good, heating pad mid, weighty blanlet good

can i come over and wince and moan in pain on it

it's nearly 1am, im not tired, AND im having gnarly period cramps??? 🥺

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I've had a jump in the number of followers recently, so I figured I'd repost this with some context My wife and I are currently homeless, we got kicked out of My parents' place about a month ago we're trying really hard to get money together, but our situation is not ideal anything helps us a lot

if you haven’t been murdered it’s kind of fucked up for you to be into snuff

adhd poly domme who extends your chastity time cause she can't tell which key goes to which sub

not even gonna try to post about pizza tomorrow it's never happened in the past on TDOV lmao

cookie clicker training my puppygirl (making her do the upgrades for me)

Unstoppable force x immovable object Yuri

when lil jon said “to the window, to the wall” it had to be really confusing if you lived in an aquarium

things you should never say to a trans man: "let's unpack that" um that's his penis. leave it alone.

trans women deserve to be vain. it's so important to have a bit of an ego and a sense of self worth and these are all slightly different things but they're so important to have

why the fuck would you ask chatgpt when you could ask a fat agp???

bottoming for the first time since SRS and putting a whoopee cushion inside my pussy so the sex is more familiar

🌗felt like a goddess this morning

i woke n boked this morning

this is how i post, btw

Diner date 💜

foot freaks recommending something to you: "yeah it'll knock your socks off 👀"

is subbreaking a thing bc that might be what i am

girl you must have a truffle up your ass the way my hog wants to get in there

One of my favorite pictures of my little mutt. The fear and anticipation in its eyes is so delightful <3

new album thread!

i've got a real bad new music backlog that im gonna try and work through a lil, so i guess i'm gonna maybe do specifically just a new album thread

i love using al gores internet to flirt with gorgeous transgender women

jesus christ it is suddenly hot as balls upstairs i guess im sleeping naked tn

me, trying too hard to show the tboy i'm going down on that i respect his gender: damn bro are you the legend of zelda? because your majora are looking masc 😏

fuuuuuck

i cast spell of "giant spoonful of peanut butter as a snack"

I feel like transfem shit posters should all be given Jester's Privilege. No one actually listens to us when we're serious anyway so we could at least not get punished for our jokes.

it's cool that you're allowed to direct a movie with someone else but only if you're siblings

twink youth pastor: you know who you DON'T have to prep for to receive?

"pup" is a portmanteau of "pent" and "up"

"well behaved bottoms rarely make history" um, jesus christ literally got publicly tortured and died because his daddy told him to

& nice sprites

leaping on a grenade to save the lives of my comrades, shouting "NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED" as i dive

Is it still attempted murder if your hearts not in it

do u guys have those mutuals where you forget they're trans sometimes and then you go "aw shit nvm they're WAY too funny to be cis"

big scary monster girl that lays eggs in me

i am going to set up a popcorn stand outside the courtroom the Nuremberg 2 trials happens in and become rich enough to neutralize the debt of every transsexual

"hmm, it seems that my slot machine has lost the mandate of heaven" - thing i said out loud while playing pokemon firered

please help eevee 💜

hi everyone, i could really use some help sharing this as much as possible 🙏 the woman I'm living with and I are no longer dating and I'm searching for roommates as well as work still. Our lease ends later this April in less than 1 month :( gofund.me/f50511e32

ew go away bot

wait i just figured this out: im not a puppygirl into humiliation, im a person with a humiliation kink, and barking for women and being treated like a dog is humiliating my personality also just happens to map onto dogs very well, but my gender and mental image are more fae planty thing

oh thank heavens my edible is kicking in

I'm 19 months into unemployment due to illness, and I just got a letter that my earlier payment for storage didn't go through, and I have until the 1st to pay 2000$ or they're auctioning off my storage, which has 12 years of games & retrotech. Any help would be amazing. ko-fi.com/fooneturing/...