if you set off fireworks i should be allowed to shoot you ngl

Took off a boot mid-coat to appraise it in the light and she literally begged me to let her continue

i love bootblacking i love bootblacking i love bootblacking i need to practice more

A nice night in with the runt 🥰

#kaycieWatches Hellboy (2004)

#kaycieWatches Willy's Wonderland

#kaycieWatches Princess Mononoke (1997) wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf

yeah those mushrooms definitely stroked me off

💦💦💦💦💦💦

This mushroom is strokin me off

#kaycieReads Entropy Victim this was a really really fun role reversal mechsplo :) archiveofourown.org/works/87633731

i just called my tummy "the factory district" bc of how much noise it makes

impact play club. no it's not a group, you're supposed to hit people with the club

guys PLEASE protect your puppygirls tonight they are sensitive to loud noises! an easy way to do this is to fuck your puppygirl hard until her ears pop and she gets lightheaded and everything goes quiet

cheese with an evil laugh be like moaxaxaca

dickbuilding roguelike phallo surgeon

the fireworks on july 3rd are to celebrate lesbian groupsex

just had my first foursome c: my stomach, womb, and heart are all very full

Being pretty *and* buff is such a fun combination 🥰

my cat #mycat

Gay agenda? Damn right I got a gaya genda than you, asshole

they're shipping my ass somewhere

Okay, but given how vampires reproduce, I imagine this happens in the form of breeding base stock for the vampires to turn. They aren't human. They aren’t elves. they aren’t orcs, or any of the other known humanoid species. they also aren't not *not* them.

The vampires think I am their obedient castle, bound to their will. I think I will allow the oldest of them to survive long enough to see what I have done to the minds of all of their spawns. Right before I command my hive to feed.

my cat #mycat

i wish i was a therian sometimes it seems so cool

babe would you throw your spaghetti (cum) at my walls (of my uturus) until something sticks (i get pregnant)?

foie gras with edibles so her cum gets you high

Girlfriends are creatures that cum in you and then steal your blanket

it's hard sometimes not to feel broken because of all my sexual trauma but Jade takes very very very good care of me. im in an extraordinarily difficult period of my life rn so it makes sense that things just don't work right now. even if it sucks. it doesn't mean they're stuck that way. it'll be ok

kaycie and crying during sex name a more iconic duo

General Tso's would be a beautiful name for a girl

"my son is doing fine" your daughter: pk;ap latch

you should read this, it’s good shit 💖

🐌 this story got my headmate Astrid really really worked up last night !!! go read it !!!!!

Read it, loved it, highly recommend it!

if yall dont know about this u better FIND OUT❗❗❗

you should give this a read! it's coming in just short of 4k words so it's very digestible~

My short story is here! Be sure to let me know what you think 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/87639051

y'all you do NOT wanna miss the first story Jade has written!! She is SO talented, this has such beautiful prose and the smut is so good 🫠🫠🫠 give it a read!!

Hey, so I am currently actively looking for work! If you do a cool thing that you want to look cooler, hit me up and I can sort your logos, colours, branding, entire vibe. Because you are amazing at what you do. You should look amazing.

transitioning changed so much 🥰 i used to sit to pee because "being a woman" turned me on. now i sit to pee because my dick is too small to aim :3

She's in my arms <3

this is just like paper mario: the thousand year door

mjf looks like the kind of guy who would fuck his clone and then spread rumors about how bad he is in bed

chaser minions keep asking me for my banana im tired

someone who’s so pretty it makes you scared. drop dread gorgeous

Okay like three people have DM'd me to say some version of "Glad someone's saying it" and none of them were the people I had in mind? Tells me this is needed. And this thread boils down to "Get consent before making heavy threats against someone." ... Feels like it shouldn't be necessary.

this post brought to you by my hair looking like a halo