this is the fucking craziest one i’ve seen yet lol

the horrors as i continue to realize that statistically speaking im very nearly a trans elder

ok bluesky devs why does autoplay for videos now default to unmuting every video i scroll by? who wanted this? why?

[producer tag] she took it all in the divorce :(

[producer tag] i just shoved a puppy in my pussy

caught another fucking chaser going through my nudes

feeling like brainwashing and subjugating an enemy Loser and making it my hound who kills others, call that becksploitation

gods i love being a sappy tranny dyke on the skyline

Her 🥰

who is the cum monster and is she single?

ok i was not expecting women simply being taller than me to melt me *that* much

this is how i post, btw

post u at your dykiest this has gotta be top 3 at least :3

i feel like im posting to r/kitchencel

yeah im sbubmissive, you can eef my freef

bro i can't do this any more or else my kneecaps would explode from my arthritis

ALT OPTION:

this is who runs this account :)

Update

bees want me bc of my rubbery pussy and desire to repopulate the hive

bitches love me because of my wet pussy and goofy demeanor

my resume is technically all up to date too, but i really need to like trim the excess and reword stuff and make it look nicer

i finally activated my new fsa card too, and did lots of dishes today!!

hundreds of beautiful women named "scam likely" keep calling my phone 🥰

put a lil kaycie twist on it (forgive the "called in and doing chores" outfit)

alright wikihow. u have my attention

taxes submitted!!! getting a decent return, im going to hopefully be able to pay off like maybe almost 1/3 of my credit card debt 🥺 things are still gonna be really tight for a while though

making my necron gf slow down her chronosense to make the edging more intense

dude wtf i got in my mech the other day for a training session and they replaced the inertial dampening fluid with piss :|

dawg im so pathetic im like the training wheels for girls getting into domming

training my followers via machine learning what how they should interact with me based on if i provide positive reinforcement (a like, or especially a reply) or negative feedback (ignored)

haha dont worry OSHA HAZWOPER 40 HR training, i know aalllll about checking to see if i've leaked through my panties after kissing a girl

when my knight, sworn to protect me, beats me viciously under the guise of training, and the Queen looks the other way because she hand picked the strongest knight in the land for my own benefit. despite the swelling of my bruises and the marring of my divine flesh

i truly am a noble and beloved princess, dainty and fragile. which makes it particularly hot when I am forced beneath my station

i have an extensive mental training regimen. i green out and then play brain age for the DS, the thc acts like training weights

rolling progesterone for the OSHA training im doing

voice training to specifically sound like peak 80s Geddy Lee

i'll take "things a democrat would run in an ad campaign" for $1,000

😇

btw the lowercase name is quickly becoming more than just a stylistic thing. it's a legit preference at this point- if you could try to refrain capitalizing my name that'd be cool ty :)

ok 2pm i guess i'll get out of bed

dudes fucking love shooting their shot with “hey”. at least give me something I can dunk on you for in a screenshot

OSHA violation the way I'm working this pussy.

fuckin on a cerberus girl, getting that triple penetration

i feel like i should be hungry by now??

Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)

dudes been hitting a lot of girls lately, consider a preemptive block